Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and playful exaggeration for entertainment, like joking about quitting Street Fighter 6 after beating it in “Just beat Street Fighter 6, now I can quit this dog shit ass game! LETS FUCKING GO! 😂”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for games and fandoms, e.g., excitement for Sonic content in “LETS FUCKING GO! #soniccrossworlds” and collecting Sonic IDW comics in “The sonic hedgehog IDW fang the hunter complete! Issue 1# is near impossible to find”.
- Socially-conscious: Takes firm stances on social issues, criticizing bigotry in “It's genuinely astounding how much of a hate filled bigoted cunt @jk_rowling has become.” and mocking Trump’s vanity in “Trump couldn't get the Nobel peace prize so he paid FIFA to make one up for him.”.
- Direct: Communicates opinions bluntly without hedging, such as calling out Ebuyer’s pricing in “Blocked by @Ebuyer for calling out their scumbag price hikes on AMD 9070 graphics cards. Fuck ebuyer”.
- Engaged: Frequently interacts with platform culture and memes, referencing daily timeline chaos in “how am I supposed to ever stop using twitter with crazy shit like this on my feed daily 😭” and enjoying community memes in “This piratesoftware shit has lead to some of the funniest memes world of warcraft has ever had.”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile-language: Frequently uses insults and slurs, e.g., calling verified users “the biggest retards on this platform” in “Can somebody people just create a browser plugin that auto blocks every verified account on twitter? They are the biggest retards on this platform…” and labeling Rowling a “hate filled bigoted cunt” in this tweet.
- Overgeneralizing: Writes off whole groups categorically, like declaring all verified accounts worthless in “I'm actually just blocking verified check marks on sight now, you all post the deadest, most dog shit content and Im done with all of you.”.
- Dismissive-attitude: Frames disagreement as not worth engaging, e.g., saying complainers “are incapable of having opinions worth engaging with” in “This is a litmus test for people who's opinions are dog shit. Anyone you see complaining about this should just be blocked…”.
- Aggressive-tone: Often expresses criticism through confrontation, like telling people to “get the fuck over it” in “If you want to share your opinions publicly that opens you up to counter opinions, that's the internet get the fuck over it.”.
- Ethics-blindspot: Casually endorses questionable behavior as morally fine, such as stating “it's always morally correct to pirate Nintendo games” in this reminder tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic energy, snark, and gleeful trolling. They constantly talk shit and relish being provocative, like when they say “I'm actually just blocking verified check marks on sight now, you all post the deadest, most dog shit content and Im done with all of you.” and “Can somebody people just create a browser plugin that auto blocks every verified account on twitter? They are the biggest retards on this platform…”. Their delight in petty chaos, such as “Maining Charmy Bee in Sonic Racing Crossworlds because I know for a fact it's pissing people off.”, is classic Bart-style mischief. At the same time, they punch up at people and institutions they see as cruel or hypocritical, like calling out “how much of a hate filled bigoted cunt @jk_rowling has become.” and mocking Trump as “What an actual fucking loser oh my god!”. The mix of crude humor, rebellion against authority and status symbols, and a surprising moral streak under the profanity all align strongly with Bart rather than the more earnest Lisa or the more hapless Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They present as an Extrovert (E), openly engaging with public discourse, arguments, and drama rather than private reflection, for example gleefully commenting on industry decisions like “Fighting game of the year is literally a dead game with no players. lmao #TheGameAwards” and repeatedly talking about blocking whole groups of users such as “I'm actually just blocking verified check marks on sight now, you all post the deadest, most dog shit content and Im done with all of you.”. Their style leans Intuitive (N): they frequently jump to broader judgments or principles about platforms, fandoms, or culture rather than concrete step‑by‑step details, as in “Tekken8 feels like a social experiment to see how quickly you can make a community turn on a franchise.” and moral generalizations like “Reminder that it's always morally correct to pirate Nintendo games.”. The heavy emphasis on blunt critique, calling out perceived stupidity, and prioritizing arguments over harmony suggests Thinking (T), e.g. “This is a litmus test for people who's opinions are dog shit. Anyone you see complaining about this should just be blocked, they are incapable of having opinions worth engaging with.” and the harsh evaluation “They are the biggest retards on this platform, they never have anything of substance to add to anything and most of what they post is just rage bait anyway.”. Finally, their behavior reads more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they react spontaneously and flexibly to whatever appears in the feed, joking that they can’t leave the platform because of constant chaos in “Bro, how am I supposed to ever stop using twitter with crazy shit like this on my feed daily 😭”, and they revel in trolling choices like “Maining Charmy Bee in Sonic Racing Crossworlds because I know for a fact it's pissing people off.” rather than adhering to a structured, orderly approach. Putting this together, their outward, debate‑loving, principle‑focused and spontaneous style aligns best with ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If liking Matthew Mercer as Epsio is a litmus test, then let me fail it by saying the real perfect casting is you as my co‑op partner for the night.
