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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, juvenile, and gleefully rule‑breaking. Their humor is crude and mischievous, like repeatedly demanding a niche hentai parody in posts such as “Dia 160 pidiendo el doujin de fang femboy” and the long-running daily versions of that same gag, which mirrors Bart’s obsession with dumb running jokes. They also show a love for edgy, borderline-offensive humor in tweets like “roblox hijo de puta arregla tus servidores” and “Todos los ingleses son putos Y no hay fraceses solo africanos Asi que prefiero nigeria”, which fits Bart’s tendency to push boundaries and be deliberately provocative. Their fixation on games, war, and tanks—seen in posts like “el l3 es el mejor tanque” and “volví a jugar war thunder y desbloquie este tanque fachero”—matches Bart’s love of action, violence-as-a-joke, and childish escapism. Even when they reference more serious or absurd situations, as in “no quiero dar nombres por mi seguridad personal he visto a una persona descuartizando a otra y me amenazo de muerte a mi también y aquí tengo la evidencia”, it’s framed in a darkly comic, exaggerated way characteristic of Bart’s over-the-top storytelling. Overall, the mix of juvenile memes, trolling, swearing, and anti-authority attitude is much closer to Bart than to more responsible or earnest characters like Marge or Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean introvert over extrovert: most tweets revolve around solo hobbies like War Thunder, Fallout, Roblox, and modding, e.g. “volví a jugar war thunder y desbloquie este tanque fachero [picture]” and “Estoy jugando fallout 3 y un niño se me acerco y dijo que los mounstros lo quieren cojer [picture]”, with little mention of real-life social events beyond neighbors and ‘prostis’ as jokes. Their focus is highly concrete and sensory—tanks, hardware, bugs, chairs breaking, specific games—rather than abstract theory, as in “tengo otro nuevo tanque y mas piola que el otro [picture]” and “La puta ahora se me rompio el otro coso de la sillla Esta re pijeada Y solo tiene como 6 años [picture]”, which points strongly to Sensing (S). The tone is blunt, sarcastic, and logic/pragmatics-focused rather than emotional or conciliatory, visible in rants like “roblox hijo de puta arregla tus servidores [picture]” and “Juego de mierda de crasheo y no me deja ni salir del juego o minimizarlo para cerrarlo con el administrador de tareas [picture] [quoted tweet]”, suggesting Thinking (T) over Feeling. They appear more flexible and spontaneous than structured: there’s a long-running ‘dia X pidiendo el doujin de fang femboy’ bit, but it’s treated as a meme rather than a disciplined campaign, and they frequently jump topics—from politics to memes to bugs—indicating a loose, go-with-the-flow style typical of Perceiving (P), e.g. “Me voy de twiter [picture]” right alongside casual returns like “era bait pibes vine de nuevo por que tengo robuxs [picture] [quoted tweet]”. Putting this together—reserved but outspoken online, concrete and detail-oriented, bluntly logical, and spontaneous—they best fit ISTP.

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Tank enthusiast, Roblox critic, Fallout 3 bug magnet. Once crashed a game so hard I learned what a DDoS is. Espanglish timeline, bring memes not drama.– @BANDERMERICK

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This cocktail is a chaotic mix built for someone who spends over 160 days on the same bit, as seen in their recurring plea for the “doujin de fang femboy” and its many sequels. Argentinian Fernet anchors it in a Latin vibe and a slightly bitter, unfiltered personality that matches takes like “roblox hijo de puta arregla tus servidores”. The energy drink captures their hyper-online gaming grind, from “volví a jugar war thunder y desbloquie este tanque fachero” to memes like “ATTACK THE D POINT”. A dash of spicy chili represents their aggressive, occasionally incendiary humor, such as “Todos los ingleses son putos” and their Roblox rants. Cola smooths it into something actually drinkable, echoing the goofy everyday chaos of “La puta ahora se me rompio el otro coso de la sillla Esta re pijeada” and “legal owner of 8gb ram (a misery)” in the bio. The edible glitter is the final shitpost garnish, shining like their love for over-the-top memes from “Snake viendo que su próxima misión es hacer un pete sigiloso” to declaring “AGUANTE MILEI”.

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This user shows a strong Slytherin streak through edgy humor, provocation, and a focus on self-interest and survival. Their dark, sensational joke about witnessing a dismemberment and keeping "evidence" in “no quiero dar nombres por mi seguridad personal he visto a una persona descuartizando a otra y me amenazo de muerte a mi también y aquí tengo la evidencia” leans into self‑preservation and shock value rather than empathy. They also embrace abrasive, nationalist or antagonistic humor like “AGUANTE MILEI” and “Todos los ingleses son putos Y no hay fraceses solo africanos Asi que prefiero nigeria”, which suggests they enjoy taking strong, divisive stances. Their long-running, stubborn campaign of daily posts such as “Dia 160 pidiendo el doujin de fang femboy” reflects ambition and persistence toward getting what they want, regardless of how others see it. Combined with their fixation on power fantasies in war and military memes like “Estados unidos: oh yeah va a ser facil atacar a un pais comunista… El vietcong:” and repeated tank/War Thunder content, the overall persona fits a cunning, self‑interested, and provocative Slytherin more than any other house.

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A song that fits them well is American Idiot by Green Day, because it channels chaotic humor, anti-establishment energy, and constant ranting about how stupid everything is. They regularly complain about games and services in a very irreverent way, like when they say “roblox hijo de puta arregla tus servidores” and “Juego de mierda de crasheo y no me deja ni salir del juego”, which mirrors the song’s frustration with broken systems. Their political and geopolitical jokes, such as “AGUANTE MILEI” and memes about wars and countries like “Estados unidos: oh yeah va a ser facil atacar a un pais comunista… El vietcong:”, echo the song’s satirical take on politics and nationalism. The constant edgy, meme-heavy posting style, from “Todos los ingleses son putos” to their over-the-top fixation with a fanservice doujin (“Dia 160 pidiendo el doujin de fang femboy”), matches the rebellious, juvenile, and loud tone of American Idiot. Overall, the song’s mix of sarcasm, anger, and humor aligns with their identity as a chaotic gamer shitposter who mocks everything from neighbors to corporations to geopolitics.

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