Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Health Advocacy: Promotes safety within their community by encouraging others to censor graphic content.
- Sobriety Milestone: Celebrated achieving 100 days without substance use.
- Gratitude: Consistently expresses appreciation to followers and supporters for reaching milestones.
- Humor: Uses self-deprecating labels like 'chud' and irony to navigate personal challenges.
- Social Connection: Maintains close bonds with others, referring to a spouse and a 'Twitter family'.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Harm Escalation: Discusses deep injuries and seeks excuses to self-harm.
- Disordered Eating: Encourages week-long fasting and tracks weight loss progress.
- Substance Relapse: Shows a return to vaping and drug use despite previous sobriety.
- Low Self-Esteem: Expresses feeling lonely and unimportant compared to their friends' other choices.
- Emotional Volatility: Experiences extreme reactions, such as crying over candid photos.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Bailey shares Lisa Simpson’s intense emotional depth and the recurring feeling of being an outsider, often expressing a deep desire for closer social bonds and validation. Like Lisa, who frequently feels overlooked by her peers, Bailey tweets “i wish i were any one of my friends first choice dudee” and “i wish i were someone’s best friend sooo bad 💔💔💔”. Bailey also displays Lisa’s signature habit of documenting personal milestones and struggles, such as when they share “100 days without using!!! ive come so far im very happy”. Ultimately, both the character and the user use a digital or written outlet to process their high-sensitivity and the “crying” that comes with teenage self-consciousness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Bailey demonstrates Extroversion (E) through a constant need for social validation and frequent interaction with their 'Twitter Family,' as seen when they lament, “i wish i were someone’s best friend sooo bad 💔💔💔”. Their Intuitive (N) nature is shown in their focus on future goals and potential, such as when they impulsively propose a “week long fast yes or no hurry” rather than focusing on current physical stability. They align with Feeling (F) by making decisions based on intense emotional states and a desire for connection, often posting vulnerability-seeking tweets like “all my friends hate me im lowkirkenuinely going to kms /j”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait is evident in their lack of structure and spontaneous reactions to losing items, such as when they “LOWKEY lost my favorite blade” or their sudden, unplanned “sesh tonight”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Kai razor? Because ever since you appeared, I feel like I've finally found my 'first choice'.
- I'm not saying I'm jealous of the snow, but I'd definitely waddle through it just to be the one you're 'seshing' with tonight.
- If we were playing Bingo together, I’d let you mark off every square—as long as I get to be the 'best friend' you've been wishing for.
- I promise I’m a lot better at taking candid photos than your friends are; I'd only ever capture your good side.
- Forget hitting a billion followers—the only big number I’m interested in is your phone number.
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Your new Twitter bio
16-year-old explorer of digital spaces. I once hit a 'milestone' of a million followers in a single afternoon—results may vary. Advocate for mindfulness and joy.– @bailey3me
Your signature cocktail
The Styro-Chud Spritz
This experimental spritz is served chilled to reflect someone who is “too tired to cut myself 💔💔”. The deep red pomegranate represents the mess of hitting “deep styro yesterday”, while the sour apple adds a punch for the “stupid chud girl” persona. The bittersweet tonic mimics the mood swings of someone who says “all my friends hate me” but then celebrates “100 days without using”. Finally, the sharp lemon peel is a nod to the “favorite blade” they lowkey lost.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Bailey demonstrates a strong Slytherin-coded focus on self-preservation and resourcefulness within their specific subculture, particularly through their meticulous approach to tools and results, as seen when they lament, “i LOWKEY lost my favorite blade…”. Their ambition is channeled into quantified goals and a desire for status, frequently posting hyperbolic milestones like “GUESS WHO MADE IT TO 200 MILLION FOLLOWERS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 ME I DID”. While they exhibit emotional vulnerability, there is a recurring theme of cunning and social maneuvering, such as when they brag, “i just did the most clean ghost ever omg shout out to me”. Ultimately, their preoccupation with personal achievements—whether in followers or body metrics—aligns with the Slytherin drive for individualistic success.
Your movie
Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
This song perfectly captures the intersection of body image struggles, eating disorders, and the desperate desire for social acceptance present in Bailey's profile. The lyrics mirror their preoccupation with restrictive habits, seen in tweets where they contemplate a “week long fast yes or no hurry” or celebrate a “starting 48 hour fast”. The song’s focus on internal pain and the feeling of not being 'enough' reflects Bailey's vulnerability when they admit, “i wish i were any one of my friends first choice dudee”. Prom Queen serves as an anthem for the 'atypical ana' and 'shedtwt' subcultures Bailey identifies with, blending a youthful, indie sound with heavy themes of self-harm and loneliness.
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