- You mained Charmy Bee in Sonic Racing Crossworlds just to piss people off, so… want to duo-queue life with someone who’ll unapologetically main ‘Dating You’ just to tilt the haters?
- You beat Street Fighter 6 just so you could happily quit that ‘dog shit ass game’—how about we start a new run where the only rage-quit condition is either of us leaving this conversation?
- You still think about breakdancing Tails, you chase down impossible-to-find Fang the Hunter issues, and you resurrect old fish-man sketches—clearly you appreciate rare treasures, so I’m shooting my shot before you list yourself as ‘near impossible to find’ too.
- Since it’s ‘morally correct to pirate Nintendo games’ in your book, I’m gonna morally justify stealing a bit of your time to see if we vibe as hard as your timeline does when you’re calling out dead games and dead content.
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Your new Twitter bio
UK gamer & Sonic enjoyer. Fighting games, hot takes & blocking blue checks since my ‘Twitter prison’ era. Opinions are mine, salt is free.– @badger_top
Your signature cocktail
The Dogshit Smile
This cocktail is a loud, high-proof mix because they tweet like they drink their opinions: unfiltered and strong, from calling Tekken 8 a “social experiment” in “Tekken8 feels like a social experiment to see how quickly you can make a community turn on a franchise.” to declaring “I'm actually just blocking verified check marks on sight now, you all post the deadest, most dog shit content and Im done with all of you.”. The bitter aperitif stands for their zero-tolerance attitude, like when they say “This is a litmus test for people who's opinions are dog shit. Anyone you see complaining about this should just be blocked…”. Sour cherry juice captures their gleeful saltiness in gaming takes such as “Just beat Street Fighter 6, now I can quit this dog shit ass game! LETS FUCKING GO!”. The honey-ginger syrup is the hidden warmth under the bite, echoing their playful chaos like “Maining Charmy Bee in Sonic Racing Crossworlds because I know for a fact it's pissing people off.”. Finally, the cola top is the fizzy, casual social-media vibe that keeps them coming back for more timeline madness, as they admit in “Bro, how am I supposed to ever stop using twitter with crazy shit like this on my feed daily 😭”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits through confrontational bravery and a readiness to call out what they see as injustice or stupidity, even at personal cost. They openly attack powerful or controversial figures, e.g. calling J.K. Rowling “a hate filled bigoted cunt” in “It's genuinely astounding how much of a hate filled bigoted cunt @jk_rowling has become.”, which reflects moral courage and a willingness to take a public stand. They’re also unapologetically combative toward groups they dislike, as seen in “This is a litmus test for people who's opinions are dog shit. Anyone you see complaining about this should just be blocked, they are incapable of having opinions worth engaging with.” and “I'm actually just blocking verified check marks on sight now, you all post the deadest, most dog shit content and Im done with all of you.”. Their attitude toward online discourse — “If you want to share your opinions publicly that opens you up to counter opinions, that's the internet get the fuck over it.” — shows a fearless, almost reckless embrace of conflict that fits Gryffindor’s boldness more than Slytherin’s calculated self‑preservation. While they display wit and some critical thinking about games and platforms, the dominant pattern is standing loudly and impulsively for their beliefs, aligning them most closely with Gryffindor.
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Break Stuff - Limp Bizkit
A song all about venting frustration and not holding back fits this account’s unfiltered, confrontational style. They regularly go off on people and platforms, like when they say "I'm actually just blocking verified check marks on sight now, you all post the deadest, most dog shit content and Im done with all of you." and "If you want to share your opinions publicly that opens you up to counter opinions, that's the internet get the fuck over it.". The aggressive energy of Break Stuff matches tweets like "They are the biggest retards on this platform, they never have anything of substance to add to anything and most of what they post is just rage bait anyway." and "It's genuinely astounding how much of a hate filled bigoted cunt @jk_rowling has become.". Even their gaming takes have that same annoyed, cathartic tone, like calling Street Fighter 6 a "dog shit ass game!" and mocking The Game Awards picks as "literally a dead game with no players.". Overall, the song’s theme of channeling irritation into loud, unapologetic expression lines up well with how they use their account.
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