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Moe Szyslak is known for chronic depression, loneliness and frequent suicidal thoughts, which matches the user's repeated self‑harm and suicidal tweets such as "I tried to hang myself but i chickened out sighhh..." and "im going to kill myself i actually hate this stupid body so much". Like Moe, the user constantly seeks validation and companionship, posting pleas like "I need him tjis is crazy" and "im never gonna be someone's best friend or favorite person". Both exhibit low self‑esteem and self‑criticism, evident in lines like "im such a fat bitch no wonder nobody likes me" akin to Moe’s self‑deprecating remarks. Their chaotic, stream‑of‑consciousness posting style mirrors Moe’s erratic behavior in moments of despair. Additionally, the user's obsession with food, bingeing, and dieting parallels Moe’s occasional attempts to lose weight or control his unhealthy habits, as seen in tweets about "binge" and "fasting".

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a strong introverted focus, constantly talking about personal feelings and inner struggles (e.g., "im so unworthy of love. of course nobody wants me, just look at my fatass") and rarely engages in outward‑looking conversation. Their tweets are filled with concrete details about calories, weight and diet plans, such as "937 cal big fat omad..." and "I weighed in at 218 lbs i took a 2 pound shit", indicating a sensing preference. Emotional values dominate their decision‑making, evident in statements like "I love all of my mooties you guys are so cool" and "my mom is the reason im so big and now she's mad im restricting", reflecting a feeling orientation. They also demonstrate a structured, goal‑oriented lifestyle by tracking meals, posting diet guides ("A little diet for people who cant restrict too much..."), and repeatedly mentioning weight targets, which aligns with judging. Overall the pattern of introverted, sensing, feeling, judging traits points to an ISFJ personality.

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K‑pop fan, cheese aficionado, and occasional fast‑food philosopher. Once fasted during a K‑pop marathon. Sharing daily vibes, self‑care tips, and memes.– @BANGGGGGCHAN

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The cocktail’s cheese‑infused vodka nods to the user’s constant cheese cravings ("bitch i got cheese"). It also contains a splash of neon energy drink echoing the chaotic "im hitting myself with neon freddy" tweet. A dash of hot sauce reflects the painful self‑harm references like "im going to kill myself". The sweet gummy‑bear garnish mirrors the fleeting comfort in "i am hungry kms kms kms kms kms kms". Together, the drink captures the bittersweet mix of humor, desperation and longing found in tweets such as "fasting is hard wawawawawawa".

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The user repeatedly expresses love and loyalty toward their online community, as seen in tweets like "I love all of my mooties you guys are so cool wowowowoowowowew" and "Uhhh asked him about it i will update hopefully we can be moots if hes on here i need irl shedtwt friends". This focus on belonging and support aligns with Hufflepuff's value of loyalty and friendship. Even while struggling with severe self‑esteem and mental‑health issues, they continue to post and seek connection, showing the perseverance and patience typical of Hufflepuff. Their desire to help others with diet tips (e.g., "A little diet for people who cant restrict too much... #edtwt #diet") also reflects the house’s caring nature.

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The chaotic, self‑destructive tone of the user’s timeline aligns closely with the mood of Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt,” famously covered by Johnny Cash. The lyric “I hurt myself today” mirrors tweets such as ‘My attempt didn’t work. I tried to hang myself but i chickened out sighhh… Atleast I got high at school 😛😛’ and ‘My scars are all so faded but I can’t cut on my thighs anymore I’m in hell.’ Their frequent expressions of worthlessness – ‘im so miserable nobody will ever love me’ and ‘im going to kill myself’ – echo the song’s confession of feeling broken and numb. The refrain “What have I become?” fits their obsession with weight (“bmi 35.2”) and repeated self‑criticism like ‘I hate this stupid body so much.’ While the track is haunting, its raw honesty captures the blend of despair, self‑harm, and a desperate search for validation that dominates their tweets.

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