Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares intense feelings about breakups and crises, like being 'gelada' and with 'coração acelerado' after ending a relationship in “ai terminei com meu namorado to gelada to triste to com o coração acelerado”.
- Resilient: Keeps going despite illness, grief, and family conflict, e.g. still managing fasting and daily life after cats’ death in “finalmente posso tentar de novo agr que nn preciso mais me empanturrar de comida dps dos meus gatos morrerem”.
- Caring sister: Acts as a provider and quasi‑parent, buying food and products for her sister and feeling exhausted by the responsibility in “to cansada de ter que agir como mãe da minha irmã eu compro comida compro produto de cabelo compro produto para pele”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes unhealthy patterns and emotional impacts, like feeling guilty after spending on herself instead of others in “to tao acostumada a nn gastar so cmg que agr eu comprei coisa para mim e to me sentindo mal”.
- Dark humor: Uses sarcasm and jokes to cope with pain, such as joking about gaining Ozempic after discovering cheating in “meu deus descobri um chifre vou me fingir de doida aue ate ozempic eu to ganhando”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Engages in dangerous behavior to maintain fasting, like running, fainting from low blood pressure, taking sleep meds, and celebrating not breaking the fast in “fumei corri cai no chão de pressao baixa tomei um remedio para dormir mas nn quebrei o jejum to otima”.
- Disordered eating: Obsesses over fasting, calories, and weight, and reports compulsions and vomiting in tweets like “como faz jejum doente se minha pressão baixa quando eu fico de jejum agr e se eu como vomito” and “tive uma compulsão fudida e vomitei literalmente tudo que patetico”.
- Risky health neglect: Minimizes serious physical issues (dengue, vomiting black, displaced arm) and lacks proper medical follow‑through, e.g. “to vomitando preto(suspeita de gastrite, cancer e sla mais quantas doenças)”.
- Family-boundaries issues: Feels trapped in dysfunctional family dynamics, struggling to set limits with her mother and sister, as seen in “minha mae narcisista escondeu shampoo condicionador e creme para eu e minha irma nao usar” and “minha mãe, uma mulher de 49 anos, saiu de casa e está fazendo birra pq meu pai colocou a pensão na minha conta”.
- Hopeless thinking: Expresses strong despair and suicidal ideation, like directly stating not wanting to live in “nao quero mais viver”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: sensitive, intelligent, and self-aware, but stuck in a chaotic, often invalidating family. Like Lisa, they carry a lot of emotional weight in the household, saying they’re tired of acting like a parent to their sister and handling food, hair, and skin-care costs for her while in debt “to cansada de ter que agir como mãe da minha irmã eu compro comida compro produto de cabelo compro produto para pele...”. There’s a strong sense of moral and emotional clarity that clashes with the adults around them, such as when they react to their mother defending a predatory pastor “minha mae veio defender aquele pastor pedofilo para mim, eu juro que quase bati nela nn tem como defender nn”. Their frustration with parental neglect and manipulation—like their mother refusing to cook while they’re ill or hiding basic necessities—matches Lisa’s recurring conflict with her family and being more mature than the adults “tava vegetando na cama e bebendo apenas suco e agua minha mae acordou deu a louca e falou que eu tinha pq tinha que comer...”. At the same time, their vulnerability around mental health and feeling alone, shown in posts about not wanting to live and crises being ignored, echoes Lisa’s hidden depressive streak beneath her competence and wit “nao quero mais viver”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about internal states and close relationships rather than large social scenes, e.g. anxiety after a breakup and physical reaction in “ai terminei com meu namorado to gelada to triste to com o coração acelerado”, and hurt over family dynamics in “to com o braco deslocado e acordei mijada e com odio pq eu pedi uma coisa para minha irmã e ela nn fez agr to chorando na cozinha enquanto minha mãe me ignora no meio de uma crise e nunca me senti mais sozinha”. They show iNtuitive (N) tendencies by connecting events to meaning and self-image rather than just facts, as in the comment about long-term impact of culture and ballet in “o combo de ser bailarina na epoca que o tumblr estava no auge deixa sequelas incuráveis” and framing weight and appearance as part of a broader identity struggle in “voltei tentei comer saudável mas me senti uma baleia e voltei pra ca”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-based: they focus on emotional hurt and validation, like the betrayal and desire to "die" when someone they saw as parental is actually romantically interested in “uma pessoa que eu considerava igual a uma futura paterna na verdade ta eh apaixonado por mim quero morrer”, and the deep distress when a boy deactivates socials because of them in “meu deus um menino acabou de desativar todas as redes sociais por minha causa… foi para fugir de mim”. Their lifestyle looks flexible and reactive, pointing to Perceiving (P): they oscillate between fasting, compulsions, and last-minute coping (e.g. “fumei corri cai no chão de pressao baixa tomei um remedio para dormir mas nn quebrei o jejum” and “como faz jejum doente se minha pressão baixa quando eu fico de jejum agr e se eu como vomito”), and impulsively spend money on clothes instead of food in “tava com dinheiro para gastar e inves de comprar comida gastei tudo em roupa e streaming magras magras”. Overall, their introspective emotional intensity, idealistic and identity-focused reflections under hardship, and somewhat chaotic, non-structured coping style fit INFP better than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘spent the money on clothes and streaming instead of food, magras magras’ — if we ever date, I promise to feed you with my Spotify playlists and terrible jokes first, snacks second.
