Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense engagement with anime, GL/BL, and idols, e.g. love for Shokohime, JJK, Chainsaw Man, and k-pop/Thai idols in tweets like “shokohime mamães princesas queridas” and “tá no meu top 5 de anime sem brincadeira”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares frustration, joy, and distress, like losing playlists in “perdi minhas 5 playlist... mereço tanto sofrimento assim” and job anxiety in “tô prestes a me matar”.
- Humorously dramatic: Uses exaggerated language for comedic effect in fandom contexts, e.g. “vou matar todo mundo que falar mal de mashle” and “eu morri e estou no inferno só pode”.
- Media-savvy critic: Engages critically with adaptations and performances, e.g. “que atuação horrorosa mds tô mal” and criticism of book-to-series complaints in “se vocês querem tanto que a série se pareça com o livro...”.
- Politically aware: Touches on politics and media literacy, e.g. calling out fake news in “por isso que o bolsonaro ganhou uma eleição vocês caem em qualquer fake news” and referencing genocide in “'pauta americana' galera estamos falando de um GENOCÍDIO!!!!!!!!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent rhetoric: Frequently uses fantasies of killing, shooting, or decapitation, e.g. “tem que mandar fuzilar todos e pendurar a cabeça no CT” and “eu queria cravejar esse cara de t1r0 de fuz1l sério mesmo”.
- Dehumanizing insults: Targets individuals and groups with harsh labels, e.g. “panda pato pinguim ganso gorda baleia autista lésbica não binário nepobaby” and “vão ter que aceitar essas três idols gordas parecendo baleias e autistas”.
- Aggressive fandom: Directs extreme hostility at creators, characters, and fans, e.g. “queria fuzilar que fez o cronograma de filmagem dessa série” and “a pessoa que acha que aot é sobre só matar titãs tem que m0rrer em praça pública”.
- Self-destructive talk: Uses suicidal expressions when stressed, e.g. “tô prestes a me matar” and framing emotional lows around wanting to die in multiple tweets about work and fandom.
- Disrespectful language: Relies heavily on profanity and derogatory phrasing even for minor annoyances, e.g. “esse diabo do seligafiel... quero matar esse cara” and “imagina ir de lady gaga a bosta seca do justin bieber”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, provocative, and darkly funny. Their timeline is full of over-the-top violent exaggerations and threats, like wanting to "fuzilar" people or teams, which echoes Bart’s constant flirtation with trouble and mischief, for example: “tem que mandar fuzilar todos e pendurar a cabeça no CT bando de arrombado” and “o time que pensa em pagar ou paga 22 milhões no rony merece fechar as portas e quem pensou nisso merece ser fuzilado em praça pública”. They also show gleeful cruelty and irreverence toward authority or public figures, such as “por isso que o bolsonaro ganhou uma eleição vocês caem em qualquer fake news mesmo” and “esse diabo do seligafiel fazendo eu concordar com um fã da marvel quero matar esse cara”. At the same time, they’re obsessed with pop culture, anime, GL/BL, and music, constantly reacting in an impulsive, hyperbolic way, which mirrors Bart’s media-soaked, attention-grabbing personality, like in “as piores opiniões do mundo sempre vai sair da bolha de gl/bl e de anime podem reparar” and “taylor swift tu vai ser eterna karai”. Even their self-destructive and dramatic flair, such as “tô prestes a me matar”, fits Bart’s pattern of melodramatic outbursts rather than earnest, introspective Lisa-like reflection. Overall, the blend of juvenile shock humor, rebellious attitude, and pop-culture fixation aligns them far more with Bart than with any other main Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they’re constantly engaging with fandom drama, masc vs. fem ‘rinha’, and broader Twitter discourse instead of private life, e.g. “as piores opiniões do mundo sempre vai sair da bolha de gl/bl e de anime podem reparar” and “eu nunca aguento essa rinha de mascotes sério mesmo”, showing energy from interaction and commentary. Their humor and interests are strongly Intuitive: they focus on fandom meta, symbolism, and big-picture takes rather than concrete daily details, e.g. “a pessoa que acha que aot é sobre só matar titãs tem que m0rrer em praça pública de tamanha burrice” and “por isso que o bolsonaro ganhou uma eleição vocês caem em qualquer fake news mesmo”, prioritizing interpretations and patterns over facts alone. They come across clearly Thinking-dominant: they are blunt, combative, and often use harsh, hyperbolic criticism to evaluate people and media, e.g. “tem que mandar fuzilar todos e pendurar a cabeça no CT bando de arrombado” and “essa taylor me enoja algumas vezes !!”, showing low concern for harmony or diplomacy. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they’re impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured, like “desisti do emprego 2 dias antes de assinar o contrato é sobre” and “fui limpar o cache do spotify acabei foi limpando a porra dos dados… mereço tanto sofrimento assim não mds”, indicating spontaneity over planning. The combination of constant debate, contrarian humor, abstract/media-focused takes, and sharp, logic-first judgments fits best with ENTP rather than a more structured NTJ or more harmony-seeking NFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You wanting to fuzilar half of gltwt on 2026-01-31 is valid, but before you start the purge, can I apply for political asylum in your DMs?
