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Your Simpsons character
The mix of irreverent humour, mild edginess, and love of chaos lines up most closely with Bart Simpson. Like Bart, this user leans into mischief and trolling, calling out politics and geopolitics with a jokey, detached vibe, for example treating a bombing scene as hype content in “I was rewatching game of thrones and I don’t remember the scene where a B2 bomber goes ham on Iran but it goes hard af”. The bio, “Imperialism is back on the menu, boys”, and hype for US power in “so it turns out you can just do things” and “NATO becomes far more formidable and effective with Greenland in the hands of the USA. Anything less than that is unacceptable” show a tongue‑in‑cheek, button‑pushing attitude that matches Bart’s love of provocation. The account also leans into online antics and clout-chasing, such as “just kindly got added to these 4 lists, means a lot for me to feel included 🥹” and “okay but she didn’t deny I looked hot before blocking me 🫠”, which feels very Bart seeking attention and laughs. Overall, the playful disrespect for authority, memey posting style, and performative bravado are much more Bart than the more earnest or responsible energy of characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): lots of socially performative, meme-y posts and direct engagement with others, e.g. asking for validation and interaction in “do we prefer:”, bragging about being added to lists in “means a lot for me to feel included 🥹”, and shouting out others in “follow @verybasedgeorge btw”. They are clearly Intuitive (N), focusing on geopolitical hypotheticals, satire, and big-picture takes rather than concrete daily details, as in the tongue‑in‑cheek imperialist/geopolitics commentary “so let me get this right, German soldiers arrived in Greenland...” and “NATO becomes far more formidable and effective with Greenland in the hands of the USA”. Their tone is heavily Thinking (T): blunt, irreverent, often mocking, prioritizing commentary over harmony, and criticizing politics and media in “The Government has formally approved to give intelligence to China for free fixed it for you” and “why would he remove comments? 🤔”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): impulsive, spontaneous, and playful rather than orderly or planned, shown by off‑the‑cuff posts like “so it turns out you can just do things”, joking about life choices in “do I do it?”, and casually deciding to go for a driving test in “going for my driving test in minneapolis, wish me luck”. The combination of extroverted, contrarian humor; abstract political/geopolitical riffs; logic-over-feelings jabs; and flexible, unserious lifestyle choices best matches ENTP.

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Part-time geopolitics live‑texter, full‑time chaos enjoyer. Once got blocked over a curry and still checked the markets before dessert.– @BasedLewis

Your signature cocktail
The Smoky peated whisky is for the bomber-brained geopolitics and imperial posting, inspired by the Game of Thrones/Iran mashup in “I was rewatching game of thrones and I don’t remember the scene where a B2 bomber goes ham on Iran but it goes hard af” and the Greenland/NATO takes in “NATO becomes far more formidable and effective with Greenland in the hands of the USA. Anything less than that is unacceptable”. Sparkling yuzu lemonade adds a bright, energetic fizz that matches the playful chaos of “hoes be hoeing, tbh i’m getting bp’d” and the self-aware timeline curation in “I built my x timeline, brick by brick”. A dash of Campari brings bitterness for the political cynicism in “the fact i’ve had one ad about joining the army and one about joining the air force in a youtube video about new fragrances, tells me kier Starmer is a bit desperate rn” and the mockery of European power in “and i’m supposed to believe Germany and the rest of europe can stand up to the United states?”. The chili tincture is a nod to the spicy, occasionally ruthless online persona in “all the indians in the comment section 💀” and “grok is such a mad lad”. Finally, the gold flake garnish represents the stock-watching, victory-lapping side of them in “me watching Google $GOOGL overtake Apple in market cap (I have 2 shares)” and “me monitoring the situation with my 100 Palantir shares”, because every imperialist cocktail needs a little bling.

Your Hogwarts House
Lewis’s bio, “Imperialism is back on the menu, boys,” immediately signals an attraction to power, dominance, and a kind of tongue‑in‑cheek realpolitik that aligns strongly with Slytherin’s ambition and comfort with hierarchy. His enthusiasm for U.S. strategic power, like in “so let me get this right, January 16, German soldiers arrived in Greenland… and i’m supposed to believe Germany and the rest of europe can stand up to the United states?” and “NATO becomes far more formidable and effective with Greenland in the hands of the USA. Anything less than that is unacceptable”, shows a clear admiration for strength and geopolitical leverage, classic Slytherin traits. He also displays opportunistic, calculated interest in power and advantage when talking about stocks, e.g. “me watching Google $GOOGL overtake Apple in market cap (I have 2 shares)” and “me monitoring the situation with my 100 Palantir shares”, suggesting a mindset focused on positioning himself well. His tone is often sardonic and provocative, as in “all the indians in the comment section 💀” and the mockery of political/elite situations in “Davos seems fun this year. real potential for shit to go down.”, indicating comfort with stirring the pot rather than seeking harmony (less Hufflepuff). While he has moments of loyalty (e.g. promoting friends in “follow @verybasedgeorge btw” and “do it for her” posts), these are secondary to a dominant pattern of ambition, power‑orientation, and edgy, strategic humor that best fits Slytherin.

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The song POWER fits @BasedLewis because it mixes brash confidence, political edge, and a bit of chaos, much like his timeline. His bio, “Imperialism is back on the menu, boys”, and posts like “NATO becomes far more formidable and effective with Greenland in the hands of the USA. Anything less than that is unacceptable” echo the song’s themes of might, dominance, and geopolitical swagger. He frequently jokes about militarism and global politics, as in “I was rewatching game of thrones and I don’t remember the scene where a B2 bomber goes ham on Iran but it goes hard af” and his riff on recruitment ads in “tells me kier Starmer is a bit desperate rn”, which mirrors the song’s cynical view of power structures. At the same time, his cocky humor and self-awareness—like “okay but she didn’t deny I looked hot before blocking me” and “me watching Google $GOOGL overtake Apple in market cap (I have 2 shares)”—fit the larger-than-life, self-mythologizing energy of POWER. Overall, the track’s blend of bravado, dark humor, and commentary on authority lines up closely with his online persona.

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