Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive humor: Uses vivid, funny exaggeration like “I’ve ascended to a level of horny that you people have never even HEARD of” and “call me Kate the way this Bush has him (Cloud)busting” to entertain mutuals.
- Loyal fandom: Shows deep, consistent passion for Oasis and other media, e.g. buying Noel Adidas shoes after losing the draw in “I ordered a pair on eBay from Australia” and repeatedly posting about Live 25 Chicago.
- Self-aware introspection: Reflects thoughtfully on beauty standards in “people don’t care if you’re smart or put together if they don’t find you attractive” and connects it to their own experiences with body image.
- Community-oriented: Frequently references and interacts with friends/moots like @_SarahHorwath and @rockin_robinx in posts such as “this was quite literally me and @rockin_robinx” and plugs a private account just for moots.
- Queer pride: Openly affirms identity in bio (“I’m the big gay | they/them”) and jokes about queer readings of media, like defending McLennon in “Apparently I made this image four years ago and it’s still relevant”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-image: Speaks very negatively about their appearance in posts like “I look like a disgusting beast that was let out of its alcove” and fearing ridicule for wearing low-rise pants in “I’m visibly very fat and super gross looking”.
- Intense horniness: Sexual thirst posts are frequent and extreme, e.g. “Need him bad doesn’t even cut it anymore”, “going to start chewing on furniture”, which can overshadow other aspects of their personality.
- Aggressive joking: Uses hostile or violent humor like “we were going to b*mb him”, which could be misread or upsetting outside their close circle.
- Health overwhelm: Mentions frequent medical issues (POTS flare, pneumonia, ER trip, hypermobile EDS testing) in tweets like “I’m in the ER again”, suggesting chronic stress that may affect stability and mood.
- Parasocial fixation: Shows very intense emotional investment in celebrities and ships, e.g. screaming over Noel’s stomach in “I literally screamed like this” and obsessing over McLennon/Oasis drama, which might crowd out personal focus.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, politically and socially tuned-in, and extremely online about their special interests. Like Lisa’s obsessive phases (e.g., ponies, jazz, causes), this user has deep-focus fixations on Oasis and niche media, as seen in posts like “You think YOU have autism, I crashed out so hard at losing the Noel Gallagher Adidas shoes draw that I ordered a pair on eBay from Australia, I’m operating on levels you people have never even HEARD of” and “More Oasis vibes in the area (aka the Live 25 Chicago shirt I got)!!!!”. Their frankness about disability and health issues (POTS, hypermobile EDS, ER visits) and how the world treats attractiveness, like “We live in a world that places value on you based on your looks, so obviously that’s what people are going to default to focusing on”, echoes Lisa’s critical, justice-oriented worldview. At the same time, they’re horny, dramatic, and extremely online-fandom-coded, which fits grown-up Lisa fanon more than anyone else in the family, especially in tweets like “Need him bad doesn’t even cut it anymore” and “I’ve ascended to a level of horny that you people have never even HEARD of”. Their mix of earnest critique and shitposty chaos, exemplified by “I showed pictures of these cursed puppets to my students and we all sent a voice message to my British friend telling him we were going to b*mb him”, feels very much like Lisa if she grew up immersed in queer Twitter fandom culture.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert: they constantly reference group dynamics, friends, and shared fandom spaces, like joking about a groupchat in “Average day in the McLennon Truthers Anonymous groupchat” and treating Twitter as a very social arena in posts like “So this was in fact me and @_SarahHorwath the other day in the groupchat with @rockin_robinx”. Their humor and interests are highly Intuitive, leaning into patterns, hypotheticals, and shipping/meta rather than concrete details, e.g. theorizing about celebrity/fandom relationships in “Obviously McLennon but listen to me, Damon Albarn and Graham Coxon did it at some point… He Is A Liar I KNOW they did something” and spinning scenarios like the fake Oasis/Rudebox concert in “I go to the Oasis concert and the entire crowd starts chanting ‘Rudebox!’…”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented: they center emotional experience, attraction, and values (fatphobia, parasociality, etc.), as in “Not to be that friend that’s too woke but people don’t care if you’re smart or put together if they don’t find you attractive…” and their self-disclosure about body image in “Would love to wear low rise pants… but I’m terrified that people will point and laugh at me because I’m visibly very fat…”. Their lifestyle comes off as flexible and spontaneous, characteristic of Perceiving: they embrace chaos and bodily/health unpredictability, joking about POTS and ER visits in “You guys CANNOT keep making these posts while I’m having a POTS flare up I thought I was having a stroke” and “Everybody else is getting Liam Gallagher replies, meanwhile I’m in the ER again”, while frequently reacting in-the-moment to media rather than discussing structured plans. Overall, the combination of outward energy, fandom-centric socializing, imaginative what-if scenarios, emotional candor, and go-with-the-flow chaos aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting about needing a beautiful brunette man, but have you considered diversifying your portfolio with one weird quirked‑up autistic nonbinary baddie who will scream over Noel Gallagher’s stomach with you at Live 25 Chicago 2: Electric Boogaloo?
- If we were in a McLennon Truthers Anonymous groupchat, I’d be the one posting deranged PowerPoints about how our enemies‑to‑lovers arc starts when you beat my ass and then top me in row 4 of that cursed plane.
