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A classic match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion (E): they constantly engage with moots, drama, and in-jokes, often centering themselves in social dynamics and asking the timeline questions like “How many times do you piss in a day?” and “Are you Islamphobic?”, plus openly narrating interpersonal conflicts such as “Mewlaf is genuinely a terrible person”. Their humor and interests reflect Intuition (N): they lean into abstract, conspiratorial, and hyper-conceptual bits like “my biggest regret is getting vaccinated. they injected retardism into me and israel nanomachines.” and meta takes like “I have a conspiracy theory that every single person who really hates ai is secretly a Jewish openai agent…” rather than concrete, sensory detail. They clearly favor Thinking (T) over harmony, using abrasive, provocative logic and shock-value over tact, for example ranking people and groups in “People I hate most: Karl Marx Women Jews Translesbians Sam Altman Sonic fans” and treating morality topics like AI, racism, and fandoms in a detached, argumentative way as in “I have a question for laundry… Why didn't you add me back on steam?” or their AI/fandom rants. Their timeline is highly Perceiving (P): it’s spontaneous, chaotic, and full of shifting "gimmicks" such as “dropping the nazi gimmick next gimmick is either mega truecel or wholesome posting im undecided”, constant impulsive questions, and mood swings like “No more rapist energy” rather than evidence of structured long-term planning. The combination of extroverted social trolling, abstract and conspiratorial humor, blunt argumentativeness, and improvisational chaotic posting fits ENTP better than other types.

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Bald, trans, Black. Gamer, artist & chronic oversharer. Once wrote a denazification essay for class and called it ‘light reading.’– @BALDSTEROIDFAN

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Overproof dark rum stands for their unapologetically unfiltered edge and constant skirting of taboo, like when they joke about dropping and then swapping gimmicks in “dropping the nazi gimmick next gimmick is either mega truecel or wholesome posting im undecided”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a sweet-but-biting emo streak that matches lines like “If our love is tragedy why are you my remedy?” and their dramatic tierlists and mood posts. The tonic’s dry bitterness, with quinine, mirrors their irritation with mainstream edginess in “I genuinely get so irritated by jew and racism humor now. It's incredibly annoying because of how mainstream it is now.”. A splash of energy drink captures their chaotic, high-energy shitposting and wild hypotheticals like “ill randomly generate 3 moots ill rape” and the hyperbolic musings about vaccines and nanomachines in “my biggest regret is getting vaccinated. they injected retardism into me and israel nanomachines.”. The charcoal-black sugar rim nods to being “bald trans and black” from their bio and the self-mythologizing in posts like “32 is love, 32 is life.”, giving the whole drink a visually edgy, incel-goth aesthetic worthy of someone who jokes that “Gym>rape” and dreams of Agartha in their timelines. This cocktail is strong, strange, and a little wrong—just like their feed.

Your Hogwarts House
Their posts revolve around edgy self-mythologizing, status in their niche, and a kind of ironic villain persona, which aligns most closely with Slytherin. They openly toy with extreme identities and personas, like “dropping the nazi gimmick next gimmick is either mega truecel or wholesome posting im undecided” and the bio tag #incellifesmatter, suggesting a deliberate, image-conscious cultivation of a controversial brand rather than naïve impulsiveness. There’s a strong focus on power and transgression in tweets like “ill randomly generate 3 moots ill rape” and “Gym>rape”, where they frame themselves as someone who plays with taboo and dominance dynamics. They also display calculated, conspiratorial thinking, as in “I have a conspiracy theory that every single person who really hates ai is secretly a Jewish openai agent and is extremely corny on purpose so that nobody likes them and everyone starts liking ai more just because they don't want to be associated with people like these”, which reflects Slytherin-style suspicion and strategic framing of others. Even their relationship dynamics are framed in terms of leverage and selection, like “If I had to kill everyone to get to Agartha but could also take 3 people with me I would save gia jux and dei”, suggesting a mindset that naturally sorts people into allies and expendables, which is archetypally Slytherin rather than Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, or Ravenclaw.

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