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Sara’s tweets reveal a deep sense of alienation and existential worry, much like Lisa’s often‑felt outsider status at school ("i'd rather kill myself than engage in small talk with white millennial coworkers"). She frequently mentions climate anxiety ("how much time left until climate change just kills us all?") which aligns with Lisa’s environmental activism. Her creative urges ("I want to learn to draw so bad I have so many ideas flowing inside of my head") and frustration with mandatory lectures ("im sitting through a 2 hour mandatory lecture on groupwork and I genuinely want to kill myself rn") echo Lisa’s love of learning and boredom with conventional schooling. The combination of depressive moods ("the era of seasonal depression is about to begin, goodbye sun i’ll see you in march") and a strong desire to belong to niche fandoms mirrors Lisa’s struggle to balance personal passions with social expectations.

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The user shows introverted tendencies, as seen in the tweet "i'd rather kill myself than engage in small talk with white millennial coworkers," preferring deep, personal interaction over superficial chatter. Their bio "in an uninterrupted daydream" and tweet "i want to learn to draw so bad I have so many ideas flowing inside of my head" reflect a strong intuitive, imaginative focus. Emotional decision-making is evident in statements like "IF I SEE ONE MORE MAN HATING ON SAKURA I WILL CURSE YOU AND YOUR BLOODLINE" and "the era of seasonal depression is about to begin, goodbye sun i’ll see you in march," showing values‑driven responses. The user’s flexible, spontaneous lifestyle emerges from tweets like "im procrastinating on the things I actually want to do helppp" and "ANYWHO im planning on getting 2 tattoos before the year ends," indicating a perceiving orientation. Overall, the combination of introversion, intuition, feeling, and perceiving aligns best with the INFP personality type.

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She/her. Uni student, anime & manga fan, aspiring artist 🎨. Coffee‑fueled, matcha‑lover, 2 tattoos left. Once tried drawing Itachi, got coffee stains.– @bakedoatmeal

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The base of matcha‑infused gin mirrors Sara's love for matcha and her favorite green color, while lavender syrup adds the soothing purple she adores. A splash of yuzu juice brings the bright, citrusy energy of her anime obsessions, echoing the excitement in "I LOVE BUNSAE". Black sesame milk gives a velvety darkness that nods to her melancholy, as she wrote "the era of seasonal depression is about to begin, goodbye sun i’ll see you in march". A few drops of Angostura bitters represent the bitterness of her feelings about small talk, reflecting her tweet "i'd rather kill myself than engage in small talk with white millennial coworkers". The layered look of the drink feels like an uninterrupted daydream, just like her bio describes.

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The user shows bold, confrontational statements like "IF I SEE ONE MORE MAN HATING ON SAKURA I WILL CURSE YOU AND YOUR BLOODLINE" which reflects Gryffindor's bravery and willingness to stand up for what they care about. Their willingness to take daring actions, such as planning to get two tattoos before the year ends, shows a fearless attitude: "ANYWHO im planning on getting 2 tattoos before the year ends". Even the extreme declaration "i'd rather kill myself than engage in small talk with white millennial coworkers" indicates a strong, unapologetic stance against uncomfortable situations, a hallmark of Gryffindor's daring nature. Additionally, they express a desire to act on their passions (e.g., "one conversation with alex consani might actually cure my depression"), demonstrating the Gryffindor trait of seeking bold experiences. Overall, their outspoken, courageous, and passionate tone aligns best with Gryffindor.

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Their repeated expressions of alienation and self‑destruction—like 'i'd rather kill myself than engage in small talk with white millennial coworkers' and 'im sitting through a 2 hour mandatory lecture on groupwork and I genuinely want to kill myself rn'—mirror the song’s refrain 'I don’t belong here.' The line 'the era of seasonal depression is about to begin, goodbye sun i’ll see you in march' underscores the same sense of being a misfit that Radiohead sings about, 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.' Their yearning for a single meaningful connection, expressed in 'one conversation with alex consani might actually cure my depression,' reflects the desperate longing in the lyric 'She’s scared, I’m scared of being close to you.' Finally, the overall melancholy and longing for something beyond their current reality—evident when they say 'rewatching haikyuu just to feel something again'—fits the haunting, introspective mood of 'Creep.'

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