- I saw you say burying your face in his tits would heal you, and as a devoted Jack and Jill (2011) / Bio-Dome apologist, I feel obligated to offer a clinical trial in which ‘his tits’ are replaced with ‘my chest’ and the primary outcome is ‘you feeling a little less like a disgusting beast.’
- You, a Noel Gallagher Adidas shoe truther with a Wonderwall shirt crisis, me, someone who will stand in synagogue with you on Yom Kippur stressing about Oasis announcements—we’re basically already fan-canon, they’re just waiting for the will-they-won’t-they arc to wrap before we go ship‑of‑Theseus official.
- You said Jacob Elordi should hit you up if he likes weird messy autistic nonbinary baddies with huge tits and big stomachs—what if I’m not Jacob Elordi, but I *am* extremely prepared to be your hot older Jewish doctor who finally gives you a diagnosis of ‘insanely attractive and also we’re going on a date’?
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Your new Twitter bio
Omaha-based teacher, film & Britpop obsessive. Once bought Noel Gallagher Adidas from Australia out of spite. Autistic, nonbinary, mostly yelling about guys.– @BarryBlujeans
Your signature cocktail
The Big Gay Re-Animator
A glowing green base of Midori mirrors their chaotic, hyper-fixated stan energy and movie taste, from being a self-proclaimed “Jack and Jill (2011) Enthusiast” to declaring they’re in their “Re Animator (1985) Era”. An espresso shot represents the unhinged horny brainrot that leads to lines like “I’ve ascended to a level of horny that you people have never even HEARD of” and “looking at him is making me go crazy I’m going to start chewing on furniture” (https://x.com/BarryBlujeans/status/2020000943232921654). Cherry cola adds sweetness and camp, reflecting their loud, affectionate queer humor as “the big gay” and tweets like “Jacob Elordi if you like weird quirked up messy autistic nonbinary baddies… please hit me up” (https://x.com/BarryBlujeans/status/1992343297348825513). Whipped cream softens the chaos with warmth and vulnerability, nodding to body-image honesty such as “Would love to wear low rise pants… but I’m terrified that people will point and laugh at me”. Finally, edible glitter on top captures their maximalist, fandom-saturated timeline, from screaming about Oasis (https://x.com/BarryBlujeans/status/1961510734040633695) to going feral over McLennon (https://x.com/BarryBlujeans/status/1974113392555368531), making this drink bright, extra, and impossible to ignore.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is dominated by niche media analysis and hyper-specific references, which fits Ravenclaw’s curiosity and love of learning. They show deep, almost scholarly engagement with films and TV, such as the thoughtful take in “Not to be that friend that’s too woke but people don’t care if you’re smart or put together if they don’t find you attractive. We live in a world that places value on you based on your looks, so obviously that’s what people are going to default to focusing on” and the cinephile flex in “Some Letterboxd faves with less than 20k logs (film titles are in the alt text!!)”. Their humor is extremely referential and clever, like the layered music jokes in “Call me Kate the way this Bush has him (Cloud)busting” and the meta-fandom bit in “Guy who’s listened to 10 Oasis songs… Guy who’s listened to 100 Oasis songs… Guy who’s listened to 1000 Oasis songs”, which suggests quick wit and pattern recognition. They also self-analyze and contextualize their own behavior (autism, health issues, body image) in a reflective, almost essayistic way, as seen in “You think YOU have autism, I crashed out so hard at losing the Noel Gallagher Adidas shoes draw that I ordered a pair on eBay from Australia, I’m operating on levels you people have never even HEARD of” and “I’d be kinder to busses if they had better schedules, actually riding the bus is fine it’s the inconsistencies that are irritating (I’m not middle class by any means so maybe my opinion is different)”. While they clearly have Hufflepuff-ish loyalty to friends and fandoms, the defining throughline is a brainy, hyper-specific, media-literate humor and introspection that is quintessentially Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Live Forever - Oasis
The best fit is “Live Forever” because their entire online persona is steeped in Oasis obsession and chaotic, defiant sincerity. They joke about over-the-top fandom, like screaming when Noel’s shirt rides up in “Last night at the Oasis show Noel put his arms up in the air and his entire stomach was showing and I literally screamed like this” and turning their wardrobe into merch in “Some of my newly acquired Oasis shirts!!!!!!!!!” and “Dressed in uniform for Live 25 Chicago ✌️❤️”. The song’s lyrics about wanting to live fast and loudly despite pain mirror how they talk about disability and chronic illness with humor and stubbornness, like “You guys CANNOT keep making these posts while I’m having a POTS flare up I thought I was having a stroke” and “Me being tested for hypermobile Ehlers Danlos”. Their outspoken, horny, hyperfixated posts—such as “I’ve ascended to a level of horny that you people have never even HEARD of” and “Need him bad doesn’t even cut it anymore”—match the song’s big, earnest, almost melodramatic emotional scale. And despite self-deprecating jokes about their looks in “So true and now I look like a disgusting beast that was let out of its alcove to terrify the townsfolk”, they keep showing up loudly and lovingly for their interests and friends, which is exactly the kind of stubborn hopefulness Live Forever embodies.
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