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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: opinionated, intense, smart, and extremely passionate about niche interests. Like Lisa with her sax and causes, this user hyperfocuses on media and analyzes it deeply, from anime seasons (“essa temporada de janeiro tem sido a melhor temporada de animes que eu acompanho há um bom tempo pqp”) to character arcs (“apenas uma pessoa inteligente poderia entender a complexidade e elegância do kurapika”). They show strong principles and grudges, mirroring Lisa’s intense moral streak and stubbornness, with tweets like “não guarde rancor o caralho, eu espero que todo mundo que já me magoou envelheça sozinho e sofrendo até a morte slc”. Their ENTJ, hyper-competent, slightly superior vibe shows up when they say “muito bom botar a pika gigantesca na mesa e dar sermão no meu chefe quando percebo algum erro dele” and “apenas uma pessoa inteligente poderia entender…”. At the same time, they are deeply emotional and affected by past hurt (“eu sinceramente vou te odiar pra sempre e espero que você tenha a vida mais infeliz de todas por tudo o que me fez passar”), which fits Lisa’s combination of sharp intellect and big feelings. Finally, their love of writing, anime, and being the "different" one (“a vida é mais leve quando tudo o que se passa pela sua cabeça é ver anime escrever fanfic jogar lol e fazer cosplay”) is very in line with Lisa’s artsy, slightly out-of-step-with-everyone-else personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self-type as ENTJ in their own intro: “⌗ mbti: ENTJ”, and their behavior aligns with that. Their energy is very outward and socially engaged (E): they talk about going to blocs and concerts, like “GENTE BLOCO DA NEXT BLOCO DE KPOP EM SP OMGG JA SEI ONDE PASSAR O CARNAVAL 😭”, and joke about interacting with coworkers and their boss, e.g. “muito bom botar a pika gigantesca na mesa e dar sermão no meu chefe quando percebo algum erro dele”. They show strong Intuition (N) through hyperfixations, big-picture emotional takes, and fictional worldbuilding, like “a vida é mais leve quando tudo o que se passa pela sua cabeça é ver anime escrever fanfic jogar lol e fazer cosplay” and their intense analysis of adaptations and characters in anime and games. Their tweets are blunt, argumentative and principle-driven rather than conciliatory, matching Thinking (T): for example, “AI FODASE cansei de me submeter vou dar meus argumentos e chamar de folgado sim” and “acho bleach uma porcaria, injusto comparar com o melhor anime já feito na face da terra”. Finally, they present as organized, decisive, and goal-focused (J): they talk about using anger and competition as motivation, like “ele jura mesmo que vai ter descanso comigo motivada a base do ódio”, planning changes such as “quer saber fodase esse ano vou pintar o cabelo e me tatuar sim”, and craving structure in work and life, visible when they get angry at disorganization or incompetence in others, as in “QUAL A CAPACIDADE DE SE TER CUIDADO COM MATERIAIS DELICADOS PORRA”.

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21 • ENTJ • writer & LoL jungler (Briar main) • powered by anime, k‑pop & iced coffee • once convinced a gym to stream HxH mid-workout– @bakugouvirjola

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This cocktail is built on overproof spiced rum for that intense, competitive "motivated by rage" core, echoing their aura in tweets like “ai que saudade de quando eu era literalmente katsuki bakugou” and the swagger of “kaiser impact”. An espresso shot captures their hyperfixations and late‑night anime/gaming energy from posts like “o hiperfoco que eu vou criar em blue lock após o live action” and “só quero que chegue logo a noite pra voltar a rever hxh ngm ama hxh mais do que eu”. Hibiscus & strawberry syrup adds a bright, k‑pop‑colored sweetness for the stay/ARMY side in “HOP MIL VEZES. O ALBUM QUE ME TORNO STAY” and “GENTE BLOCO DA NEXT BLOCO DE KPOP EM SP OMGG”. A dash of smoked chili bitters represents the unapologetic rancor and sharp tongue in “não guarde rancor o caralho, eu espero que todo mundo que já me magoou envelheça sozinho” and “eu sinceramente vou te odiar pra sempre e espero que você tenha a vida mais infeliz de todas”. It’s all topped with sparkling yuzu soda for a fizzy, anime‑opening brightness that fits “essa temporada de janeiro tem sido a melhor temporada de animes que eu acompanho há um bom tempo pqp” and the playful self‑summary in “com base nisso, você amigaria comigo?”. Strong, a little bitter, very sweet, and totally dramatic—just the right drink for someone que é literalmente buff de aura + ego like in “aura + ego”.

Your Hogwarts House
Bianca shows a very clear Slytherin core: she is openly driven by ego, competition and revenge. She ties her identity to Bakugou and Kaiser, both hyper‑ambitious characters, saying things like “kaiser because he is just like me ...” and missing the time when she was “literally katsuki bakugou” because people around her no longer made her want to compete (“conviver ano passado com pessoas que não me davam o mínimo de vontade de competir me tornou tão bunda mole”). She frames her own motivation explicitly as anger and domination, e.g. “ele jura mesmo que vai ter descanso comigo motivada a base do ódio” and “muito bom botar a pika gigantesca na mesa e dar sermão no meu chefe quando percebo algum erro dele”, which fits Slytherin’s ruthless, results‑oriented side. Her attitude toward people who hurt her is not forgiving or conciliatory but vengeful and long‑term, saying “eu sinceramente vou te odiar pra sempre e espero que você tenha a vida mais infeliz de todas por tudo o que me fez passar” and “não guarde rancor o caralho, eu espero que todo mundo que já me magoou envelheça sozinho e sofrendo até a morte”. Even her self‑presentation emphasizes dominance and sharpness rather than softness, e.g. MBTI ENTJ, love language as teasing and saying “te odeio” (“linguagem do amor: implicância, 'te odeio'”). Taken together—competitive drive, pride, anger as fuel, and a near-celebration of grudges—these traits align much more strongly with Slytherin than any other house.

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A song that best fits them is “villain” by STAYC, because it matches their unapologetically intense, competitive and slightly unhinged vibe. They openly revel in anger and spite, like when they say “quando você sente mais raiva que a maioria das pessoas e não de um jeito comum, então se treme toda de ódio e nem consegue comer até que tudo esteja alinhado .... é sobre isso” and “não guarde rancor o caralho, eu espero que todo mundo que já me magoou envelheça sozinho e sofrendo até a morte slc”, which fits the song’s theme of leaning into your darker, vengeful side instead of pretending to be nice. Their self‑image as someone driven by ego and competitiveness, seen in “ai que saudade de quando eu era literalmente katsuki bakugou” and “ele jura mesmo que vai ter descanso comigo motivada a base do ódio”, lines up with the lyrics about embracing your own "villain" persona. Even their love language being teasing and mock-aggression — “linguagem do amor: implicância, 'te odeio'.” — mirrors the song’s playful but sharp attitude. Overall, villain perfectly captures someone who is emotional, dramatic, self-aware, and not afraid to weaponize their feelings, just like their tweets suggest.

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