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Homer Simpson is a constant job‑seeker who bounces between random hobbies and half‑hearted projects, just like BardGravity. The user laments the job market ("Porque en Alemania hay tantas ofertas de trabajo para físicos…") and jokes about wildly different futures ("A este paso el plan de montar una granja de yaks y una churrería móvil en las estepas mongolas…"). They also launch spontaneous side projects ("Y si ya que no estoy investigando… hago algún proyectito propio random?") and experiment with new activities such as running, boxing and swimming, echoing Homer's many short‑lived pursuits. Their self‑deprecating humor ("Otro día desempleado y otro día con migraña") mirrors Homer's classic "D'oh!" moments. Overall the combination of frustration, indecision, and a tendency to try everything at once fits Homer best.

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Gravity's tweets are mostly self‑directed and reflective, such as 'Otro día desempleado y otro día con migraña' and 'Que cojones hago en Madrid', indicating an introverted focus on internal experience. He frequently speculates about future possibilities and abstract ideas, e.g., 'Como de viable es un speedrun de algún idioma de casi 0 a B2 en 6/9 meses?' and 'Posible leak de nuevo libro de la legión Alpha?', which points to an intuitive (N) style. His decision‑making leans toward logical analysis, shown by questions like 'Cuales son las mejores opciones de oposiciones siendo físico' and 'Que opináis de los másteres propios de las universidades?'. He also demonstrates a strong preference for planning and structure, as in 'Modificando el currículum para ponerlo más bonito y que alguien lo lea y me contrate' and 'Estoy probando Obsidian para organizarme'. Taken together, these traits align best with the INTJ personality type.

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Physics master's student at UGR, part-time Alpharius, coffee-fueled Warhammer painter, aspiring marathoner. Chasing experiments, espresso, and the next job.– @BardGravity

Your signature cocktail
Alpharius' Dark Matter Martini captures the chaotic energy of Gravity's life, mixing a shot of cold brew espresso—echoing their tweet "Cafecito desde Hoi An"—with dark rum, a nod to the Warhammer obsession expressed in "Bueno, me he dado in capricho y me he comprado unos Warhammer". A splash of smoky Scotch adds the noir detective vibe from their request for "clases particulares nivel carrera" and love of crime novels. Orange bitters bring a bitter edge that mirrors their frustration about the physics job market, as seen in "Donde está la tasa de 98% de empleo de física?". The drink is served in a test‑tube glass, reminding us of their physics background and the constant search for a new experiment.

Your Hogwarts House
His constant pursuit of multiple masters, applying to 35 scholarships ('Ojalá me cojan en una de las 35 becas en las que he echado CV'), and his willingness to remodel his CV to impress employers ('Modificando el currículum para ponerlo más bonito y que alguien lo lea y me contrate') show a strong ambition and resourcefulness characteristic of Slytherin. He also dreams of unconventional ventures like a yak farm and a mobile churería ('A este paso el plan de montar una granja de yaks y una churrería móvil en las estepas mongolas no me parece mal plan'), further highlighting his desire to achieve personal goals. While he is intellectually curious, the dominant trait across his timeline is ambition and a strategic approach to his career, aligning him most closely with Slytherin.

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The song captures the constant stress and resilience that BardGravity expresses in many of his tweets. He writes, "Otro día desempleado y otro día con migraña" showing the pressure of unemployment and health issues. He also complains, "Genial, otra discusión por estar en septiembre y aún no haber encontrado trabajo!" which highlights the ongoing job‑search pressure. His attempts to stay active, as in "Lunes empezamos de nuevo en el gym a ver qué tal", illustrate his fight against that pressure. Together these lines echo the lyrics "Pressure pushing down on me, pressing down on you" and make "Under Pressure" a fitting anthem.

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