- You said almost three years for a 12-episode GL is a crime… meanwhile I fell for you in 12 tweets. Pretty sure that makes you the real fast-paced masterpiece here.
- As someone who reads every f/f fic with the ‘nipple play’ tag on AO3 and still finds time to rage about anime, BL/GL and football, you’re basically my dream crossover event.
- You lost your Spotify data and 10k liked songs and said you ‘deserve this suffering’ — I volunteer as your new curated playlist: all comfort, zero shuffle, and I never log you out.
- If the people who think AOT is just about killing titans ‘have to die in a public square’, what happens to someone who understands nuance, supports your GL obsession, and thinks ‘cu do renan bolsy’ is peak @ but also kind of wants to take you out?
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Lesbian GL & anime enthusiast, Ao3 tag explorer, Bayern fan. Once opened Pinterest fanart next to my dad—now I triple‑check every browser tab.– @bambiprosty
Your signature cocktail
Girl Rules Molotov
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline full of threats to 'fuzilar' people and send them to hell, as in “tem que mandar fuzilar todos e pendurar a cabeça no CT bando de arrombado” and “o time que pensa em pagar ou paga 22 milhões no rony merece fechar as portas e quem pensou nisso merece ser fuzilado em praça pública”. Overproof dark rum embodies their explosive, heavy energy and late‑night despair from “tô prestes a me matar” and constant rageposting. Spicy chili liqueur represents their aggressive, horny feral side in tweets like “esses japoneses reclamando e eu só querendo lamber esse sovaco dela” and “o tanto de bocas femininas que ela vai beijar mds já me sinto mal por não ser uma delas”. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark, fruity sweetness for their soft spot for GL, anime girls, and idols, as seen in “gl que vai encantar” and “shokohime mamães princesas queridas”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with acidic sarcasm and sharp humor, echoing “as piores opiniões do mundo sempre vai sair da bolha de gl/bl e de anime podem reparar”, while a smoked salt rim nods to how perpetually salty and burnt‑out they are from fandom drama and jobs, like “desisti do emprego 2 dias antes de assinar o contrato é sobre” and “esses mascotes fudidos me estressando essa porra de girl rules me estressando”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: they’re bluntly self‑preserving and ruthless toward people and things they dislike, repeatedly using violent hyperbole like wanting to “fuzilar” people who annoy them or deserve blame, e.g. “tem que mandar fuzilar todos e pendurar a cabeça no CT bando de arrombado” and “eu queria cravejar esse cara de t1r0 de fuz1l sério mesmo”. They also express a coldly utilitarian approach to others, such as “eu sacrifico as ******* em troca dela ter um par sério mesmo”, which fits Slytherin’s willingness to prioritize their own preferences and chosen people over everyone else. There’s a clear sense of ambition and intense investment in their niches (anime, GL/BL, idols), for instance obsessively consuming specific AO3 tags and tracking reputational shifts: “acho que já li todas as histórias f/f que tem a tag nipple play no ao3 sem brincadeira” and “a máfia desgraçada de fmab finalmente morreu”. Their sarcasm and weaponized wit, seen when mocking bad takes like “por isso que o bolsonaro ganhou uma eleição vocês caem em qualquer fake news mesmo” or calling someone “esse diabo do seligafiel” for making them agree with a Marvel fan, reads more as cutting and strategic than as Hufflepuff-kind or Gryffindor-heroic. While they are passionate and occasionally idealistic (calling genocide a real issue in “'pauta americana' galera estamos falando de um GENOCÍDIO!!!!!!!!!”), the dominant pattern is sharp, ruthless defensiveness of their tastes and boundaries—very characteristic of Slytherin’s ambition and self‑protective edge.
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Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Their timeline is full of unapologetic, aggressive humor and chaotic stanning, which fits the defiant spirit of Bad Reputation. They casually talk about wanting to "fuzilar metade desse gltwt" and "cravejar esse cara de t1r0 de fuz1l", showing they don’t care if their takes make them disliked. They’re intensely opinionated about media and fandoms, saying things like "se vocês querem tanto que a série se pareça com o livro então pq não vau ler a porra do livro karalho" and "a pessoa que acha que aot é sobre só matar titãs tem que m0rrer em praça pública de tamanha burrice", which echoes the song’s refusal to conform. Even their self-deprecating or exasperated posts, like "tô prestes a me matar" and "desisti do emprego 2 dias antes de assinar o contrato é sobre", come with a kind of reckless honesty that matches the track’s energy. Overall, their mix of aggression, dark humor, lesbian thirst, and zero-filter commentary lines up with the attitude of someone who really doesn’t give a damn about their bad reputation.
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