Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Reflects deeply on feelings and relationships, e.g. “eh engraçado parar pra pensar pq no final eu me safei… saber de toda essa manipulação… foi pior do que viver no conforto da ignorância” and “eu tenho muito ódio ainda, eu não consigo acreditar que era só isso”.
- Empathetic advocate: Shows strong concern for others’ suffering and injustice, e.g. calling out ICE abuses and U.S. imperialism in “fala do ice assassinando civis, sequestrando imigrantes…” and defending vulnerable groups in “os qrts infestados de baratas… oq esperar de c*s que não tem capacidade de ler um post de 280 caracteres”.
- Playful humor: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like “na minha cabeça eu não sou só um zé mas sou jão tbm”, joking about cheese going bad in “essa porra vem podre”, and teasing horror movies in “filme de terror que apela pro jumpscare estragou minha experiência”.
- Affectionate partner: Frequently mentions and cares for their boyfriend, like watching shows together in “to tentando ver one piece com o pombo”, planning movies like “convenci meu namorado a assistir brilho eterno…”, and sharing a romantic dream in “eu tive um sonho MUITO lindo e romântico com o meu namorado…”.
- Generous sharer: Values sharing good things with others, explicitly stating “eu sou o tipo de pessoa q ama dividir minhas coisas” and reinforcing it with “talvez eu so seja otario mesmo mas eu realmente gosto de dividir quando eu tenho algo legal ou bom comigo”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive wording, e.g. “sua piranha”, “latine com síndrome de estrelismo… volta com a cabeça pro mundo real mozi”, and “porra de gótica mano”.
- Anger driven: Expresses intense rage and frustration, like “caralho véi ser humano é muito filho da puta”, “ai que MERDA de vida na moral”, and political hatred in “quero o bad bunny e o green day escorraçando esse velho maldito”.
- Self‑doubting: Questions own worth and likability, as in “eu fico genuinamente chocado quando eu descubro que as pessoas me acham legal e gostam de mim”, and reflects on being perceived as unfriendly in “eu tenho mta cara de antipático e pra piorar ainda sou tímido”.
- Ruminative resentment: Holds onto past hurts and manipulation, e.g. “eu tenho muito ódio ainda, eu não consigo acreditar que era só isso” and “saber de toda essa manipulação e as mentiras… foi pior do que viver no conforto da ignorância”.
- Bleak outlook: Often frames life pessimistically, like “a última coisa que tornava o dia a dia tolerável se foi”, “ai que MERDA de vida na moral”, and joking about crisis hotlines in “a experiência canônica de ligar pro CVV e escutar tantos absurdos que vc esquece de se matar”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, politically engaged, emotionally intense, and very online. Like Lisa’s mix of righteous anger and empathy, they launch sharp critiques of US politics and power structures, e.g. calling out Trump and ICE in threads like “fala do ice assassinando civis, sequestrando imigrantes e mandando pra campo de concentração, a violação da soberania da venezuela...” and “donald trump foi um dos nomes mais mencionados nos arquivos do epstein...”. They also show a strong concern with social nuance and justice, as in their frustration with moralistic takes on addiction in “um tweet condenando dependência química e vícios... as nuances e a delicadeza do assunto...” and with transphobic replies in “os qrts infestados de baratas falando q ela finge ser mulher trans...”. Underneath the sarcasm, there’s a vulnerable, introspective side—tweets like “eu fico genuinamente chocado quando eu descubro que as pessoas me acham legal e gostam de mim...” and “eh engraçado parar pra pensar pq no final eu me safei mas será que eu queria ter me safado?” echo Lisa’s tendency to overthink and feel deeply. Their love of art and media (from Dead Poets Society and Brilho Eterno to anime and games) and the sense of being a bit out of step with the people around them, as in “cara vcs não tem o mínimo de conhecimento da sociedade que vcs vivem, é impressionante”, also aligns strongly with Lisa’s earnest, somewhat alienated intellectual vibe.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they often describe needing emotional safety, feeling misunderstood, and a small circle of close people (especially their boyfriend), rather than seeking broad social attention, e.g. reflecting on being shy and assumed antipático in “I have a very unfriendly face and to make it worse I'm shy” and being surprised people like them in “I get genuinely shocked when I find out people think I'm cool and like me”. Their tweets show strong Intuition: they move quickly from concrete events to metaphors or broader meaning, like in “the last thing that made daily life tolerable is gone, and the last spark is out of my reach” and the poetic quote about memory and matter in “language bearers... a language forever”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing values, empathy, and personal hurt over detached logic, as seen in moral outrage about injustice and dehumanization in tweets like “it's funny to think that in the end I got away, but was it what I wanted? knowing all this manipulation and lies was worse than the comfort of ignorance” and their anger at puritanical views on addiction in “a tweet condemning chemical dependency with an inflammatory word... people who understand the nuances and delicacy of the subject and not puritans...”. Their spontaneity, emotional swings, and tendency to ruminate rather than rigidly plan point to Perceiving over Judging: they often describe going with the flow (e.g. gaming, binge-watching, carnival plans) and struggling with organization, as in “I'm kind of already resigned to taking spoilers because I can only play on weekends” and “I'm going crazy with this and I won't sleep until I have a resolution”. Overall the combination of introspective, poetic, value-driven, and somewhat chaotic-but-deep inner life aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said people don’t really understand Silver Light like you do—wanna test that theory by explaining it to me over a huge copa de suco while I pretend I’m not staring at you more than the screen?
