Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Recognizes his own patterns and limits, like admitting social withdrawal and needing change in “eu deveria comecar a fazer faculdade presencial, to totalmente recluso sem socializar com ninguem”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and jokes to talk about life and money, e.g. “nois faz programa porra” and joking about selling a fake privacy in Valorant in “sempre divulguei um privacy que nem existia no valorant e o povo acreditava”.
- Passionate gamer: Shows consistent enthusiasm for games like Fortnite, Valorant, DBD, Heartopia, Osu and Resident Evil in tweets such as “sera que um dia vou ser bom no fortnite com construcao” and “32 dias pra lançar resident evil requiem e meu pc nao vai rodar”.
- Emotionally open: Expresses sadness and fear directly, e.g. “sou o homem mais triste do mundo” and “mesmo nao fazendo nada de errado eu tenho medo constante de ser preso a qualquer momento”.
- Consistency-driven: Builds routines and tracks habits like hydration, as seen in “bati o recorde de 4.5L de agua e o dia nem acabou”, and keeps engaging with the same interests (games, music, setup).
Weaknesses:
- Negative self-view: Frequently labels himself in harsh terms, such as “sou o homem mais triste do mundo” and “sou muito triste”.
- Social isolation: Admits being very reclusive and lacking in-person connection in “eu deveria comecar a fazer faculdade presencial, to totalmente recluso sem socializar com ninguem” and struggles to find active communities in “nao existe um servidor ativo ou decente nessa desgraca de discord”.
- Financial impulsivity: Talks about buying random setup items in “eu compro coisa muito aleatoria pro meu setup” while also often asking for V-Bucks or gifts like “oi alguem me da de presente meu aniversario ta quase aí”.
- Anxious mindset: Expresses constant fear without clear cause, e.g. “mesmo nao fazendo nada de errado eu tenho medo constante de ser preso a qualquer momento”.
- Romantic skepticism: Shows distrust toward relationships and others’ feelings in “vocês não me enganam com esse papo de que amam um ao outro com 1 mês de namoro” and anxiety around women in “eu tenho medo de mulheres”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
The user most closely matches Milhouse Van Houten. There’s a mix of self-deprecating sadness and anxious introspection, like calling himself “sou o homem mais triste do mundo” and admitting “mesmo nao fazendo nada de errado eu tenho medo constante de ser preso a qualquer momento”, which fits Milhouse’s nervous, unlucky vibe. He’s socially reclusive and craving connection, saying “eu deveria comecar a fazer faculdade presencial, to totalmente recluso sem socializar com ninguem” and “queria amigos para jogar dbd”, very much like Milhouse always tagging along and wanting friends. At the same time, he has a goofy, try-hard gamer side—asking for V-Bucks in “alguem me da 100 vbucks” and “oi alguem me dap 1.500 vbucks”, and lamenting being bad at games like “sou tipo o pior de todos no osu”—which fits Milhouse’s earnest but often failing attempts to be cool. Even his joking insecurity about women in “eu tenho medo de mulheres” mirrors Milhouse’s awkward, intimidated attitude toward romance. Overall, he feels like a more online, metal-listening, Brazilian Milhouse: sad, anxious, lonely, but still joking and trying to have fun.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about solitary activities (games, PC, music) and feeling reclusive, like “eu deveria comecar a fazer faculdade presencial, to totalmente recluso sem socializar com ninguem” and “nao sei oq fazer em um domingo a noite”, and they often sound lonely rather than energized by people. They seem more iNtuitive than Sensing: despite talking about concrete things (PC, games, tattoos), they frequently drift into moods and generalizations, such as “sou o homem mais triste do mundo” and “vocês não me enganam com esse papo de que amam um ao outro com 1 mês de namoro”, which shows a focus on underlying feelings and patterns rather than just facts. Their decisions and expressions are clearly Feeling-oriented: they emphasize emotional states (“sou muito triste”, “o tristeza”), insecurity and self-deprecation (“sou tipo o pior de todos no osu”), and concern with loneliness over any logical analysis. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than Judging: their life in the tweets is spontaneous and unstructured—impulse buys for the setup (“eu compro coisa muito aleatoria pro meu setup”), joking about drastic changes like “vou largar tudo e virar gogoboy tchau”, and casually staying up late despite tomorrow’s responsibilities (“melhor aproveitar ficando ate tarde hoje pq amanha nem vou poder respirar”). Putting this together—introspective, emotionally expressive, idealistic/ruminative, and unstructured—they fit best as INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you’re “the saddest man in the world”, but you listen to Alice in Chains, play Fortnite, osu!, DBD and still drink 4.5L of water a day… if you add me to that routine I promise your sadness will finally have the best DLC it’s ever seen.
