
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They read as a very emotionally intense, thoughtful teen who feels things deeply and overthinks, which lines up strongly with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they swing between burnout and determination about school and self‑improvement, saying things like they feel like the “worlds most agitated caged wild animal” “i feel like the worlds most agitated caged wild animal and it sucks” and worrying about functioning, cleaning, and homework “i wish i wasnt so ‘neglected’ as a kid… cleaning shouldnt be this difficult for me, doing school work /homework should be easier…”. They’re clearly creative and obsessive about their interests (art, Pokémon, object shows, music), proudly noting being “so smart and crafty” “im so smart and crafty” and getting extremely fixated on bands and songs “i cannot stop looping birdbrain”. Like Lisa’s mix of earnest idealism and social anxiety, they care a lot about relationships and affection, gushing about their partner “my favorite part of the day/night is waiting for my boyfriend to wake up so i can say ‘good morning pretty boy!!’” while also stressing about talking to oomfs “guys how do you talk to oomfs its actually so scary opening up twitter dms”. Their sense of being out of place, easily overwhelmed, but still fiercely passionate and introspective is very Lisa-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they describe DMs as scary and hard to open (“guys how do you talk to oomfs its actually so scary opening up twitter dms”), and a lot of their joy centers on one‑on‑one bonds like their boyfriend/girlfriend rather than broad socializing (“my favorite part of the day/night is waiting for my boyfriend to wake up so i can say ‘good morning pretty boy!!’”). They read as Intuitive: they often spin feelings into metaphors and lyrics instead of sticking to raw facts, e.g. “thinking too much is like thinking about nothing! like water in the desert tryna make the plants grow!!” and quoting poetic lines about identity and emotional strain (“I never have the time to do the nothing that I want to do… the fabric of my soul is frayed and falling apart at the seams”). They’re clearly Feeling‑dominant: their decisions and reactions are emotional and value‑driven, such as blocking someone purely over character slander (“just blocked an artist who i liked their art but i just couldnt deal with the slander”) and being deeply affected by songs and playlists their partner makes about them (“SHE ADDED TO HER PLAYLIST ABOUT ME I FUCKING WON I CHEERED I SMILED SO HARD”). On Perceiving vs Judging, they show disorganization, procrastination, and spontaneity rather than structured planning: they complain about drowning in schoolwork and forgetting essentials (“i hate having this fuckass habit… today i grabbed my backpack but not my purse with EVERYTHING i need inside”), and their work/cleaning happens in intense, unplanned bursts (“been cleaning my entire room… now after cleaning since 9:47am i am so tired and woozy”). Taken together—intense inner emotional life, metaphorical/lyrical thinking, strong personal values, and scattered, last‑minute behavior—INFP best fits their overall vibe.

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17 • they/them, he/him | draws too many object show ships, talks too much about Pokémon & playlists | once watched prom TV on a glitchy antenna out of spite– @BanteringBat

Your signature cocktail
This bubbly, pink guava soda base is for how loudly and constantly they gush about their partner, like when they scream about being “chronically lovesick ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND???!?” and beam over playlists “about me”. The espresso shot is their wired, overcaffeinated brain doing assignments while “I'M LOSING IT I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING IT!!!!!!!!!! < person who is just doing assignments unmedicated” and surviving school chaos like “2day was very very crazy, too crazy, sos sos guys sos”. Lime with salt adds that sharp, anxious bite from posts like “i feel like the worlds most agitated caged wild animal and it sucks” and the way they vent about family and money stress in “i wish i wasnt so 'neglected' as a kid” and “ive gotten way too used to not eating (money issues)”. The blue cotton-candy swirl is their dreamy, fandom-art side—drawing #hfjone ships like “lairy from hfjone also known as airypack or liam x airy” and loving Pokémon so much that “it makes me so genuinely happy when people associate pokemon with me”. Finally, the glitter on crushed ice is for their fragile but sparkling hope—getting their meds back in “got my anti depressants back🤑🤑🤑” and kicking their feet waiting to say “good morning pretty boy!!”, turning all that chaos into something shimmery, sweet, and a little overwhelming—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They’re defined first by intense loyalty and devotion to their partner and friends, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their timeline is full of affection and constancy: they gush about waiting every day just to say good morning to their boyfriend in “my favorite part of the day/night is waiting for my boyfriend to wake up so i can say ‘good morning pretty boy!!’”, and describe feeling homesick when not around their partner in “i feel homesick if im not around her !!!”. They also show a strong caretaking streak and kindness, like streaming their work to their boyfriend and worrying he’ll see the ‘ugly’ stages in “i SWEAR it isnt meant to look ass dawg!!!”, and wanting to help a partner even in dark contexts via “chat am i winning, she put a song about helping ur partner get away with murder into the playlist about me”. Their work ethic and willingness to grind through discomfort also fits Hufflepuff: they push through exhaustion cleaning their whole room in “been cleaning my entire room… now after cleaning since 9:47am i am so tired and woozy” and feel guilty for not being able to function better in “cleaning shouldnt be this difficult for me… i feel so utterly useless and lazy”. While they have flashes of pettiness and irritation, their core traits are dedication, emotional warmth, and a desire to take care of others, all of which point most strongly to Hufflepuff.

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A song that fits them best is Sleep Talking by Indigo De Souza, which they themselves highlight as intensely resonant: “can that one verse from sleep talking by indigo de souza stop beinf so gut wrenching and real and tear jerking and stomach churning”. The track’s themes of vulnerability, messy love, and emotional overload mirror how they talk about their relationships, like being “chronically lovesick ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND???!?” in their bio and gushing about playlists and affection: “my favorite part of the day/night is waiting for my boyfriend to wake up so i can say ‘good morning pretty boy!!’”. The song’s rawness also lines up with their open venting about mental health and exhaustion, such as “i feel like the worlds most agitated caged wild animal and it sucks” and “i wish i wasnt so ‘neglected’ as a kid… i feel so utterly useless and lazy”. Like the song, they swing between intense tenderness and overwhelming anxiety, creating that same bittersweet, emotionally-saturated atmosphere. Overall, Sleep Talking captures their mix of romantic obsession, self-doubt, and hyper-honest oversharing better than almost anything else.

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