Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community-Oriented: Frequently engages with her followers, or 'oomfs,' as seen when she says “i love my oomfs” and shares her contact info.
- Authentic Identity: Clearly communicates her gender and identity, providing education on “nonbinary” spectrums and personal pronouns.
- Passionately Supportive: Actively promotes favorite artists like Thornhill and Spiritbox, even celebrating when she “GOT THE HOODIE!!!!”.
- Artistically Grateful: Takes time to publicly thank others for creative work, specifically thanking @DUBIOUSBara for a picture.
- Open-Minded Listener: Willing to explore new music outside her comfort zone, noting her “first listen” of Poppy's new release.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Posting: Admits to “stalking my oomfs” with notifications on, which might be perceived as overbearing.
- Frequent Screen-Time: Has struggled with being in “twt jail” multiple times, suggesting possible platform overuse.
- Negligent Care: Admits her phone screen is held together by “one piece of tape”, showing a lack of hardware maintenance.
- Procrastination Tendencies: Publicly asks if she should “start writing fics again” rather than actually finishing her creative projects.
- Blunt Hostility: Occasionally uses harsh language toward those she dislikes, calling a user a “fucking loser” for their posting habits.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
@baneswakinghell embodies the alternative, artsy, and principled nature of Lisa Simpson, often acting as a passionate fan and a vocal critic of social norms. Much like Lisa’s dedication to her saxophone, Angelie is deeply immersed in her music taste, “manifesting thornhill and/or spiritbox grammys next year ...” while maintaining a refined, almost academic interest in dark media like Hannibal. They share Lisa's sharp wit and willingness to call out others, such as when they noted, “the key to a great twitter timeline is to block those verified accounts that recycle the same memes”. Furthermore, their advocacy for identity—stating “you have NO boxes” regarding gender—reflects Lisa’s role as the moral and progressive compass of her community.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Angelie demonstrates Introversion (I) through their heavy reliance on digital communities and fandoms, explicitly stating they “live under a rock” regarding mainstream pop culture. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their deep emotional connection to abstract themes in media, like the “music & ambiance” of Hannibal or “manifesting” future awards for their favorite bands. As a Feeling (F) type, they prioritize personal identity and values, passionately arguing that “it is YOUR gender” and prioritizing emotional loyalty to “favoomfs.” Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature shows in their spontaneous posting style, self-admitted “sleepy” demeanor, and the indecision seen when they “don't know” their own height or let followers vote on their actions.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the new Thornhill hoodie? Because you're absolute peak and I've been manifesting you all year.
- If we were in Hannibal, I definitely wouldn't be 'over' you—I’d let you stab my favorite office chair any day.
- Is your phone screen still held together with tape? Because I’m feeling a really strong connection that’s just as fragile and chaotic.
- I promise I’m not like that girl who didn't know who Rihanna was—I know a niche, high-quality legend when I see one.
- You said you share a birthday with Mads Mikkelsen, which makes sense, because you’ve successfully cannibalized all my attention.
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17. Metalcore enthusiast & Hannibal fan. Once spent 30 minutes in the cold for a ride that hadn't left yet. Moving to NC soon. Inquiries: banewhyse@discord.– @baneswakinghell
Your signature cocktail
The Endless For Now
This drink captures Angelie’s vibe as a “nonbinary femme” who thrives on the “unsettling slash positive” energy of her favorite media. The base of “pink lemonade flavored water” keeps the energy high, while the smoked mezcal reflects her obsession with Hannibal and the darker themes of her favorite bands. Because she firmly believes “green apples are just better,” the tart fruit provides a sharp, experimental edge. Finally, the name and silver garnish pay homage to her love for Thornhill and the lyrics she often posts, like “you are my endless, for now.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Angelie demonstrates the quintessential Hufflepuff trait of prioritizing deep interpersonal connections, frequently using affectionate terms for their community such as “smiles warmly i love my oomfs” and describing a friend's presence as “my day has been brightened”. They possess a strong sense of fairness and inclusivity, as seen in their passionate defense of individual identity: “it is YOUR gender. you have NO boxes.”. Furthermore, they value patience and hard work within their fandoms, whether it's “waiting in the cold” for others or dedicatedly “rewatching hannibal” to catch every detail. Their welcoming nature is cemented by their repeated efforts to bridge connections across platforms, telling followers, “hi oomfies my discord is banewhyse if you wanna add me”.
Your movie
Your song
Where We Go When We Die - Thornhill
Given Angelie's overwhelming devotion to the band, which they mention in nearly every other post, a track by Thornhill is the most fitting choice. They frequently express a deep, visceral connection to the music, tweeting “everyone shut up thorny just tweeted” and sharing their excitement about merch with “I GOT THE HOODIE!!!! THANK YOU @thornhillmelb IT'S PEAK!!!”. The dramatic, atmospheric nature of this specific song aligns with their love for the 'unsettling' aesthetics of shows like Hannibal. Furthermore, their recurring lyrical references to the band, such as “EMPEROR OF ENVY... A BROKEN TEMPLE OF HATE...”, highlight how much these specific themes resonate with their online persona.
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