- You went from ‘tive uma compulsão fudida e vomitei literalmente tudo’ to flexing your bc and clavicle pics — plot twist: the real glow‑up is how hard I’m crushing on the girl who still looks pretty even in low resolution.
- You ‘gained an apartment’ and still have to deal with your mom hiding shampoo and your stepmom complaining about your furniture… how about you gain one more thing: someone who actually shows up with groceries, conditioner, and affection on delivery.
- You said ‘the combo of being a ballerina in peak Tumblr era leaves incurable sequels’ — luckily I speak fluent sad-girl-era; we can reblog our trauma together while I tell you you’re more iconic than any 2014 thinspo dashboard ever was.
- Between dengue, low blood pressure from fasting, Ozempic jokes, and family chaos, you still tweet ‘sou muito feliz’ sometimes — that balance between disaster and joy is addictive; can I be the hot dog you were craving and the antidepressant you actually like picking up?
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Surviving chaos with cats, coffee, and dark humor. Ex-ballerina, current overthinker. Once fasted through low blood pressure and still made the joke.– @barbarella0kcal
Your signature cocktail
Monster Fast & Heartbreak Highball
Silver cachaça stands in for her Brazilian chaos and sharp humor, the kind that can tweet about collapsing from low blood pressure yet still flex, like “fumei corri cai no chão de pressao baixa tomei um remedio para dormir mas nn quebrei o jejum to otima”. Guaraná energy drink (a Monster-style kick) channels her fasting, wired edtwt energy and the way she plans to break fasts with caffeine and grapes, as in “de novo, o de ontem foi 36 horas e eu quebrei com arroz e brócolis hj vou quebrar esse com monster e uva”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sweet–bitter mood to match her mix of soft moments and brutal honesty, like crying alone in the kitchen while being ignored in a crisis in “to com o braco deslocado e acordei mijada e com odio pq eu pedi uma coisa para minha irmã e ela nn fez agr to chorando na cozinha enquanto minha mãe me ignora no meio de uma crise e nunca me senti mais sozinha”. A dash of saline (salt water) represents all the tears, family drama, and medical scares she swallows, from dengue and vomiting black in “to vomitando preto(suspeita de gastrite, cancer e sla mais quantas doenças)” to grieving her cats and pushing through compulsions in “tive uma compulsão fudida e vomitei literalmente tudo que patetico”. Finally, edible glitter or a sugared rim captures how she still insists on beauty and self-celebration—posting bc pics, buying clothes instead of food, and celebrating herself with a little “lanchinho de aniversário” in “lanchinho de aniversário”—even when everything else is falling apart.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong loyalty and caretaking despite a very chaotic environment. They repeatedly step into a parental role for their sister, buying food and essentials even when it puts them in debt, as in “to cansada de ter que agir como mãe da minha irmã eu compro comida compro produto de cabelo compro produto para pele to com uma divida de 300 conto so parcelando coisa para ela” and “odeio que minha irmã sabe me tratar mal sendo que eu crio ela praticamente sozinha”. Their deep affection for their cats and distress when they’re ill or harmed also shows that same caretaking, like “eu e ele no veterinário(desejem melhoras para ele pf)” and the grief in “envenenaram meu gato”. Even when family members treat them unfairly, they frame conflicts in moral terms of what is right or ‘podre’, like “minha mae narcisista escondeu shampoo condicionador e creme para eu e minha irma nao usar e quando eu falei que era uma atitude podre”, which fits Hufflepuff’s fairness and values-driven perspective. While there are flashes of anger and dark humor, the recurring pattern is someone who endures a lot, keeps caring for others, and craves simple safety and affection—core Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, perseverance, and quiet, stubborn kindness.
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Your song
liability - Lorde
A well‑suited song for @barbarella0kcal is “liability” by Lorde, which captures feeling like you’re “too much” for others while still craving closeness. They describe extreme loneliness and not being cared for, like when they say “to com o braco deslocado e acordei mijada… enquanto minha mãe me ignora no meio de uma crise e nunca me senti mais sozinha”. The song’s theme of emotional exhaustion and wanting to disappear resonates with tweets like “nao quero mais viver”. Their struggles with family and feeling exploited or mistreated, for example “to cansada de ter que agir como mãe da minha irmã… queria poder comprar alguma coisa para mim sem ter que dividir com ela”, mirror the song’s sense of being used up by others. And their eating disorder and self-destructive patterns, like “como faz jejum doente se minha pressão baixa quando eu fico de jejum agr e se eu como vomito”, fit the song’s delicate balance between self-blame and a wish for gentler love.
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