Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Pitching folklore mashups and vivid polycule scenarios such as “Fleshing out an american/mexican folklore fic...” shows imaginative worldbuilding.
- Community-Building: Tagging readers, manifesting fan content, and sharing fic progress like “gonna post this once a day until there's a fic...” keeps fandom engagement alive.
- Authentic: Openly discussing transfem identity and daily life details, e.g., “takes huge whiff of my needle tip man I love the smell of estrogen...”, signals genuine self-expression.
- Humorous: Absurd bits such as “'you've pee'd ur last poo there, pardner'...” show confident comedic timing.
- Productive: Regular progress updates like “ok so I'm gonna lock in and try to finish this by next week...” reflect sustained creative output.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Tweets about overconsuming or sudden urges, e.g., “ate a metric ton of penne with pesto and conked out for 12 hours...”.
- Self-Critical: Repeatedly lamenting handle grammar and personal mistakes, like “the one thing I regret majorly with my handle...”.
- Overextended: Splitting fics, burning out, and still adding more, e.g., “good news, I split the fic into 2 chapters... bad news...”.
- Sleep-Neglect: References to crashing, being exhausted, or forgetting basics like water: “wondering why I been feeling like shit... it's cuz I haven't had water”.
- Ruminative: Looping on fixations (manifest posts, handle worries) implies difficulty moving on, e.g., “gonna post this once a day until there's a fic or art...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson mirrors the user's sharp intellect, creative drive, and activist streak. Their nerdy deep dives into folklore and language echo Lisa’s academic obsessions, such as asking for naming advice in “if anyone wanted to know it'd be An Bhanríon Béar or anbhanrionbear as a handle...”. Like Lisa’s righteous rants, they call out sloppy or harmful portrayals of trans women in “people writing trans women that have never interacted with trans women you gotta stop...”. The mix of heartfelt vulnerability and fierce creativity in “on the verge of tears at all time... it do be around that monthly time I guess yippie” mirrors Lisa’s emotional honesty. Finally, their relentless artistic output—posting fic snippets and manifesting fanworks in “gonna post this once a day until there's a fic or art that gets made...”—captures Lisa’s unstoppable drive to create and inspire.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Extroversion: Their timeline is saturated with high-energy social interaction fantasies and public engagement, e.g., “power bottom femme vampire mira and service tops butch werewolf and demon zoerumi” and “I love streaming dude”, signaling a need to perform and connect. Intuition: They riff on imaginative concepts (sneeze teleporting, soul anatomy, folklore crossovers) rather than concrete details, such as “wait, soul pussy and soul gock, the possibilities are endless.” Feeling: Values and emotions drive their critiques of trans representation, e.g., “people writing trans women that have never interacted with trans women you gotta stop.” Perceiving: They embrace spontaneity and resist rigid structure—splitting fic chapters mid-process (“good news, I split the fic into 2 chapters…”) and joking about unfinished WIPs. The blend of enthusiastic community focus, imaginative riffing, emotionally charged activism, and improvisational workflow aligns best with ENFP.*
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re manifesting fic until someone writes it, let me skip the wait and co-author a chapter where I’m the lazy chud who finally gets to kiss the blacknirrow banner muse.
- You split the fic into two chapters—mind if I beta read the scene where Mira’s bean-sí girlfriend teleports straight into my arms with a sneeze?
- Since Rumi’s demon nose lives in her GFs’ armpits, I volunteer my post-workout pits as enrichment time for your gleepmoder enrichment center.
- You’re lamenting boxers on tgirls; I’ve got lace, mesh, and a willingness to model until your grammar worries forget their accents.
- If Twilight but polytrix is your comfort rewatch, let me be the Volvo driving you to Forks while we debate whether weighted-blanket Rumi counts as carry-on.
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Your new Twitter bio
Transfem storyteller blending Irish myth, demon romances, and culinary cravings; once outlined a banshee x tlahuelpuchi fic over pesto and a 12‑hour nap.– @banrionbear
Your signature cocktail
*An Bhanríon Bear Hug*
An Bhanríon Bear Hug gets its bite from smoky mango-tequila, nodding to their craving for “a wet sloppy birria burrito with a mango jarritos” “craving a wet sloppy birria burrito with a mango jarritos rn”. Hibiscus–rose syrup mirrors their lyrical, folklore-loving brain dump about banshees and tlahuelpuchi hybrids “Fleshing out an american/mexican folklore fic…”. The armpit-salt rim (with lime zest) salutes Rumi’s hyperfixated sniffer “rumi sensitive nose can't stop shoving her face in her gfs armpits…”. Chili oil bitters keep the energy feral and polyam chaos-approved “power bottom femme vampire mira and service tops…”. A coconut-cream foam softens the punch, winking at their love of decadent comfort while balancing the spicy punchline aesthetic “the unfortunate nature of being too comedy pilled…”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a constant drive to analyze and improve writing, especially around trans representation, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. For example, they complain about shallow or fetishy depictions of transfem characters and underwear choices in fanfic, clearly thinking critically about craft and realism in fandom: “begging every non tgirl on the planet to stop writing the tgirl in ur fics as having boxers there's a variety of underwear styles to choose from and you always use boxers” and “people writing trans women that have never interacted with trans women you gotta stop. I just read the most chaser line of text in existence I'm sorry what. the. fuck.”. They’re also constantly worldbuilding and playing with concepts—American/Mexican folklore fusions and soul-sex mechanics—which shows creativity and intellectual playfulness: “Fleshing out an american/mexican folklore fic, so: an bhean sí (banshee) and demon rumi/tlahuelpuchi mira or an bhean sí mira/demon devil rumi?” and “wait, soul pussy and soul gock, the possibilities are endless.”. Their humor is extremely wordplay-based and meta (e.g., calling overused jokes “Hahamicide”: “the unfortunate nature of being too comedy pilled is I can never run a joke into the ground mostly because that's considered Hahamicide and I'd be arrested”), another Ravenclaw marker. Even their fixation on the grammatical correctness and Irishness of their handle, while still weighing aesthetics and alliteration, shows a mind that enjoys language deeply: “the one thing I regret majorly with my handle is the fact that it's grammatically incorrect, but if I made it grammatically correct it would become too long and lose the alliteration” and “if anyone wanted to know it'd be An Bhanríon Béar or anbhanrionbear as a handle and I fear nobody would be able to read it”. Altogether, the emphasis on analysis, language, and imaginative scenario-building fits Ravenclaw more strongly than the other houses, even though they do have some Gryffindor-ish bluntness in calling out TERFy or chaser content: “dude this 'new lesbian masterdoc' is making me cackle my ass off what the fuck does this even mean not even trying to hide the fact they're terfs in this doc I can't”.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Bad Reputation fits Béar’s punky, unapologetic energy: they proudly embrace being a “lazy chud” manifesting fan content (“gonna post this once a day until there's a fic or art…”) and revel in feral cravings without shame (“feeling kinda feral and wanna eat 7 smash burgers…”). The song’s rebellious streak mirrors their righteous callouts of transphobic nonsense and chaser writing (“people writing trans women... you gotta stop.”; “cís girl seeing a transfem character…”). Béar’s gleeful fixation on demon-yuri chaos (“power bottom femme vampire mira…”) shows they thrive on being the deliciously disreputable friend, exactly the spirit of Joan Jett’s anthem. Their refusal to dilute their handle’s Irish flair despite readability issues (“if anyone wanted to know it'd be An Bhanríon Béar…”) underscores the song’s “I don’t give a damn” ethos, making Bad Reputation the perfect match.
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