Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically aware: Frequently discusses capitalism, imperialism, Palestine, Congo, and North Korea–Palestine alliances, e.g. calling out Western narratives in “Vocês realmente não estudam sobre o que tá acontecendo, né?” and critiquing brand boycotts in “Cara, me perdoe...Mas esses gringos são muito inocentes.”.
- LGBTQ-supportive: Defends queer identities and language, challenges lesbophobia/transphobia, and jokes about queer desire, e.g. “esse é o mês do aniversário dos gays e como presente quero beijar a boca daquela mulher!” and clarifying lesbian identity in “ser lésbica não é sobre gostar de bucet4 e sim sobre gostar de mulher”.
- Critical thinker: Often questions superficial or dishonest arguments, like calling out distorted conservative logic in “vocês tão vibe os velhos conservadores que inventam situações pra provar um ponto” and dissecting misreadings of a deputy’s speech in the multi-part thread starting with “O povo que faz esse tipo de comentário anda de mãos dadas com a desonestidade do conservadorismo.”.
- Protective friend: Shows concern for people and fairness around them, such as nuanced defense of Cellbit while criticizing toxic fandom behavior in “Galera tentando vilanizar quem, antes do pronunciamento do Cellbit, ficava do lado Sasa” and “Outra coisa, muitos fãs do Cellbit estão atirando pra todos os lados”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares affection, frustration, and vulnerability, like longing for a partner in “queria ta com a minha mulher 😔” and academic insecurity in “eu estudei o ano todo para, no fim, estar igual ao ano passado, que grande merda eu sou”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity that can escalate conflict, e.g. “gringo é burro pra caralho”, “tu deve ser chata pra krl viu, namoral”, and “mas ela é uma fudida mesmo que tem mais é que se fuder”.
- Confrontational tone: Tends to respond combatively, which may make dialogue harder, such as “gringo realmente é burro, mas nesse caso quem ta sendo é vc” and “tá virando moda ser filho da puta”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about themself very negatively, which can reflect low self-esteem, e.g. “eu estudei o ano todo para, no fim, estar igual ao ano passado, que grande merda eu sou” and giving up hope in “não sei nem pq ainda cultuvei alguma esperança”.
- Cynical outlook: Often expects the worst and emphasizes disappointment, as in “no fim das contas a gente sempre deve esperar pelo pior” and resignation about someone’s behavior in “no fundo eu ainda tinha esperança de que ela nn fosse assim, mas fazer o que”.
- Dismissive communication: Sometimes shuts down others’ views rather than engaging, like “nem sei pq vcs dão palco pra uns bait tão ridículo” and “claramente é um bait fudido”, which may discourage constructive discussion.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: politically aware, outspoken, and often frustrated that others don’t think more critically. Like Lisa, they’re very engaged with social justice and anti-imperialist politics, calling out shallow or inconsistent stances, as in “Ser pro palestina, porém cair num discurso imperialista e ocidental é hipocrisia” and “Bom, levando em conta que vivemos no capitalismo, nenhuma empresa/marca é santa.”. They also dive into nuances of gender and sexuality discourse, e.g. “velho, a questão não é nem essa. se você não quer ter relações com pênis, isso ai é individual seu, não tem nada ver com ser lésbica ou não”, which is very Lisa-like in its analytical, corrective tone. At the same time, there’s emotional vulnerability and self-criticism beneath the bravado, shown in “eu estudei o ano todo para, no fim, estar igual ao ano passado, que grande merda eu sou” and “no fim das contas a gente sempre deve esperar pelo pior”, echoing Lisa’s periodic despair when her efforts feel futile. Their mix of nerdy political depth, feminist concern, and occasional exasperated sarcasm fits Lisa better than any of the other main Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: their tweets center on inner feelings, parasocial crushes, and frustration rather than parties or group activities, e.g. “queria ta com a minha mulher 😔” and self-critical reflections like “eu estudei o ano todo para, no fim, estar igual ao ano passado, que grande merda eu sou”, suggesting a rich inner world and some social fatigue. Their focus on ideology, systems, and patterns over concrete sensory detail points to Intuition (N): they analyze capitalism, imperialism, and social dynamics, as in “O capitalismo é um sistema que é baseado na exploração do homem. O real vilão aqui é a classe burguesa…” and “Pior que, não ironicamente, essa cultura que tem se criado de que é 'cringe' 'militar' sobre certas coisas…”, emphasizing abstract structures and causes. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing ethics, empathy, and harm to minorities: “Pior que, não ironicamente… pra não ser associado com o 'militante chato' é preciso ofender minorias ou achar graça de piadas de cunho preconceituoso” and “velho, a questão não é nem essa. se você não quer ter relações com pênis, isso ai é individual seu… ser lésbica não é sobre gostar de bucet4 e sim sobre gostar de mulher” show a values-based, people-centered stance even when they argue logically. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they express frustration with their own planning and outcomes (“eu estudei o ano todo para, no fim, estar igual ao ano passado”), rely on spontaneous reactions like “claramente é um bait fudido” and “kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk”, and engage fluidly with unfolding discourse rather than presenting a tightly structured, plan-driven life, which is typical of INFPs who are principled but not rigidly organized in day-to-day execution.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting that you’re ‘just’ missing your woman and not in the mood to kiss just anyone… so, hypothetically, what’s the study plan to become the exception you’d actually want to kiss?
