Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Frequently reflects on her own mind and habits, like wanting to show life “through my eyes and ears” in “hoje postei tantas fotos aqui. eu queria poder compartilhar essas experiências com mais detalhes…” and joking about jaw tension and mewing in “as vezes fico tao tensa que no final do dia sinto dores intensas no maxilar. obrigada pelo mewing, tag!”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings, such as crying on public transport after seeing families leaving a Mother’s Day party in “chorando no transporte publico porque vi várias famílias lindas saindo da festa das mães da escolinha. eu amo minha mãe.” and needing an epiphany in “meu deus, eu preciso de uma epifania, preciso perceber alguma coisa, meu deus, meu deus, meu deus…!”.
- Dedicated: Shows commitment to dance and training despite fatigue, like doing multiple breakdance trainings and workshops in “eu…caída no chão depois 5h seguidas de treino e workshop……” and tracking progress in “diario de bordo saí do meu terceiro treino de breakdance, acho que to melhorando.”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and playful language about herself and the world, like joking about low blood pressure in “eu gostaria de ser mais proativa mas infelizmente minha pressão sempre está a 9x5 então não tenho muita opção” and the wordplay in “faca de dois gumes ❌ faca de dois legumes ✅”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth toward family, animals, and friends, as seen in “mãe te amo”, being moved by kids’ clothes for a future daughter in “vim comprar roupa pro meu sobrinho e to quase chorando…minha futura filha chamada amélia…”, and tenderness toward her cats in “os gatos estão no berço do meu sobrinho boa noite”.
Weaknesses:
- Physical overexertion: Pushes her body to the point of collapse, like legs failing after 5 hours of training in “eu…caída no chão depois 5h seguidas de treino e workshop……” and feeling she might “die” after breakdance training in “saindo do meu segundo treino de breakdance. acho que vou morrer cair dura”.
- Emotional overload: Describes intense emotional swings and distress, such as crying for days over a film in “carai de filme fiquei 3 dias chorando” and pleading for an epiphany in “meu deus, eu preciso de uma epifania, preciso perceber alguma coisa…”.
- Health neglect: Shows risky patterns around health, like forgetting if she took her antidepressant and fearing “surto psicotico” in “nao lembro se tomei meu antidepressivo hoje entao tenho 2 alternativas…” and mentioning low blood pressure limiting her energy in “minha pressão sempre está a 9x5 então não tenho muita opção”.
- Interpersonal distrust: Shows skepticism and discomfort in relationships, such as criticizing collaborations with male artists for not staying professional in “complicado aceitar propostas de colaboracao com artistas homens. os manos nao sabem manter a relacao estritamente profissional.” and comparing herself to “avoidant attachment” in “eu se avoidant attachment fosse um esporte”.
- Harsh judgment: Can be very blunt or dismissive, like calling a band “pau mole” in “nada mais pau mole que panchiko” and saying she tries not to hate women but what appears to her is “puta” in “tento evitar odiar outras mulheres mas o que mais me aparece é puta”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: introspective, artsy, smart, a bit neurotic, politically aware, and deeply sensitive. Like Lisa, she’s intensely committed to her craft and body–mind balance, as seen in posts about dance training and physical strain, such as “eu…caída no chão depois 5h seguidas de treino e workshop……pois minhas pernas falharam enquanto eu subia pro meu apartamento….” and the reflective “diário de bordo para dançarinos acho que minha panturrilha e meus braços estão diminuindo… mas minha coluna está mais flexível então nem tudo nessa vida é ruim”. She combines intellectual curiosity and niche taste with wry criticism, e.g. “fui ouvir ethel cain… infelizmente achei terrível” and “as vezes eu fico triste lembrando que o alckmin é vice presidente”, which fits Lisa’s moral seriousness and political awareness. There’s also a very Lisa-like mix of anxiety and self-awareness in tweets such as “meu deus, eu preciso de uma epifania, preciso perceber alguma coisa, meu deus, meu deus, meu deus…!” and “nao lembro se tomei meu antidepressivo hoje…”. Finally, her love for books, films, and reflective writing, like “eu gostaria de resgatar a cultura de blog, acho que todo mundo ficaria feliz com uma leitura de 5min do que se passa na minha cabeça.” and her emotional reaction to cinema in “carai de filme fiquei 3 dias chorando”, is extremely in line with Lisa’s bookish, artistic, and emotionally intense personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they are constantly out with people, training, going to workshops, making friends with cats in bars and Uber drivers, and being pulled into last‑minute plans, as in “hoje eu afirmei com todas as palavras NAO VOU SAIR ai 20h a julia liga me chamando pra beber” and “óbvio que eu não ia ficar em casa”. Their timeline is highly Intuitive: they jump from joking about Marx/Freud/Foucault to fantasizing about a future daughter named Amélia and musing about culture and blogs, e.g. “eu gostaria de resgatar a cultura de blog, acho que todo mundo ficaria feliz com uma leitura de 5min do que se passa na minha cabeça” and “meu deus, eu preciso de uma epifania, preciso perceber alguma coisa”. They are clearly Feeling‑oriented, emphasizing relationships, emotions, and values over logic: they cry seeing families after a Mother’s Day event (“chorando no transporte publico porque vi várias famílias lindas saindo da festa das mães da escolinha. eu amo minha mãe.”), agonize about antidepressants and mental health, and complain that male collaborators don’t keep things strictly professional (“complicado aceitar propostas de colaboracao com artistas homens. os manos nao sabem manter a relacao estritamente profissional.”). Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: she is improvisational, overbooked, often late or rushed (running to breakfast in the car, taking last‑minute dance gigs like “tecido acrobatico amanhã sem ter subido em um desde o início do ano. fiquei sabendo dessa ontem.”), and embraces spontaneity like suddenly going out, impulse‑shopping at Daiso, or changing plans for friends. Overall, the combination of outward energy, imaginative associations, emotional expressiveness, and flexible, slightly chaotic scheduling fits ENFP very well.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really ‘dançarina e fisioterapeuta💯’, maybe you can explain why my heart’s flexibility only improves when I’m watching your breakdance ‘diário de bordo’ updates.
