Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, consistent enthusiasm for favorite ships and actresses, like the detailed fantasy wedding in “meu casamento com ela vai ser no topo de um mirante...” and repeated obsession with namtan/film and aioon in “pelo menos uma vez por mês eu fico completamente obcecada pela aioon de novo”.
- Observant analyst: Notices subtle behavior changes and patterns, as in “muito doido perceber assim nos pequenos atos as mudanças no relacionamento delas nér” and “percebendo umas coisas e fazendo umas anotações mentais aquir”.
- Humorously self-aware: Jokes about her own reactions and flaws, like calling herself “doente” in “eu sou doente e não vou hesitar em traumatizar de volta todos vocês” and laughing at crying over fic in “percebi que ia descer uma lagrima e engoli o choro, que micooo”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, stress, and overwhelm, from sickness and work to fandom hype, as in “tô passando mal desde manhã... quando chegar amanhã e não tiver nada vcs vão responder judicialmente pq minha febre vai aumentar” and “agora toda vez que eu atualizo a tml sobe um suador junto com uma antecipação por noticias novas de girl rules”.
- Critical thinker: Rejects herd mentality and superficial takes, like criticizing uncritical people in “muito dificil conviver com pessoas que não são capazes de ter um pensamento crítico e todas opiniões saem direto dos comentários mais curtidos da choquei”.
Weaknesses:
- Easily overwhelmed: Frequently describes being emotionally or physically at the limit, e.g. “eu lutando contra mil demônios desde o começo do mês (infecção urinária, virose, furúnculo na bunda)” and fandom stress in “vixi, não sei se vou sobreviver girl rules”.
- Negativity-prone: Often expresses disgust or irritation, like “tô com nojo de farra”, “tô com nojo de gente apaixonada”, and calling coworkers “fpd” in “algum fpd se materializa... pra ficar me mostrando stories”.
- Conflict avoidant: Vent tweets suggest frustration without direct resolution, such as tolerating annoying coworkers and family drama instead of confronting, seen in “toda vez que minha chefe contrata mais uma velha... eu perco uns 7 anos de vida” and juggling feuding relatives in “o complicado de ter família brigada e ser unico ser humano normal...”.
- Impulse-driven: Shows strong, sudden fixations and dramatic statements, like getting “completamente obcecada” over edits in “pelo menos uma vez por mês eu fico completamente obcecada pela aioon de novo” and threatening to “dropar essas duas” in “juro vou dropar essas duas”.
- Work-frustrated: Expresses ongoing dissatisfaction with job environment, e.g. boredom leading to fic-reading in “tão entediada no serviço que a única coisa que me restou foi ler fic rhaenicent” and repeated complaints about coworkers’ behavior in “não aguento os marmanjos... sempre me chamando pra mostrar alguma coisa aleatória”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very online, emotionally intense but also analytical person, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they slip easily from fandom hyperfixation into sharp social critique: they complain about people who lack critical thinking and just repeat viral takes in “muito dificil conviver com pessoas que não são capazes de ter um pensamento crítico e todas opiniões saem direto dos comentários mais curtidos da choquei, tô precisando voltar pro meio acadêmico urgentemente pra não adoecer”. They’re introspective and self-aware, talking about trying not to go broke on Carnival in “passei o dia inteiro tentando pensar em um jeito de não falir nesse carnaval” and juggling chaotic family dynamics in “o complicado de ter família brigada e ser unico ser humano normal é que agora tenho que rezar pra ceia daqui ficar pronta até as 20hrs pra dar tempo de eu ir pra outra ceia”. At the same time, they’re unabashedly nerdy about niche media, like obsessing over AO3 and specific pairings in “entrei no ao3, rolei uma fic pra baixo, vi que dying in bloom atualizou…” and “tão entediada no serviço que a única coisa que me restou foi ler fic rhaenicent”, mirroring Lisa’s overachiever/fangirl energy. Their humor is acerbic but affectionate, and they balance cynicism about romance and hetero marriage in “toda história sobre casamento que mulher hetero me conta, pra mim é pior do que qualquer história de terror que eu já escutei” with dreamy, idealized fantasies like “meu casamento com ela vai ser no topo de um mirante com vista panoramica pro mar…”, which is very Lisa: idealistic, romantic, and still sharply critical of the world around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as socially engaged, expressive, and energized by people and fandom, suggesting Extraversion: they frequently talk about workmates, family drama, and crowds, e.g. complaining about coworkers like “TODO DIA assim que eu sento pra comer na copa, algum fpd se materializa… pra ficar me mostrando stories” and shows/parties like “tô com nojo de farra”, which implies a busy social life even when it annoys them. Their focus is often on possibilities, patterns, and narratives rather than pure concrete facts, pointing to Intuition: they psychoanalyze dynamics like “muito doido perceber assim nos pequenos atos as mudanças no relacionamento delas nér” and joke about patterns in behavior like “percebendo aqui uns padrões e uns comportamentos”. Their judgments are strongly value- and emotion-based, showing Feeling, such as venting about lack of critical thinking in others “muito dificil conviver com pessoas que não são capazes de ter um pensamento crítico… tô precisando voltar pro meio acadêmico urgentemente pra não adoecer” and expressing intense attachment to ships and media, like tearing up over a fic update in “percebi que ia descer uma lagrima e engoli o choro, que micooo”. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and reactive rather than tightly planned, matching Perceiving: they constantly recount chaotic episodes such as going to work on a holiday by accident in “vim trabalhar e acabei de descobrir que hoje é feriado” and scrambling around family events like “o complicado de ter família brigada… tenho que rezar pra ceia daqui ficar pronta até as 20hrs pra dar tempo de eu ir pra outra ceia”. The combination of high emotional intensity, fandom hyperfixations, social commentary, and improvisational, slightly chaotic daily life fits best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You reading Thai overnight like it ‘spalmou’ in your brain and me still struggling with Duolingo… do you wanna tutor me or just whisper Girl Rules spoilers in my ear until I learn?
