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Your Simpsons character
This account reads most like Lisa Simpson: smart, opinionated, socially conscious, and a little exasperated with everyone else’s ignorance. They constantly fact-check and appeal to history or civics, like when they tell someone to “Search ‘Mexican borders before Mexican American war’ you nonce.” and mock people who “either skipped their history classes” when reposting bad takes about the past. They show strong moral and political convictions with posts like “No one can convince me that the government/deep state hasn’t orchestrated the past couple assassinations in an attempt to sabotage any left leaning party/political establishment” and “The death penalty is bad”, which fits Lisa’s intense concern with justice and human rights. At the same time, they’re deeply online and media-literate, debating fandom discourse about Deltarune, manga release schedules, and casting (“The dumbest part about this whole Zelda casting discourse is that Hylians aren’t elves in the first place. THEY ARE HYLIANS.”), just as Lisa mixes intellect with pop culture. Finally, their occasional loneliness and desire for real conversation, like when they say “I give my follows scarcely, and I thought we could have a had a couple good conversations as mutuals. Whatever tho”, strongly echoes Lisa’s recurring arc of feeling a bit isolated in a world that doesn’t think as hard as she does.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extroverted than Introverted: they frequently jump into public debates, reply to and quote others, and even comment on mutual dynamics like “You know, I feel a bit betrayed. I give my follows scarcely, and I thought we could have a had a couple good conversations as mutuals. Whatever tho”, which shows they value interaction and discourse. Their interests and style are clearly Intuitive (N): they often talk in abstractions and meta-commentary—politics, media discourse, and conceptual jokes—such as “Starting to think Mayar wasn’t removed from modding in the subreddit just because he deleted actually bad posts. He just continues to create divides in a community between platforms, and even on the same platform.” and their philosophical/self-aware joke “I am an Introduction to Philosophy student and this is my tweet”. Their tone is strongly Thinking (T): they favor blunt criticism and logical dismantling over harmony, as in “How many times do people have to repost this bullshit post? The only people who think this are people who either skipped their history classes or didn’t pay attention in any of their history classes.” and “Search ‘Mexican borders before Mexican American war’ you nonce.”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and debate-oriented, with lots of on-the-fly quote tweets like “>Most obvious bait/shitpost >Everyone on Twitter believes it’s real Why?” and ad‑hoc media takes such as “The dumbest part about this whole Zelda casting discourse is that Hylians aren’t elves in the first place. THEY ARE HYLIANS.”, rather than structured planning or routine-focused content. Taken together—argumentative, playful, contrarian, theory‑leaning, and socially engaged—ENTP fits best.

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Politics, games & hot takes. Once burned 2,000 calories just to tweet about it. Here to argue about history, media, and why your post is wrong.– @Bananakinsky365

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This drink starts with smoky mezcal for the conspiratorial, anti–deep state edge, echoing their distrustful vibe in “No one can convince me that the government/deep state hasn’t orchestrated the past couple assassinations…”. Cold brew coffee captures their wired, always-online energy and late-night political/media takes, like when they clown bad history in posts such as “posts like these are made by people who stopped paying attention to their classes by primary school”. Grapefruit tonic keeps it sharp and slightly bitter, mirroring their mix of cynicism and optimism when they say things like “This a healthy mindset. Everyone should think this way.”. A dash of chili bitters stands in for the spicy, no-filter replies where they roast people with lines like “Bro you’re like 14, go do your homework”. Finally, the lime peel garnish is the bright, refreshing bit of humor and self-awareness—whether they’re posting fanart like “Power went out… anyways, enjoy Megumi” or celebrating games and anime discourse with “So many Deltarune fans live and tweet in a bubble and it shows.”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows a strong mix of wit, analysis, and love of understanding how things work, which aligns most with Ravenclaw. They frequently correct historical and geopolitical misconceptions in detail, such as calling out bad history takes in posts like “How many times do people have to repost this bullshit post? The only people who think this are people who either skipped their history classes or didn’t pay attention in any of their history classes.” and “Search ‘Mexican borders before Mexican American war’ you nonce. The name predates the signing of the Declaration of Independence by 2 centuries.”. They show clear enjoyment of philosophy and meta-thinking about discourse with tweets like “I am an Introduction to Philosophy student and this is my tweet” and their criticism of oversimplified political arguments such as “Google false equivalence”. Their humor is often analytical and self-aware, for example describing a slur-laden post as “a form of free form poetry with Fa***** being a word tying the verses together.”. While they do show some Gryffindor-like moral courage defending fairness (e.g. calling out sexism and bigotry in “Somehow denying a girl her by birth identity and the other girls on her team their deserved win in the same sentence!”), the dominant throughline is intellectual engagement, argument, and clever framing, which best fits Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for them is The Real Slim Shady by Eminem, since their bio openly brands them as “#1 Eminem Glazer,” and their whole timeline carries that same chaotic, irreverent, media-obsessed energy. Like the song’s sharp social commentary, they constantly clown bad arguments and public figures, such as calling out ahistorical takes in posts like “Search ‘Mexican borders before Mexican American war’ you nonce” and “posts like these are made by people who stopped paying attention to their classes by primary school”. They mix dark humor and politics the way Eminem mixes shock value and satire, seen in tweets like “No one can convince me that the government/deep state hasn’t orchestrated the past couple assassinations” and “I hate that I could never be as schizo as this man”. At the same time, the song’s playful mockery and self-aware tone fits their sarcastic replies and meme posting, like “BREAKING!!! Retard doesn't know how the game works” and “I am an Introduction to Philosophy student and this is my tweet”. Overall, their blend of edgy jokes, pop culture, and critique of both left and right mirrors Slim Shady’s persona perfectly.

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