- You keep saying you’re always eating yogurt with granola, aveia e frutas no #cafedamanhatwt… should we just accept destiny and call our first date ‘brunch da mônica’ and eat it while rating dance shows like it was a letterboxd for performances?
- You said you’d bring back blog culture to show the world how things look through your eyes and ears—can I apply to be a recurring character, or at least the guy who buys you Chico Buarque CDs for less than 50 conto?
- You crying on public transport after the festa das mães, imagining your future daughter Amélia, and adopting every random bar cat… I don’t want to scare you, but you’re giving ‘I’d be an incredible partner and parent’ energy and I’m extremely available for auditions.
- You training hours of pirouette till you want to vomit, doing tecido acrobático de última hora, saindo destruída do workshop… meanwhile I almost desmaio just seeing your pics. At this point, I think the only logical collab is: you dance, I clap, then we go home and make guacamole like it’s alchemy.
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Dancer & almost-physio documenting bruises, breakfast yogurt and breakdance bruises. Once nearly drowned drinking from a flimsy plastic bottle.– @baldclara
Your signature cocktail
Obsessive Neurotic Guaravita Sour
This cocktail starts with a Guaravita reduction as a love letter to their Rio core and snack patriotism, inspired by the line “imagine morar fora do rio e nao ter guaravita e bala de tamarindo”. Plain yogurt–washed cachaça nods to their eternal breakfast saga and Greek meme, from “o cardápio não mudou, temos iogurte natural com granola, aveia e mirtilo de novo.” and “tenho comido tanto iogurte que Αρχίζω να μιλάω ελληνικά”. A blueberry & tamarind shrub adds a sweet–sour mood swing to match the dancer-fisioterapeuta grind and emotional intensity hinted in “eu…caída no chão depois 5h seguidas de treino e workshop……” and “meu deus, eu preciso de uma epifania, preciso perceber alguma coisa, meu deus, meu deus, meu deus…!”. Sea-salt honey syrup brings in the sea-watching softness and tenderness of “todo dia nesse semáforo tem alguém tirando uma foto do mar e eu fico muito feliz sempre que vejo.”. Finally, a granola-spice dust on top channels their crunchy, blog-loving, slightly chaotic charm from “bom dia #cafedamanhatwt para hoje temos o de sempre: iogurte natural com granola, aveia e frutas 💥” and the wish to narrate life in detail in “eu gostaria de resgatar a cultura de blog…mostrar como é através dos meus olhos e ouvidos!!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows a very reflective, exploratory mind that fits Ravenclaw. They’re constantly engaging with ideas and culture in a curious, sometimes contrarian way, like when they talk about art and music: “fui ouvir ethel cain com muita expectativa depois de ouvir uma porrada de gente falando sobre infelizmente achei terrível” and “todos os filmes que tem a isabelle huppert me inspiram a me tornar uma mulher mais austera”. There’s clear intellectual playfulness and meta-reflection in things like “eu gostaria de resgatar a cultura de blog, acho que todo mundo ficaria feliz com uma leitura de 5min do que se passa na minha cabeça. talvez nem todo mundo, na verdade.” and “se existisse um letterboxd pra espetaculo de dança eu seria muito feliz”, which shows a desire to systematize and think about experiences, not just have them. Their humor is also very verbal and conceptual, e.g. “faca de dois gumes ❌ faca de dois legumes ✅” and “tutorial de gaslighting”, indicating quick wit more than straightforward earnestness. While they are hardworking and loyal in dance (Hufflepuff-coded) as in “diario de bordo saí do meu terceiro treino de breakdance, acho que to melhorando. ta ficando mais fácil com o tempo.”, the dominant throughline is an introspective, culturally literate, slightly ironic brain that matches Ravenclaw best.
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thank u, next - Ariana Grande
A well‑known song that best suits @baldclara is thank u, next by Ariana Grande, because it balances chaos, self-awareness, and growth with a slightly dramatic, humorous tone. She is constantly narrating her life like a diary, wishing for a blog to share her experiences in detail, as in “hoje postei tantas fotos aqui. eu queria poder compartilhar essas experiências com mais detalhes…mostrar como é através dos meus olhos e ouvidos!!”, which mirrors the confessional, autobiographical feel of the song. There’s also a recurring theme of emotional turbulence and self-work, from “as vezes fico tao tensa que no final do dia sinto dores intensas no maxilar. obrigada pelo mewing, tag!” to “nao lembro se tomei meu antidepressivo hoje entao tenho 2 alternativas: tomar um e talvez enfrentar uma apatia horrorosa ou nao tomar um e talvez entrar em surto psicotico”, echoing the song’s mix of vulnerability and resilience. Her avoidant/romantic chaos and joking detachment from relationships in tweets like “eu se avoidant attachment fosse um esporte” and “eu quando assisto um filme tao lindo que entro em prantos e escrevo um poema” fit the track’s theme of learning from emotional experiences rather than being defeated by them. Finally, the way she keeps reinventing herself through dance, training, and aesthetics — for example, “diario de bordo saí do meu terceiro treino de breakdance, acho que to melhorando. ta ficando mais fácil com o tempo.” — matches the song’s core message of moving forward, leveling up, and being a little dramatic but ultimately hopeful about the future.
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