- You keep planning a sunset, rustic wedding on a lookout with sea view for your girl — if it falls through, I’m available to stand at that mirante with you and pretend we’re in a canon divergent AU of our own.
- The fact that you go from ao3 tag horror, to dying in bloom tears, to being emotionally destroyed by namtanfilm in a single day tells me you have range — let me apply to be your comfort character between updates.
- You surviving UTI, virose, and a furúnculo na bunda in one month and STILL going to Pedro Sampaio and carnival planning? That’s final girl energy. I think I just fell for the protagonist.
- You say you’re tired of people with no critical thinking and stories of hetero marriage sounding like horror movies — I have media literacy, a functioning brain cell, and no husband. When do we start our multifandom sapphic arc?
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Reads Thai overnight, survives office chaos by day. Once went to work on a holiday by accident and stayed anyway. Multiverse of fandoms, PG-13.– @banmbis
Your signature cocktail
Mirante Fever Fizz
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with burnt lime peel, a nod to their chaotic beach nights and that slightly unhinged self-confidence, like when they said “não é por nada não, mas eu sou muito gostosa misericórdia” and woke up with memories of the New Year’s party as a blur in the sea and fireworks around them in “a virada passou igual um borrão juro... só consigo lembrar de tá dentro do mar vendo os fogos”. Thai basil syrup represents their multifandom Thai obsession, translating their ability to suddenly understand Thai overnight in “nunca vou me acostumar que tailandês spalmou do nada de um mes pro outro no meu cérebro” into something aromatic and unexpectedly fluent. The salted tropical fruit blend mirrors both the ocean-view wedding fantasy in “meu casamento com ela vai ser no topo de um mirante com vista panoramica pro mar... decoração em madeira, muitas flores, iluminação quente” and the mix of sweetness and saltiness that runs through their TL: romantic over fictional women but utterly ruthless about real-life drama like “toda história sobre casamento que mulher hetero me conta, pra mim é pior do que qualquer história de terror”. Sparkling water keeps it fizzy and light, reflecting their nonstop, dramatic commentary from AO3 discoveries in “entrei no ao3... percebi que ia descer uma lagrima e engoli o choro, que micooo” to carnival budgeting in “passei o dia inteiro tentando pensar em um jeito de não falir nesse carnaval”. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim adds a slightly bitter, burnt edge for those days of academic-level ranting about people with no critical thinking, like in “tô precisando voltar pro meio acadêmico urgentemente pra não adoecer”, grounding the drink in the same sharp, salty humor that runs through their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong analytical and intellectually curious side that points to Ravenclaw. They explicitly talk about needing people with critical thinking and feeling sick surrounded by shallow takes, wishing to go back to academia, in “muito dificil conviver com pessoas que não são capazes de ter um pensamento crítico e todas opiniões saem direto dos comentários mais curtidos da choquei, tô precisando voltar pro meio acadêmico urgentemente pra não adoecer”. They also clearly enjoy patterns and meta-analysis of media relationships, as in “muito doido perceber assim nos pequenos atos as mudanças no relacionamento delas nér” and “percebendo aqui uns padrões e uns comportamentos”. Their enjoyment of niche fandom structures and tags (like the detailed awareness of AO3 tropes in “quando as poucas que vc já leu são todas abo light, mas vc não sabe disso e em um lindo dia ensolarado, acaba esbarrando com abo canon”) shows a very meta, classification-loving brain typical of Ravenclaws. On top of that, they have a strong language/learning bent, proudly noting their sudden Thai reading ability in “consigo ler e entender cada palavra da alternativa que a nt escolheu, nunca vou me acostumar que tailandês spalmou do nada de um mes pro outro no meu cérebro”, and joking about how their feed spans multiple languages in “a minha em português, inglês, espanhol, francês tailandês, vietnamita, tagalog, chinês e pelo menos uma vez por semana eu caio no algoritmo da india ou de algum país africano”. This mix of intellectual pride, pattern-recognition, and academic yearning fits Ravenclaw much more closely than the other houses.
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Your song
Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
A fun, chaotic, emotionally honest lesbian multi-fandom stan who’s half-melodrama and half-joke fits perfectly with Girls Just Want To Have Fun. They’re constantly oscillating between romantic delusion and irony, like planning that their “marriage” will be “on top of a lookout with a panoramic view of the sea… rustic vibe… lots of flowers, warm lights” “meu casamento com ela vai ser no topo de um mirante com vista panoramica pro mar…”, but also tweeting “tô com nojo de gente apaixonada”. Their life is an ongoing mix of fandom obsession and everyday drama: they binge AO3 and Thai fics (“acabei de esbarrar na sequencia de tags mais amaldiçoada do ao3”, “tão entediada no serviço que a única coisa que me restou foi ler fic rhaenicent”) while also battling work hell and annoying coworkers (“toda vez que minha chefe contrata mais uma velha que não sabe nem abrir o whats no computador eu perco uns 7 anos de vida”). Even when they’re sick or exhausted, they’re still dramatic and funny about it, like listing “urinary infection, virus, boil on my ass” in one breath and still having energy to complain about people asking to borrow money (“eu lutando contra mil demônios desde o começo do mês…”). All of this screams a main-character energy that just wants to have fun with girls, fandom, and chaos, even when life is a mess. The song’s playful rebellion and female-centered joy match how they survive boredom, heat, and family drama by leaning into humor, queer pining, and stan culture.
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