Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-engaged: Frequently comments on global politics and conflicts, e.g. Pakistan, India, Palestine, Sudan, Iran, and Europe in threads like “In my opinion, Europe is a declining power.” and “Boomers on Facebook? Maybe. Young people? Hamas is on top.”.
- Ideologically-consistent: Clearly articulates his worldview and sticks to it, e.g. describing his political ideology and preferred leaders in “My religion: Islam My ideology: Paternalistic pragmatist welfare statist authoritarian democracy…” and supporting Islamic political projects in “Islam does not intend to confine his rule to a single state…”.
- Self-reflective: Shows capacity to reconsider positions, e.g. apologising to Iranians and revising his view of the Iranian government in “Looking back, I owe Iranians an apology… It was wrong to shoot thousands of it’s own people.”.
- Analytical: Attempts structured argument and numerical reasoning, e.g. using a marble analogy to explain demographic change in “Let’s visualise this for you. Imagine Indian state with 70% H and 30% M…” and critiquing view counts in “This indicates (quite irrationally) that between 27 and 83 million Iranians watch this guy consistently.”.
- Culturally-aware: Engages with diverse cultures and histories, e.g. discussing Aghlabids in Sicily in “This is what the Aghlabids saw when they invaded Sicily…”, Imam Shafi‘i’s birthplace in “Imam Shafii was born in Gaza?”, and sharing travel/Umrah experiences in “I went with a Bruneian group with my family… made friends with a Turkish old man…”.
Weaknesses:
- Dehumanizing-language: Uses slurs and demeaning labels for groups (e.g. Indians, Hindus), such as “India delenda est.”, “It‘s beautiful because there are no Indians in sight”, and “Islam ruled your pathetic country… the untermensch pajit.”.
- Hostile-rhetoric: Expresses aggressive, conflict-escalating sentiments, e.g. “And we’ll keep on doing it. Ghazwa e Hind is closer than it appears ❤️”, “Banu Qurayza said similar things, and you in turn will meet a similar fate.”, and mocking opponents’ suffering in “Fuck Around Find Out”.
- Religious-intolerance: Displays antagonism toward other religious communities, especially Hindus and Zionist Jews, e.g. “things which never happened: ‘hindu genocide’”, “India is a country with serious problems. Never let Indians into your country!”, and framing opponents in absolute religious terms in “Why doesn’t Drew like Hamas? Because he’s an Islamophobe, obviously! /s”.
- Insult-driven-debate: Frequently substitutes insults for substantive engagement, e.g. “no one fears you retards”, “despicable panjeets man, be lying about everything”, and mocking opponents as “poocels” in “These poocels so incompetent they can't deal with elephants…”.
- Group-generalization: Makes sweeping negative claims about entire populations, e.g. “Consequences of bimaru dehatis having 12 children while Dravidians have 1 means that the Indian IQ will continue to fall very fast.”, “India is a country with serious problems. Never let Indians into your country!”, and “Big brain Indians will destroy their second biggest tourist destination…”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The best match is Bart Simpson, because this user is rebellious, provocative, and constantly trolling perceived enemies, especially Indians and Zionists, much like Bart constantly needling authority figures. They show a mischievous joy in taunting opponents, e.g. calling India a "pathetic country" and saying “we ruled over you for 1000 years you can’t do shit”, which mirrors Bart’s gleeful mockery of anyone who takes themselves too seriously. Their humor is edgy and often darkly sarcastic, as in “I did it. Come get me.” and “the ones who built the trains:”, echoing Bart’s prankster energy and willingness to cross lines for a joke. At the same time, like Bart’s sporadic but real moral core, this user shows strong loyalty and emotional intensity for their in‑group, for example in pro‑Palestine posts such as “Israel bombs kids this age in Gaza.” and the pan‑Muslim unity tweet “United we Stand, Divided we Fall. ☪️”. The mix of adolescent bravado, trolling, and flashes of serious conviction aligns far more with Bart than with more earnest or straight‑laced characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: almost all content is political/ideological rather than about hanging out with friends or constant socializing, and even when they mention people, it’s in reflective or observational ways, like describing Hajj travel details and a small interaction with a Turkish man in “I went with a Bruneian group with my family… 'kaç yaşındasın?'… I did 10 with my hands” rather than broadcasting a busy social life. Their worldview is clearly Intuitive (N): they frequently discuss large-scale historical and geopolitical patterns, such as the decline of European power in “In my opinion, Europe is a declining power… At that point, Europeans owned 80% of the world…” and demographic/ideological futures like “Consequences of bimaru dehatis having 12 children while Dravidians have 1 means that the Indian IQ will continue to fall very fast.”. They show strong Thinking (T) preferences: arguments are framed in terms of logic, evidence, and intellectual consistency even when they’re emotional or harsh, such as when they dismantle a statistic in “This indicates (quite irrationally) that between 27 and 83 million Iranians watch this guy consistently… Is it reasonable to say 90% of Iranians aren’t watching every video? It’s merely some videos did well, others not.” or correct a false claim in “Fact Check: False… Your claim is a lie, point blank.”. Their style is blunt and confrontational rather than tactful, e.g. “I’m sorry, but no one fears India… We may have many enemies, but we definitely don’t fear you, the untermensch pajit.” and “India delenda est.”, which aligns with a T-type’s prioritization of argument over harmony. They appear Judging (J) rather than Perceiving: they have a clear, structured ideological framework and long-term vision—explicitly outlining a detailed political-ideological self-definition in “My religion: Islam My ideology: Paternalistic pragmatist welfare statist authoritarian democracy with Islamic and semi globalist characteristics…” and even constructing an ideal-country checklist in “My ideal country: Education:🇵🇰 Economy:🇧🇳 Security:🇰🇵… What’s yours?”. Altogether, the focus on big-picture geopolitics and ideology (N), analytical and often ruthless argumentation (T), structured, long-horizon political preferences (J), and relatively low emphasis on personal social life (I) most closely fits INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your ideal country’s security is 🇰🇵 and people are 🇵🇰🇧🇳 — any chance we add ‘romantic policy: strictly Alamgir-only’ to that constitution, or is that too much paternalistic pragmatism even for you?
