Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Persistence: Keeps applying to jobs, updating CV, and seeking opportunities despite repeated rejections (e.g., tweets about 35 scholarships and constant job search).
- Curiosity: Asks diverse questions about coffee cultivation, language learning speedrun, and physics research (e.g., coffee planting in Galicia, B2 language speedrun).
- Creativity: Creates Warhammer models, plans Cthulhu campaigns, and designs personal projects (e.g., painting Necrons for sale, detective story ideas).
- Self-awareness: Recognizes personal challenges like migraines, mental fatigue, and need to improve CV (e.g., tweets about migraines and modifying résumé).
- Humor: Uses jokes and self‑deprecating memes in tweets (e.g., “Como cojones se mejora corriendo en resistencia”).
Weaknesses:
- Indecision: Oscillates between many career paths and studies (e.g., second master, second career, detective, private investigator).
- Overcommitment: Juggles many activities—exercise, language, Warhammer, job search—leading to burnout (e.g., multiple new hobbies in quick succession).
- Negativity: Frequent complaints about unemployment and frustration (e.g., “Otro día desempleado y otro día con migraña”).
- Impulsivity: Makes sudden purchases or decisions like buying Warhammer on a whim, cutting hair the next day (e.g., “me he comprado unos Warhammer”).
- Lack of focus: Scattered interests prevent deep progress on any single goal (e.g., switching from physics research to detective stories to coffee farming).
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson is a constant job‑seeker who bounces between random hobbies and half‑hearted projects, just like BardGravity. The user laments the job market ("Porque en Alemania hay tantas ofertas de trabajo para físicos…") and jokes about wildly different futures ("A este paso el plan de montar una granja de yaks y una churrería móvil en las estepas mongolas…"). They also launch spontaneous side projects ("Y si ya que no estoy investigando… hago algún proyectito propio random?") and experiment with new activities such as running, boxing and swimming, echoing Homer's many short‑lived pursuits. Their self‑deprecating humor ("Otro día desempleado y otro día con migraña") mirrors Homer's classic "D'oh!" moments. Overall the combination of frustration, indecision, and a tendency to try everything at once fits Homer best.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Gravity's tweets are mostly self‑directed and reflective, such as 'Otro día desempleado y otro día con migraña' and 'Que cojones hago en Madrid', indicating an introverted focus on internal experience. He frequently speculates about future possibilities and abstract ideas, e.g., 'Como de viable es un speedrun de algún idioma de casi 0 a B2 en 6/9 meses?' and 'Posible leak de nuevo libro de la legión Alpha?', which points to an intuitive (N) style. His decision‑making leans toward logical analysis, shown by questions like 'Cuales son las mejores opciones de oposiciones siendo físico' and 'Que opináis de los másteres propios de las universidades?'. He also demonstrates a strong preference for planning and structure, as in 'Modificando el currículum para ponerlo más bonito y que alguien lo lea y me contrate' and 'Estoy probando Obsidian para organizarme'. Taken together, these traits align best with the INTJ personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a gravitational wave? Because every time you tweet about physics, my heart feels a ripple you can't explain with equations.
- I may not be a Necron, but I'd gladly spend my whole Warhammer budget just to paint a masterpiece as stunning as you.
- How about we brew a strong Galician coffee together and discuss why the job market for physicists is so mysterious—while I try to keep you awake.
- You say running feels like accelerating a massive molecule—let me be the extra boost that makes you sprint straight into my arms.
- If we were characters in an Alpha Legion novel, I'd be the detective hunting the clues that lead straight to your heart.
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Physics master's student at UGR, part-time Alpharius, coffee-fueled Warhammer painter, aspiring marathoner. Chasing experiments, espresso, and the next job.– @BardGravity
Your signature cocktail
Gravity's Dark Matter Martini
Alpharius' Dark Matter Martini captures the chaotic energy of Gravity's life, mixing a shot of cold brew espresso—echoing their tweet "Cafecito desde Hoi An"—with dark rum, a nod to the Warhammer obsession expressed in "Bueno, me he dado in capricho y me he comprado unos Warhammer". A splash of smoky Scotch adds the noir detective vibe from their request for "clases particulares nivel carrera" and love of crime novels. Orange bitters bring a bitter edge that mirrors their frustration about the physics job market, as seen in "Donde está la tasa de 98% de empleo de física?". The drink is served in a test‑tube glass, reminding us of their physics background and the constant search for a new experiment.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
His constant pursuit of multiple masters, applying to 35 scholarships ('Ojalá me cojan en una de las 35 becas en las que he echado CV'), and his willingness to remodel his CV to impress employers ('Modificando el currículum para ponerlo más bonito y que alguien lo lea y me contrate') show a strong ambition and resourcefulness characteristic of Slytherin. He also dreams of unconventional ventures like a yak farm and a mobile churería ('A este paso el plan de montar una granja de yaks y una churrería móvil en las estepas mongolas no me parece mal plan'), further highlighting his desire to achieve personal goals. While he is intellectually curious, the dominant trait across his timeline is ambition and a strategic approach to his career, aligning him most closely with Slytherin.
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Under Pressure - Queen & David Bowie
The song captures the constant stress and resilience that BardGravity expresses in many of his tweets. He writes, "Otro día desempleado y otro día con migraña" showing the pressure of unemployment and health issues. He also complains, "Genial, otra discusión por estar en septiembre y aún no haber encontrado trabajo!" which highlights the ongoing job‑search pressure. His attempts to stay active, as in "Lunes empezamos de nuevo en el gym a ver qué tal", illustrate his fight against that pressure. Together these lines echo the lyrics "Pressure pushing down on me, pressing down on you" and make "Under Pressure" a fitting anthem.
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