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Milhouse Van Houten is the most fitting because he constantly feels insecure and worthless, echoing tweets like 'I’m a nothing burger' and 'I’m the worst person I’ve ever met'. He often overthinks his misfortunes, similar to the user's 'I’m the thinker' tweet. His tendency to consider self-harm, as shown in 'I want to hurt myself', mirrors Milhouse’s occasional despair. The user's envy and discomfort around happy couples ('I hate being forced to be near a happy couple') reflects Milhouse’s feeling of being an outsider. Finally, the impulsive, rebellious note in 'I might steal a box cutter from my school again' aligns with Milhouse’s occasional reckless behavior.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introversion, preferring solitude as seen in "I’m going to a Christmas dinner... I hope I just eat and no one talks to me". Their tweets focus on concrete sensory details like "I like wearing bras even though I really flat anyway" and "my parents found my knife and I had to show them all my scars". Emotional language dominates, with statements such as "I’m the worst person I’ve ever met" and "I feel extra useless today" indicating a feeling‑based decision style. A spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle is evident in posts like "I might steal a box cutter from my school again" and "soooo lazzzzzyyyy". Together these patterns fit the ISFP personality type.

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College student, gamer, dog mom, budding writer. 🎮🐾 Survived a Christmas dinner by hiding behind the dessert. #Introvert– @baelynnKaboom

Your signature cocktail
The dark base of black vodka mirrors the haunting line "i want to hurt myself", setting a brooding tone. A splash of strawberry liqueur adds a pink, heart‑stickered sweetness that recalls "i wish they didnt take my knife away i even decorated it with stickers of hearts and rainbows". Blue curaçao brings a melancholy hue echoing the confession "I’m the worst person I’ve ever met", while grenadine’s blood‑red drop reflects "each of my scars have a personality of their own". Finally, a dusting of edible glitter and a tiny chocolate knife garnish capture the chaotic, rainbow‑stickered aesthetic hinted at in "I like wearing bras even though I really flat anywyas", making the drink a bittersweet blend of self‑destruction and fragile color.

Your Hogwarts House
The user displays several Hufflepuff traits such as loyalty, kindness, and perseverance. They express affection with tweets like "Love u" and "hugs and stuff", showing a caring nature. Their concern for others is evident in "I used to be so good at responding to venting in dms now im so bad at it i lost my motherly therapy skills", indicating a desire to support friends. Even amid self‑deprecation, they continue to post and stay connected, reflecting Hufflepuff's persistence. Their love for their pet and community, seen in "my dog keeps eating snow why is she so smart" and "good morning to the bees", further underscores a Hufflepuff alignment.

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The user repeatedly expresses self‑harm and deep hopelessness, such as 'i want to hurt myself' and 'my parents found my knife and I had to show them all my scars', which mirrors the lyric 'I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel'. They also describe feeling worthless, saying 'I’m the worst person I’ve ever met' and 'I’m a nothing burger', echoing the song’s theme of self‑destruction and emptiness. Their ongoing struggle with depression and suicidal thoughts, like 'can i die' and 'I think i shouldve died on that day', aligns with the painful introspection of 'Hurt'. The raw, confessional style of the tweets matches the stark honesty in the song’s verses.

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