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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, this user is a 16-year-old student who balances a passion for academic-adjacent topics—like “physics significant digits”—with strong ethical stances on modern technology and politics. They exhibit a characteristic sense of moral duty, frequently calling for regulations like “Content that is made on the internet MUST label if it was made with AI” and criticizing corporate greed by stating “i hate this company” regarding tech updates. Despite their intelligence, they experience Lisa’s signature social anxiety and desire for online validation, admitting, “how do people get popular tweets im jealous”. Ultimately, their mix of activism, high-effort hobbies, and a Slightly-anxious concern for the future perfectly mirrors the Lisa the Iconoclast energy of The Simpsons’ brightest middle child.

Your MBTI personality Type
Balnkets exhibits Introversion through a self-identified “Private Account” and a recurring fear of social interaction, specifically mentioning they are “scared with interacting with adults”. Their Intuitive side is shown in their focus on the future of technology and ethics, such as advocating that “Content that is made on the internet MUST label if it was made with AI”. Feeling is evident in their value-driven reactions and personal interests, like their deep emotional connection to music: “i love false idol by ivycomb so much help”. Finally, they demonstrate a Perceiving preference through spontaneous, diverse interests in gaming and YouTube, often seeking recommendations rather than following a set plan, while also admitting to “so many saved tweets in drafts” due to indecision.

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16yo Canadian tech & gaming enthusiast. When I’m not analyzing physics sig figs or browser security, I’m avoiding AI slop and mastering Forsaken. No MDNI, please.– @balnkets

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This cocktail starts with a base of Canadian maple syrup to represent their “Location: Canada” and sweet moments of nostalgia like watching “dantdm videos through the 'momo' epidemic”. The fizzy ginger beer provides a sharp, experimental kick reflecting their energetic search for the perfect tech, asking “THE BATTLE OF THE BROWSERS HAS COMMENCED”. A dash of bitters represents their frequent frustration with social media etiquette, particularly when wondering “So why can't MDNI accounts do the same?” in regards to profile checking. To finish, edible silver glitter mimics the digital 'AI generated imagery' they feel “MUST label if it was made with AI or not”, while a fresh mint sprig keeps the drink cool, much like their passion for “psychological horror”.

Your Hogwarts House
Balnkets consistently displays the analytical and inquisitive nature of a Ravenclaw, often engaging in logical debates and technical problem-solving. They demonstrate a high regard for accuracy and research, scolding others for “believing everything you see and do the littlest bit of research” regarding political rumors. Their intellectual curiosity extends to advocating for ethical tech standards, specifically proposing that “Content that is made on the internet MUST label if it was made with AI”. Even in casual conversation, they exhibit a love for precision, such as analyzing “physics significant digits” or seeking a “better experience” through a comparative battle of web browsers.

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This song perfectly captures @balnkets' hyper-vigilant online habits and their constant desire to curate a safe, specific social circle. They are notably preoccupied with digital boundaries, stating, “I have been checking people's profiles before interacting with them to ensure they are not MDNI.” Their anxiety about interacting with the wrong crowd is a recurring theme, as seen when they admit, “im scared with interacting with adults* on twitter... because what if they're MDNI”. Despite these worries, they maintain a lively presence in the gaming and internet subculture, often “seeking to get rid of @MicrosoftEdge” to find a better experience. Much like the song's theme of dancing where it's safe and leaving non-conforming friends behind, they actively avoid those who don't fit their personal social criteria.

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