Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Jokes about mental health and habits while recognizing patterns, like reflecting on feeling bad when things are going well in “does anyone else feel bad when they feel good...”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares excitement, fear, and frustration, from birthday hype in “MY BIRTHDAY IS IN LESS THAN A WEEK!” to food fear in “im still scared of tooth i got in my burrito.”.
- Creative: Talks about writing, art, and niche fandoms, like struggling to fit ideas into stories in “sometimes i struggle with writing because i get too many ideas” and posting art frustrations in “i get so angry whenever i post my art online”.
- Reflective: Thinks critically about media and politics, such as discussing punk’s history in “punk does have a horrible and disgusting history...” and representation of trans men in “ive always felt really weird about how trans men are portrayed in fandom spaces”.
- Resilient: Keeps moving despite stressors like rejection and illness in “my laptop broke... 5 job applications rejected... It might be over for me you guys.” and celebrates progress like “i havent smoked a single cigarette in 3 months hashtag awesomesauce”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Describes themselves harshly, from bio “the worst at what I do” to “i need to stop being me forever”, and feeling their work is never good enough in “i get so angry whenever i post my art online...”.
- Emotional-overload: Experiences intense reactions, like panic at loud noises in “dont slam a door around me or i will have a panic attack and throw up” and spiraling over life stress in “it might be over for me you guys. Pray for me”.
- Low-self-esteem: Regularly expresses feeling unworthy or unliked, such as “what if everyone was nice to me 💭” and “I need more friends”, plus fears about coming out in “how do i come out as a trans man without suffering...”.
- Inconsistent-self-care: Mentions migraines, poor eating, and guilt around food, like “now that the mega cake i bought is gone i almost didnt eat anything yesterday” and shame about fast food in “i had 2 fast food meals today IM SO ASHAMED”.
- Conflict-stressed: Family tension and lack of comfort weigh heavily, as seen in “my mom said she gave up on me. i don't know what to do.” and reflecting on “i dont think i was ever comforted as a child”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read a lot and think deeply, like Lisa obsessing over books and media analysis, shown by posts such as finishing Ajin and critiquing it in “I finished reading Ajin for real this time, I thought it was really good... the characters were compelling and Sato was a really good villain. I didn't like how over explained some bits were, but overall I liked it.” and joking about a niche House of Leaves fanfic server in “this will change the game for my secret house of leaves fan fiction server where i am the only member”. They show political and social awareness, similar to Lisa’s activism, in posts like “punk does have a horrible and disgusting history of being associated with white supremacy and bigotry…” and “A lot of people, I feel, are afraid of including those with intellectual disabilities in their conversations about disabled adults…”. There’s also a sensitive, self-critical side—echoing Lisa’s insecurity—in tweets such as “a few weeks ago i decided not to be mentally ill anymore and for some reason it didnt work???” and “sometimes i struggle with writing because i get too many ideas and i try to cram them all in my story”. They show earnest attempts at self-improvement, like not smoking and wanting to eat healthier in “i havent smoked a single cigarette in 3 months hashtag awesomesauce” and “i had 2 fast food meals today IM SO ASHAMED im going to have something healthy and exercise a lot tomorrow”, which fits Lisa’s striving, idealistic nature. Finally, their mix of niche interests (visual novels, comics, Zizek, bass guitar) and feeling out of step with peers, like in “uuughhh i'm so bored i only text like 3 people regularly I NEED MORE FRIENDS”, strongly parallels Lisa’s gifted-but-lonely vibe.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often talk about feeling lonely or struggling socially, like “uuughhh i'm so bored i only text like 3 people regularly I NEED MORE FRIENDS” and “I LOVE LIKING TWEETS I LOVE REPOSTING I LOVE FOLLOWING PEOPLE BUT I WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER REPLY OR DM SOMEONE”, which points to enjoying online presence but avoiding direct interaction. Their interests and style are strongly intuitive (N): they’re into House of Leaves, Southern Reach, Zizek, and conceptual jokes like “house of leaves is about houses. Btw.” and they reflect on patterns in fandom, gender, and disability, e.g. “A lot of people, I feel, are afraid of including those with intellectual disabilities in their conversations about disabled adults…”. They lean feeling (F) over thinking: their posts are saturated with emotional language and values (self-worth, being understood, trans men in fandom), such as “i need to get better at doing what I want to do and not what other people think i should do…” and “does anyone else feel bad when they feel good... whenever i'm well rested, well fed, and doing fine i feel uncomfortable....”. Finally, they fit perceiving (P) more than judging: they show procrastination/impulse and low structure (fast food then promising to fix it tomorrow, “i had 2 fast food meals today IM SO ASHAMED im going to have something healthy and exercise a lot tomorrow”), changing interests, and a tendency to overthink rather than decisively execute, like “sometimes i struggle with writing because i get too many ideas and i try to cram them all in my story”. Put together—introspective, values-driven, imaginative, somewhat disorganized and self-critical—they best match INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re the “worst at what you do,” how come you managed three months no cigarettes, good books, freaky VNs, AND great food takes? I’m starting to think your only real skill issue is that you haven’t started flirting with me yet.
