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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: They openly gush 'i love overwatch so much' and celebrate community milestones like 'thank u all for 5000 bagels', which shows genuine enthusiasm.
- Helpful: They share practical guidance such as 'if you're on pc, set your login server to asia and you skip queues', and run informative threads like the emoji glitch list.
- Observant: They notice and critique game systems, tweeting specifics like 'one of the biggest things blizzard has gotten wrong since perks came out' and tracking loot box pools.
- Community-oriented: They prioritize social connection, tagging friends, celebrating followers with 'thank u all for 5000 bagels' and engaging with 'oomf' culture on Twitter.
- Skilled: They reached a competitive milestone — 'i FINALLY got diamond tank on my main account' — indicating real gameplay competence and dedication.
Weaknesses:
- Over-invested: They become deeply emotionally tied to cosmetics/patches — 'IM ACTUALLY CRYING SHE TRIED TO INVITE ME...' and many acutely emotional posts show it sometimes affects their mood.
- Reactive: Frequent dramatic caps and immediate reactions like 'BLIZZARD FINALLY FIXED LEAVE AS GROUP 🥹' or 'DIE DIE DIE' imply impulsive emotional expression during gameplay.
- Single-minded: They admit 'i should probably be playing more wuyang before he leaves.. but im also in my two week minecraft phase and im addicted </3', showing tunnel-vision obsessions that shift suddenly.
- Nostalgic bias: They repeatedly complain about changes like loot boxes and patch notes ('the loot boxes have NOT been updated', 'what happened to getting developer comments'), which can make them slow to accept new systems.
- Thirsty: They openly 'exclusively thirst' over new hero reveals and skins — 'exclusively thirsting over wuyang for the next couple months' — which can overshadow other conversations.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa's earnest fandom, moral compass, and occasionally dramatic reactions mirror bagel's persona: both love what they love, analyze problems (Lisa with issues in town, bagel with patch notes and loot systems), and call out perceived wrongs with a mix of logic and feeling. Bagel's mix of advocacy for better dev transparency and a fierce love for their game lines up with Lisa's activist-smart energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP fits because they're outwardly social and excited (Extraverted — 'thank u all for 5000 bagels. i love u all SO much'), imaginative and idea-driven (i.e., Intuitive — dream posts like 'had a dream aaron keller messaged me' and creative hypotheticals such as Mercy pocketing a hamster), feeling-led and emotionally expressive (Feeling — 'IM ACTUALLY CRYING SHE TRIED TO INVITE ME...' and plenty of emotive emojis), and flexible/spontaneous (Perceiving — 'i should probably be playing more wuyang before he leaves.. but im also in my two week minecraft phase and im addicted </3'). Their tweets combine heartfelt connection, rapid topic shifts, and playful theorizing, classic ENFP territory.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'Are you a mythic skin? Because every time you show up I forget to play the objective — also, can I buy your heart in the shop?'
- 'I must be a loot box, because whenever I see you I get irrationally excited and slightly poor — wanna open me together?'
- 'Call me Winston, because I’ll jump onto the point with you and scream 'GREEEETINGS' until you notice me.'
- 'You like tracer? Good — because I’ve been rewinding and fast-forwarding to the moment I messaged you.'
- 'If you were a battle pass reward I’d grind for you fifteen minutes early every season — diamond queue or not.'
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Your new Twitter bio
jordyn (bagel) 🥯 • she/they • Masters OW support & obsessive skin collector • Overwatch twt community friend, loot box analyst, and accidental emoji archivist • chronic yearner, professional squealer about new skins 🤍– @bageloverwatch
Your signature cocktail
The Chronic Yearner
This bright, glittery cocktail mirrors bagel's love of colorful skins and glittering loot: the Blue Curaçao nods to Winston ('i love winston'), raspberry wink at Tracer ('i got galactic tracer'), and sparkle echoes their loot-box joy ('I LOVE YOU LOOT BOXES'). It's playful, a little sweet, and energizing — ideal for someone who alternates between ranked grind and two-week Minecraft phases while squealing about cosmetics.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits them because they're loyal, community-minded, and hardworking in ways both visible and understated. They celebrate the community and help others ('thank u all for 5000 bagels' and sharing server/login tips like 'set your login server to asia'), and they grind through seasonal content ('managed to finish the battle pass FIFTEEN minutes before the new season') rather than seeking glory. They defend fair play and balance with persistent, patient critiques — 'what happened to getting developer comments on hero patch notes??' — which reads like a Hufflepuff's care for fairness and proper process. Their sweetness and inclusivity (she/they, emoji bunny) seals the match.
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I Want It All - Queen
The anthem-y craving in 'I Want It All' mirrors bagel's 'chronic yearner' bio and repeated cosmetic hunger: 'I LOVE YOU LOOT BOXES' and obsessive skin thirst ('exclusively thirsting over wuyang for the next couple months'). The song's mix of ambition and desire pairs well with someone who grinds battle passes ('managed to finish the battle pass FIFTEEN minutes before the new season') and still wants more.
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