- You ranked Arabic and Urdu as the most beautiful languages — I only speak English, but if I say ‘ya habibi, tum bohot interesting ho’ in one sentence, do I at least qualify for a student visa to the Flood of the Furthest Mosque?
- You dreamt you were an Israeli from Ashkelon trying to escape Hamas with three lives; I only need one life, as long as it’s the timeline where I’m sitting next to you arguing about Maududi and welfare-statist authoritarian democracy on a bus to Madinah.
- You said ‘Islam ruled your pathetic country for 1000 years uninterrupted’ — statistically speaking, that’s enough time for at least one more conquest: my heart. Don’t worry, I’ll sign the treaty: terms include free healthcare, public transport dates, and mandatory halal cuddles.
- You posted ‘United we stand, divided we fall’ with a wall of flags and a ☪️ — if you ever need one more ally in that ummah of yours, I promise I’ll support Gaza, roast pajits, fact-check bad statistics, and still make it home in time to tell your Ammi’s friend I’m the good Muslim they warned her about.
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Alamgir | Pakistani Muslim, policy nerd & map enjoyer. Once answered “kaç yaşındasın?” in Turkey by holding up 10 fingers. Opinions, stats & spice.– @bas3dp4ki
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong ideological ambition and a clear us‑vs‑them frame that aligns with Slytherin. They openly endorse expansive, revolutionary political Islam, quoting Maududi that “Islam does not intend to confine his rule to a single state or a handful of countries. The aim of Islam is to bring about a universal revolution.” and describing their own ideology as a “paternalistic pragmatist welfare statist authoritarian democracy with Islamic and semi globalist characteristics” with favorite strongman leaders like Zia, Mahathir, and Lee Kuan Yew here. They relish power dynamics and historical dominance, telling Indian Hindus that “we ruled over you for 1000 years you can’t do shit” here and proclaiming “India delenda est” here, which is classic Slytherin triumphalism. Their resourcefulness and strategic mindset also appear when they mock opponents’ incompetence, e.g. ridiculing “poocels” who “can’t deal with elephants after using them as a weapon of war since Alexander the Great” here and dissecting misleading stats about Sudan’s death toll as “a lie, point blank” here. While they display some Gryffindor-style boldness in defending Gaza and criticizing Iran’s repression—see their forthright apology to Iranians here—the dominant traits are ambition, ideological zeal, and comfort with hard power, all of which are quintessentially Slytherin.
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Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
Aalamgir’s timeline is heavily political, angry, and openly confrontational toward power structures, which fits the militant, anti-establishment energy of Killing in the Name. He repeatedly frames conflicts in absolutist, us-vs-them terms and celebrates resistance, for example calling for unity across the Muslim world in “United we Stand, Divided we Fall. ☪️” and quoting Maududi on universal Islamic revolution in “Islam does not intend to confine his rule to a single state or a handful of countries.”. His hostility toward India and Zionism has the same incendiary tone as the song’s rejection of oppressive authority, seen in posts like “India delenda est.” and “You can burn the Quran. You can’t burn the Israeli flag. Remind me who are you not allowed to criticize?”. He also idealises hardline power and disciplined authoritarianism, citing figures like Zia-ul-Haq and Lee Kuan Yew in “My ideology: Paternalistic pragmatist welfare statist authoritarian democracy with Islamic and semi globalist characteristics”, which aligns with the song’s aggressive, uncompromising stance rather than anything reflective or mellow. Overall, the track’s mix of rage, ideological certainty, and refusal to compromise mirrors both his tone and his politics across these tweets.
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