- You said winter is for yaoi and summer is for yuri, but I’m thinking we skip genres and go straight to a slow-burn romance where we read Southern Reach, House of Leaves, and Ajin together and you pause every few chapters to rant to me about Sato.
- You’re over here going “I decided not to be mentally ill anymore and it didn’t work” while I’m just trying to decide not to fall for the trans guy who loves trains, Tetris, and freaky visual novels—and that’s not working either.
- You keep worrying about eating fast food twice in a day, but honestly? Between your food-blog-level burger descriptions, custard obsession, and seafood screaming, I’m just trying to be the next thing you passionately devour.
- You said your dogs are coworkers instead of siblings—so what if we become coworkers too: you handle the bass guitar and freaky art, I handle being nice to you every day like your grandpa’s Valentine’s advice, and together we bully migraines and bad anime out of your life.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 | trans man | former badminton king (retired after a tragic birdie-to-eye incident) | art, comics, horror lit & food blog dreams– @baromettz
Your signature cocktail
The Awesomesauce Badminton King
This cocktail starts with mango-infused vodka, a nod to their small morning joys like “i'm going to get a mango smoothie before i go to school today”, giving it a bright, teen-energy kick. Sea salt & lime cordial captures their loud love of food and ocean vibes from “i love seafood so much AUAUAAUAYAHAAAAAGGGGGHHH”, adding something sharp and briny. A layer of custard cream liqueur makes it sweet and comforting, just like “I looooove custard” and their soft spots under all the self-deprecation. The smoky lapsang souchong syrup represents their lingering heaviness and edge—migraines, anxiety, and feeling weird about themselves, like “i need to stop being me forever” and “a few weeks ago i decided not to be mentally ill anymore and for some reason it didnt work???”. Finally, it’s topped with sparkling water and a dash of bitter herbal tonic, a fizzy, slightly bitter clarity for their determination and growth, from “i havent smoked a single cigarette in 3 months hashtag awesomesauce” to their resolve after a rough day in “my mom said she gave up on me. i don't know what to do. i just want to go somewhere else.”. The result is strong but not overwhelming, sweet with a bitter undercurrent—experimental, a little messy, and unexpectedly hopeful, just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They come across as self-effacing, loyal, and emotionally earnest more than anything else, which fits Hufflepuff. Their jokingly harsh self-description in the bio, “the worst at what I do and what I do isn't very good either,” and posts like “a few weeks ago i decided not to be mentally ill anymore and for some reason it didnt work???” show a vulnerability and humility that isn’t driven by ambition or a need to seem superior. They clearly care about others and want connection: “uuughhh i'm so bored i only text like 3 people regularly I NEED MORE FRIENDS” and “what if everyone was nice to me 💭” point to a longing for simple kindness and mutual support, very Hufflepuff-coded values. Their affection for their dogs and family stories, like “I HAVE PROOF OF MOD PETTING MY OTHER DOG BUT I HAVE NO ONE TO SHOW IT TO.” and “my grandpa used to call valentines day 'amateurs day' because if you really loved someone you'd get them gifts and tell them you love them every day!!!”, emphasize warmth, attachment, and everyday love over grand gestures. Even in distress, such as “my mom said she gave up on me. i don't know what to do. i just want to go somewhere else.”, they are not posturing or scheming; they are simply honest about their pain and desire for a safe place. Taken together, they value comfort, consistency, and being cared for and caring for others more than glory, cleverness, or power, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order
A well-suited song for them is “Bizarre Love Triangle” because it captures that mix of self-deprecation, intensity, and sincere emotion that runs through their tweets. Their bio, “the worst at what I do and what I do isn't very good either”, and posts like “a few weeks ago i decided not to be mentally ill anymore and for some reason it didnt work??? that doesnt make sense to me” echo the song’s theme of being stuck with yourself and your feelings no matter what you decide. At the same time, they clearly care deeply about relationships and connection, seen in “me and my girlfriend have been together for almost a year now.... time sure flies...” and “what if everyone was nice to me 💭”, matching the song’s yearning, vulnerable core. Their dramatic, slightly chaotic humor in tweets like “1 meal away from looking like i give the best hugs..... ough i gotta lock in!!! i gotta lock in!!!!!!” and “i need to stop being me forever” fits the track’s bittersweet, upbeat-but-sad tone. Overall, it’s a song about feeling too much, overthinking everything, and still trying to move forward—very in line with their mix of earnestness, angst, and wry humor.
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