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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: He posts raw thoughts openly — for example 'i have a lot of thoughts but i often don't say any of them' shows a willingness to be vulnerable even when it's uncomfortable.
- Self-aware: He recognizes his own behavior and corrects it, as in 'i should stop being mean really' and 'sorry i tweeted this in a blind rage.'
- Passionate: His deep fandom interest—'do you think theres an eddsworld fandomstuck' and the display name—shows strong enthusiasm for niche culture.
- Witty: His posts often blend sarcasm and humor, like the clipped retort 'oh my god bruh' and performative lines such as 'i once again apologize for being correct.'
- Empathetic streak: Despite sharpness, he sometimes expresses growth-oriented goodwill: 'i hope you grow and change as a person' points to a desire for others' improvement.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Frequent extreme lines such as 'suicide tomorrow' and 'sorry i tweeted this in a blind rage' indicate tweeting before thinking through consequences.
- Moody: Quick tonal swings from gibberish to bleakness — 'myehnyehnyeh...' then 'as if my headache couldnt get any worse' — show emotional instability.
- Harsh: Tweets like 'get Out of here. you're talking about things you know nothing about' and 'autism is a simple and manageable disorder' suggest a tendency to be blunt to the point of insensitivity.
- Attention-seeking: Dramatic proclamations such as 'if i have strep throat again i seriously just have to end my life' read as performative calls for reaction rather than measured statements.
- Conflict-prone: He repeatedly engages in public call-outs and corrections — e.g. 'i once again apologize for being correct' — indicating friction with others online.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is a sensitive, awkward, and often-overwhelmed kid who publicly wrestles with loneliness and cringe — much like Tom's 'its a weird feeling to feel alone despite being surrounded by people' and 'getting mad at fandom tourists at my big fucking age'. Milhouse's tendency to put his heart and embarrassment on display and to oscillate between meekness and sudden outbursts mirrors Tom's mix of self-deprecation, dramatic tweets, and fandom devotion.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introversion: He says 'i have a lot of thoughts but i often don't say any of them' and 'its a weird feeling to feel alone despite being surrounded by people', which indicates inward-turning processing. Intuition: his interest in fandom mashups ('do you think theres an eddsworld fandomstuck') and imaginative usernames show abstract, idea-driven focus. Feeling: tweets like 'i hope you grow and change as a person' and 'i should stop being mean really' demonstrate value-led decision-making and concern for emotional correctness. Perceiving: impulsive, changing posts — from 'myehnyeh...' to 'suicide tomorrow' — reflect spontaneity and flexibility rather than rigid structure. Together these traits best match INFP: private, idealistic, emotionally complex.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you were an au, I'd happily be canon — wanna make some chaotic headcanons together?
- You must be a rare fandom artifact, because I drove through eight emotional arcs just to stan you.
- Call me your edit: I’ll put all your best parts on loop and credit you in the notes.
- Are you a cringe post? Because I can't stop rescuing you from the void.
- I might be dramatic online, but IRL I promise to be gentler — coffee and a dumb fanfic rewrite?
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Your new Twitter bio
Tom — fandom-obsessed, blunt, and unintentionally theatrical. he/him. I post chaotic rants, awkward confessions, and bad jokes. Trying to be kinder. Not a therapist — if you're struggling, please reach out IRL.– @baconcoIa
Your signature cocktail
Blind Rage Fizz
This drink starts dark and heavy (the rum) like his more dramatic tweets ('suicide tomorrow'), gets fizzy and impulsive (cola + soda) like his onomatopoeic outbursts 'myehnyehnyehm...', and finishes with a bitter-sour twist (lime + bitters) that nods to his sharp retorts such as 'get Out of here. you're talking about things you know nothing about.' It's moody, a little sweet, and meant to be sipped while scrolling through fandom AUs.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits him because beneath the snark and dramatic rants there's loyalty, a desire for fairness and a wish for personal growth. He tells people 'i hope you grow and change as a person' and repeatedly apologizes — 'i once again apologize for being correct' — which shows conscience more than ambition. His willingness to wear fandom identity publicly (the 'tomtord' name) and to call himself out ('i should stop being mean really') aligns with Hufflepuff's steadier, community-minded values rather than Ravenclaw cleverness or Slytherin calculation.
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Creep - Radiohead
The song's raw, self-deprecating loneliness and 'not belonging' theme pairs with Tom's recurring isolation lines like 'its a weird feeling to feel alone despite being surrounded by people' and his blunt, sometimes ashamed humor. The aching chorus and quiet bitterness reflect the dramatic 'if i have strep throat again i seriously just have to end my life' style hyperbole and the general vibe of being on the outside.
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