- You’re out here defending Kamaitachi, pirataria and My Chemical Romance setlists in the same timeline… are you sure you’re not the real incantation of matter, because my heart’s language is suddenly forever you.
- If watching One Piece with your boyfriend while he pauses to ouvir briga de vizinho is canon, I volunteer to be the alt timeline: same anime, same couch, but the only coisa que a gente pausa é o episódio pra te beijar.
- Your bio says a kind Devil gave you human form to keep the Ocean King company; plot twist: I’m the Ocean King, you’re late for your shift, and the only acceptable compensation is a date and a lot of emo MCR on loop.
- You said you’re shocked people think you’re cool and like you—so here’s my scientific study: I saw your tweet planning the perfect MCR setlist and sharing everything you love, and my conclusion is clear: I am disastrously, empirically into you.
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He/they. Belo Horizonte heart, horror films & MCR brain. Once tried to buy blue cheese twice and it arrived rotten both times—still an optimist.– @badtzmarola
Your signature cocktail
High Tide Emo Negroni (aka Pônei Maldito Spritz)
This drink is smoky and intense thanks to mezcal, mirroring their righteous rage in tweets like “fala do ice assassinando civis, sequestrando imigrantes e mandando pra campo de concentração, a violação da soberania da venezuela... sua piranha” and “donald trump foi um dos nomes mais mencionados nos arquivos do epstein...”. The bitter red aperitivo captures their sharp, sometimes caustic humor when they’re done with people, like in “cara vcs não tem o mínimo de conhecimento da sociedade que vcs vivem, é impressionante” and “porra de gótica mano”. A hit of cold brew reflects their late-night, chronically-online, slightly deranged energy, from “eu to ficando maluco com isso e nao vou dormir hoje ate que eu tenha uma resolução” to the obsessive looping of “High tide, high tide, high tide...”. Salted caramel syrup adds sweetness with a pinch of salt, echoing their soft side about their boyfriend and friends, like “convenci meu namorado a assistir brilho eterno de uma mente sem lembranças comigo” and “eu sou o tipo de pessoa q ama dividir minhas coisas”. The sparkling water and black cherry give it a slightly whimsical, emo-fantasy finish that fits a human-shaped ex–rotten apple blessed by a gentle devil, as hinted in their bio and in moments like “preto ouro” and “pode emo coradinho de sol?”, making this cocktail both dramatic and unexpectedly tender.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user consistently shows a confrontational moral courage that fits Gryffindor best. They openly call out US imperialism and state violence in very direct, aggressive language, e.g. criticizing ICE and Trump in tweets like “fala do ice assassinando civis, sequestrando imigrantes e mandando pra campo de concentração, a violação da soberania da venezuela com direito ao trump ameaçando outros países latinos e querendo roubar a groenlandia sua piranha” and “donald trump foi um dos nomes mais mencionados nos arquivos do epstein... você devia ler os arquivos amg, se vc souber né”. They also get angry at shallow or reactionary takes around addiction and social issues, as in “olha! um tweet condenando dependência química e vícios com uma palavra inflamatória! ... e não puritanos que tem visões radicais idênticas a um velho conservador, né?” and defend trans people against bad-faith attacks in “os qrts infestados de baratas... oq esperar de c*s que não tem capacidade de ler um post de 280 caracteres”. This readiness to wade into conflict to defend vulnerable groups, even using harsh language and inviting backlash, shows impulsive, combative bravery rather than diplomatic patience. At the same time, they’re intensely loyal and protective toward their partner and friends, as in “convenci meu namorado a assistir brilho eterno de uma mente sem lembranças comigo” and “talvez eu so seja otario mesmo mas eu realmente gosto de dividir quando eu tenho algo legal ou bom comigo”, which complements the classic bold, heart-on-sleeve Gryffindor profile more than the quieter Hufflepuff style. Overall, the combination of strong political stance, willingness to fight, emotional intensity, and protectiveness points most convincingly to Gryffindor.
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Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Disenchanted by My Chemical Romance, because it balances cynicism, emotional exhaustion, and a stubborn tenderness. They openly love MCR and emo aesthetics, hoping a show will have songs like “Disenchanted” and “Cancer” in it: “acho que se o show tiver i don't love you, disenchanted, cancer, the ghost of you, our lady of sorrows, house of wolves e SLEEP vai ser ser o melhor show da minha vida”. Their timeline swings between political rage and dark humor, like “caralho véi ser humano é muito filho da puta” and “fala do ice assassinando civis, sequestrando imigrantes e mandando pra campo de concentração...”, echoing the song’s world-weariness. At the same time, they’re deeply introspective about manipulation, love, and trauma, as in “eh engraçado parar pra pensar pq no final eu me safei mas será que eu queria ter me safado?” and “as pessoas não te amam como uma pessoa, elas te amam como um conceito”. Like Disenchanted, they come across as someone who has seen too much, still feels everything intensely, and copes by turning that pain into sharp, theatrical commentary.
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