Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Professional patience: She handles stressful situations as a teacher/monitor, such as “not letting a child eat Super Bonder glue” despite the resulting crying.
- Cultural passion: She is deeply invested in music and literature, expressing intense excitement for “seeing Wicked” and attending concerts like O Grilo.
- Socially conscious: She shows awareness of social issues, criticizing “transphobic comments regarding Bella Ramsey” and showing interest in studying Marx.
- Loyal friend: She values her friendships deeply, frequently mentioning “sending long audios to Hellen” and aligning her opinions with those she trusts.
- Humorous relatability: She uses self-deprecating humor to cope with daily struggles, like “wanting to be a fat black cat” to avoid adult responsibilities.
Weaknesses:
- Academic absenteeism: She frequently looks for excuses to skip classes, even “using a spin-the-wheel app” to decide whether to attend school.
- Impulsive behavior: She admits to acting without thinking, such as “asking for a drug dealer contact” while not entirely sober at a show.
- Low emotional regulation: She describes herself as “neurotic” and struggles with mood swings when she stays out of her house for too long.
- Financial mismanagement: She struggles with basic purchasing decisions, like “accidentally buying 2L of soda” or overpaying for small snacks.
- Poor punctuality: She displays a lack of time management, tweeting that she was “leaving the house when she should already be at work”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Madu identifies with the intellectual and artistic struggles of Lisa, frequently discussing academic life and her future as an educator, noting “Pse o sonho do oprimido é virar professor”. Much like Lisa’s existential crises, she admits “Eu acho q eu preciso voltar com acompanhamento psicológico” and feels alienated by her own high standards, worrying that a simple greeting makes her seem “antipática d+”. Despite her cynical edge, she shares Lisa’s deep passion for fan culture and music, expressing intense excitement for Wicked and the band O Grilo. Her internal conflict between being a “diva” at work and feeling like an “esquisita do caralho” perfectly mirrors the complex, often misunderstood personality of the eldest Simpson daughter.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Madu exhibits Extroversion (E) through her constant updates on social interactions and a desire to connect, such as wanting to “share her Letterboxd to become besties”. Her Intuition (N) is seen in her imaginative escapes, like wishing she was “born to be a fat black cat taking sunbaths” and her deep engagement with fictional tropes and fan culture. She lead with Feeling (F), openly sharing her emotional fluctuations and admitting, “I hate being so emotional” and “I think I need to go back to psychological counseling”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her spontaneous lifestyle and lack of planning, often “leaving for work when she should already be there” or impulsively deciding to “skip class because everyone else is”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m a much better catch than those 12-reais sausage snacks—I’m the full 2L bottle of fun you actually meant to buy.
- Is your name Rachel Dare? Because you just threw a plastic hairbrush at my heart and now I can’t stop thinking about you.
- If we were in a battle together, I’d definitely be that person flirting in the middle of it just to make sure we survive for a victory kiss.
- Forget Letterboxd reviews, I’d rather just skip to the part where we’re besties listening to Chappell Roan and Charli XCX on repeat.
- I might not be a black cat, but I’m perfectly happy just taking sunbaths and being a little bit dramatic with you all day.
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Your new Twitter bio
Art teacher by day, k-pop & book lover by night. Once accidentally bought 2L of soda instead of 600ml. Here for the vibes, the concerts, and the chaos.– @BangchanPetista
Your signature cocktail
The Chaotic Educator’s 2L Cooler
This drink captures the high-energy paradox of a teacher who admits “The dream of the oppressed is to become a teacher” while simultaneously losing their mind over students who “teach me how to scam the government”. The 2L scale of the drink honors their habit of “buying 2L by mistake”, while the cachaça represents the unfiltered honesty they display when “I really love to drink, but the catch is I stay totally without a filter”. The purple soda and glitter nod to their K-pop and Wicked fandom, balanced by a cynical pickle garnish because they simply don't understand “this obsession of Americans with pickles”. It is a sweet, fizzy, yet slightly 'toxic' concoction for someone who is “so emotional” but also ready to “explode with happiness”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Madu embodies Hufflepuff through her deep-seated loyalty to her social circle and her grounded, hardworking nature as an educator. She displays the house's signature patience while dealing with difficult students, such as when she notes, “Não deixei a criança comer feijão com cola super bonder e agora ela tá chorando q legal”, yet she still finds joy in small communal victories like “TODO MUNDO COMBINOU DE FALTAR = EU TBM NÃO VOU AIIIII”. Her tweets frequently revolve around her 'besties' and her admiration for others, notably when she praises “as dicas de mães 'preguiçosas' são mulheres tão inteligentes e sagazes”. Even her moments of stress, like “eu já sinto que tô sendo antipática d+”, reveal a Hufflepuff’s typical anxiety regarding social harmony and kindness. Ultimately, her appreciation for simple comforts and her steadfast support for her friends, like Hellen, solidify her place in the house of the badger.
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Pink Pony Club - Chappell Roan
Madu’s profile radiates the high-energy, chaotic, and queer-coded energy of a 'diva' who is deeply immersed in fan culture and nightlife. She explicitly identifies with the artist's fanbase, noting that “Deus viu meu sofrimento e fez a DJ colocar Chappell e Charli XCX” and celebrating that “se Deus odeia os gays porque continuamos vencendo???”. The song’s themes of escapism and impulsive fun mirror her tweets about drinking until she has “totalmente sem nenhum filtro” or impulsively buying “2L” of alcohol. Pink Pony Club perfectly captures her balance between the mundane struggles of her job as a teacher/monitor—where she complains “não deixei a criança comer feijão com cola super bonder”—and her vibrant, music-obsessed internal life.
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