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Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, tag friends, ask their "chat" questions like “chat do we like candy cookie chocolate” and “what should i eat @Fukase4Len @ANDREA_LEFT”, and openly vent about their timeline and community, which suggests outward processing rather than private reflection. Their focus is strongly iNtuitive, centered on takes, media discourse, and abstract opinions more than concrete detail, such as “the left may just be more racist than the right ngl” and meta-commentary like “video game fans trying not to hate on literally any movie adaptation (impossible):”. They are clearly Thinking-oriented: blunt, argumentative, and often combative, prioritizing opinions over harmony, as in “please shut the fuck up nobody likes you” and “this fuckass community saying a homophobe can't grow up and stop being a homophobe </3 FUCK this community bro i hate it here”. Their style is highly Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and reactive rather than planned or structured, bouncing from anime discourse to food cravings to random hot takes like “IOM SO FUCKING HUNGRY” and spontaneous downloads like “downloading umamusume”. Taken together, the high-energy argumentativeness, love of debate and meta-commentary, and improvisational posting pattern best fit ENTP.

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Anime ranter, Pokémon enjoyer, and serial quote‑tweeter. Once realized I was still hungry after tweeting about being hungry. Opinions my own.– @BALLS4CKTICKLER

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The Mt. Silver Slopstorm is loud, chaotic, and hits way harder than it needs to—just like BALLS4CKTICKLER arguing that “this fuckass community saying a homophobe can't grow up and stop being a homophobe </3 FUCK this community bro i hate it here like i swear”. Overproof spiced rum brings unfiltered, reckless energy, the same vibe as them screaming “IOM SO FUCKING HUNGRY” and live‑tweeting their cravings from the Mt. Silver summit. An espresso shot captures their hyper, chronically online insomnia-core takes like “oh great now my timeline's filled with sexists” and “there's genuinely so many people who i follow and follow me back that i wanna block so bad bc of their dumbass takes and reposts”. Blood orange liqueur adds a sharp sweetness for their occasional soft / goofy side, like asking “chat do we like candy cookie chocolate” or simping with “My Secret Crush on Twitter is @ANDREA_LEFT ➡️”. Smoked salt simple syrup and chili bitters make it bitter, smoky, and a little painful, echoing lines like “fggt slop ts so fucking mid” and “deltarune shippers should be wiped off the face of the e”—it’s not a chill drink, it’s a flaming quote-tweet in cocktail form. Strong, messy, experimental, and surprisingly coherent underneath the rage, this is exactly the kind of drink you’d down right before tweeting “we know bro it's called having fun” and starting another thread war.

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This user fits Gryffindor best because of their impulsive, confrontational way of standing up for what they think is right, even when it’s messy. They repeatedly jump in to call out things they see as morally wrong or harmful, e.g. blasting a character as a torturer with “(WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK ENJOYS TORTURING POKEMON????)”, condemning ICE as “just murderers #fuckice”, and telling a presumed predator, “You jerk off to babies”. They also show a reckless, outspoken streak—willing to alienate people by saying “there's genuinely so many people who i follow and follow me back that i wanna block so bad bc of their dumbass takes” and mocking entire fandoms with lines like “deltarune shippers should be wiped off the face of the e”. Their sense of ‘justice’ is often raw and emotional, such as raging that “this fuckass community saying a homophobe can't grow up and stop being a homophobe </3 FUCK this community bro i hate it here like i swear”, which reflects a passionate (if chaotic) drive to defend growth and fairness. The combination of moral barking, direct insults at perceived wrongdoers, and willingness to take social heat for their opinions reads far more like a hot-headed Gryffindor than the colder calculation of Slytherin or the gentler temperament of Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song for them is Heat Waves because it balances chaotic, online-brained energy with underlying frustration and vulnerability, which fits their timeline. They’re constantly oscillating between unfiltered rants and self-aware humor, like when they say “i hate everyone” and “there's genuinely so many people who i follow and follow me back that i wanna block so bad bc of their dumbass takes and reposts”, mirroring the song’s push-pull between anger and longing. Their tweets show they’re exhausted by discourse but still deeply plugged into it, e.g. “this fuckass community saying a homophobe can't grow up and stop being a homophobe </3 FUCK this community bro i hate it here like i swear”. At the same time, they show softer, nerdy sides—cosplay, Pokémon, JJk, and joking about crushes like “My Secret Crush on Twitter is @ANDREA_LEFT ➡️”—which aligns with the song’s bittersweet, introspective core. The overall mix of late-night-online melancholy, oversharing, and chaotic humor reflects the emotional texture of Heat Waves extremely well.

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