- You broke the connector on your mic and your flying guitar strings, fell off the moto and your AC doesn’t cool… since everything around you is scuffed anyway, wanna try a bugged speedrun romance with me and see if we still manage a happy ending?
- You’re out here asking for 100 then 1,500 V-Bucks and a birthday gift—how about we trade: I carry you in Heartopia and Fortnite no-build, and in exchange you let me be the one person you’re not ‘totally reclusive’ with?
- You’re afraid of women, think you’re terrible at osu, and say there’s no decent Discord server… plot twist: I’m the co‑op mode that proves you wrong—wanna test that theory in a late‑night ‘I don’t know what to do on Sunday’ call?
- You joked about dropping everything to become a gogoboy and that your monthly photo trend is just PCs and games—how about we fix that: first new photo is you, me, a white Monster, and us pretending your PC actually runs Resident Evil Requiem.
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Bernardo | Gamer & guitar enjoyer | Breaks mic connectors, strings & Fortnite builds, not laws | Remote student trying to socialize (and get V‑Bucks)– @bankaiiw
Your signature cocktail
Heartopia Sadboy Fizz
This cocktail starts with silver cachaça infused with yerba mate to honor his gaucho vibes and the "um chimarrao diferenciado" energy, grounded yet a bit unhinged. Pitaya purée brings a neon gamer color and sweetness to match his Fortnite and Valorant grind, like when he says "sera que um dia vou ser bom no fortnite com construcao" and begs for V-Bucks in "oi alguem me dap 1.500 vbucks". A sharp cold brew shot represents his late-night, reclusive insomnia gamer life, echoing "melhor aproveitar ficando ate tarde hoje pq amanha nem vou poder respirar" and "nao sei oq fazer em um domingo a noite". The Monster-style energy top-up nods directly to "oi quero tomar monster branco", giving the drink the jittery, cracked-out queue-at-3am feel. Finally, sparkling water with a pinch of sea salt mirrors his constant mix of sadness and resilience—"sou muito triste", "sou o homem mais triste do mundo", yet still joking "vou largar tudo e virar gogoboy tchau" and flexing "sou o melhor do mundo"—leaving a fizzy, bittersweet aftertaste that feels exactly like queueing another match instead of going to therapy.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Bernardo shows strong Hufflepuff traits of low-key loyalty, vulnerability, and a grounded, hard‑working vibe rather than flashy ambition or intellectual pride. He frequently talks about everyday struggles and persistence, like pushing through routines and responsibilities even when he’s exhausted, as in “melhor aproveitar ficando ate tarde hoje pq amanha nem vou poder respirar” and “bati o recorde de 4.5L de agua e o dia nem acabou”, which hints at quiet diligence and self-discipline. His desire for simple companionship and friendships in games, shown in “queria amigos para jogar dbd” and the frustration with not finding a good community in “nao existe um servidor ativo ou decente nessa desgraca de discord”, underscores a craving for reliable, down‑to‑earth connection typical of Hufflepuff. When he reflects on being reclusive and considering in‑person college in “eu deveria comecar a fazer faculdade presencial, to totalmente recluso sem socializar com ninguem”, it shows a modest, honest self‑assessment and a desire to belong more than to stand out. While he jokes about being the best in “sou o melhor do mundo”, it reads as self‑deprecating humor rather than true Slytherin-style ambition or Gryffindor bravado, reinforcing the picture of a kind, self-aware, quietly persevering Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A well-fitting song for them is Creep by Radiohead, which captures a mix of self-deprecation, isolation, and quiet longing that shows up often in their tweets. They repeatedly frame themselves as sad or out of place, calling themselves “sou o homem mais triste do mundo” and “sou muito triste”, echoing the song’s core feeling of not belonging. Their social anxiety and reclusiveness come through when they say “eu deveria comecar a fazer faculdade presencial, to totalmente recluso sem socializar com ninguem” and complain that “nao existe um servidor ativo ou decente nessa desgraca de discord”, mirroring the song’s outsider perspective. Even when they joke—like saying “sou so um pobre campones” or “sou tipo o pior de todos no osu”—there’s a consistent undertone of feeling lesser or left out that fits Creep’s lyrics. Their mixture of humor, insecurity, and melancholy lines up strongly with the emotional landscape of the song.
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