- You defending Erika Hilton, talking about proletariat vs. bourgeoisie and dragging imperialism made me realize something: under capitalism everything is exploitation, but I’d gladly let you exploit my crush on you.
- You say you’re only ‘mediana’ and still breezed through high school; considering how easily you ratio people and dismantle transphobic takes, I’m afraid if we talked you’d speedrun my feelings just as fast.
- Between you thirsting over that ‘most beautiful woman on the planet’ and screaming that Moonbyul and Yongsun need to be canon, I’m starting to think your true type is ‘girl who studies geopolitics and still wants to hold your hand during Mamamoo’s gayest songs’—how am I doing so far?
- You said it’s becoming trendy to be an asshole and that we should always expect the worst—so here I am subverting your expectations by being radically respectful, mildly funny, and completely willing to let you call me ‘filha da puta’ affectionately if this works.
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Brazilian, pro-Palestine, media and politics nerd. Defending lesbians on main since 2019. Once rage-tweeted an entire thread over a bad translation.– @baentfilm
Your signature cocktail
Sapatonic Revolução
A cachaça infused with chili pepper represents their fiery, unapologetic call-outs and political bite, like when they say "tá virando moda ser filho da puta" and drag conservadorismo, imperialismo and elitism. Passion fruit juice mirrors both softness and intense devotion to women, echoing tweets like "como pode ela ser a mulher mais bonita do planeta" and "queria ta com a minha mulher 😔". An espresso shot fuels the constant militância and sharp analysis behind threads such as "Pior que, não ironicamente, essa cultura que tem se criado de que é 'cringe' 'militar'..." and their long explanations sobre Palestina, Coreia do Norte e capitalismo. A dash of saline solution stands for the salty, cursed-humor side in tweets like "caralho leptospirose" and "vsf", balancing sweetness with a bite. Finally, the smoked sugar rim captures their mix of bitterness with hope and care, visible when they defend minorias and nuance, as in "Ser pro palestina, porém cair num discurso imperialista e ocidental é hipocrisia..." and when they gently critique fandom reactions around Cellbit and Sasa.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user consistently shows a Gryffindor-style willingness to confront conflict head-on and defend their beliefs, especially around politics and social justice. They call out homophobia and bigotry directly, e.g. criticizing a server where people “relativizar com homofobia usando o discurso de 'liberade religiosa'” "o servidor ele é horrível e tem uma PÉSSIMA moderação já tenteram relativizar com homofobia usando o discurso de 'liberade religiosa'", and they push back against transphobic arguments: "Não vai elaborar porque não sabe sar uma justificativa que não seja baseada em transfobia, né?". They also confront misogyny and lesbophobia bluntly, as in "velho, a questão não é nem essa. se você não quer ter relações com pênis, isso ai é individual seu, não tem nada ver com ser lésbica ou não, até porque ser lésbica não é sobre gostar de bucet4 e sim sobre gostar de mulher..." and their defense of butch/femme dynamics: "Um casam butchxfem não é necessariamente heteronormativo e se você faz essa associação automaticamente, o problema ta em você :)". Their tone is often combative and impulsive—using phrases like "gringo é burro pra caralho, por que se for parar pra pensar QUALQUER coisa produzida é a base da exploração..." and "tá virando moda ser filho da puta"—which fits Gryffindor’s fiery, confrontational temperament more than Ravenclaw’s detached analysis or Hufflepuff’s gentleness. Finally, they frame political stances in moral, good-vs-evil terms (e.g. about Palestine, imperialism, and capitalism), which aligns well with Gryffindor’s strong sense of justice and readiness to “charge into battle” for what they see as right.
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You Need To Calm Down - Taylor Swift
A fitting song for @baentfilm is You Need To Calm Down by Taylor Swift, because it mixes queer pride, internet discourse, and sharp social critique with a pop sensibility. They openly talk about wanting to kiss women and missing their girlfriend, as in “esse é o mês do aniversário dos gays e como presente quero beijar a boca daquela mulher!” and “queria ta com a minha mulher 😔”, reflecting the song’s unapologetically queer perspective. They frequently call out prejudice and conservative hypocrisy, like in “o servidor ele é horrível e tem uma PÉSSIMA moderação já tenteram relativizar com homofobia usando o discurso de 'liberade religiosa'” and “vocês tão vibe os velhos conservadores que inventam situações pra provar um ponto, distorcendo total o que realmente acontece pra se sentir vitima de alguma coisa”, which parallels the song’s criticism of haters and bigots. Their timeline is full of ratios, call-outs, and refusing to let discriminatory jokes slide, for example “ai as pessoas acham legal ser esse tipo de pessoa, porque, no fim, é só 'piada' e você está sendo chato se achar ruim”, echoing the track’s theme of standing firm against online toxicity. At the same time, they show self-awareness and humor about how exhausting all this can be, as in “no fim das contas a gente sempre deve esperar pelo pior”, matching the song’s mixture of frustration and playful resilience.
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