Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows awareness of own flaws and mental health, e.g. acknowledging bipolar struggles and hangovers as consequences of choices.
- Empathetic: Expresses compassion for a local drug-addicted man beaten by neighbors, saying he needs help and calling the beating barbaric.
- Intellectually-curious: Comments thoughtfully on engineering, water treatment, and music, and mentions getting rid of adolescent books as he matures.
- Spiritually-oriented: Frequently references God and Jesus, asking for help, expressing gratitude, and framing hope and morality through faith.
- Darkly-humorous: Uses bleak humor about drinking, depression, and daily chaos (e.g. calling life a 'castle of dust') as a coping style.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Heavy drinking, nicotine use, and tweets about wanting to end everything and being trapped in a deep pit show harmful patterns.
- Volatile-mood: Openly states hating being bipolar and swings from religious hope to wishing to end his life, indicating strong emotional instability.
- Cynical-misanthropic: Regularly expresses contempt for groups (e.g. 'people infantilized', political enemies, certain nationalities) and calls society barbaric.
- Reckless-behavior: Mentions driving like a 'drunk old man', hitting a girl on the dance floor while very drunk, and punching a boxing teacher before apologizing.
- Harshly-judgmental: Mocks others’ music tastes, politics, handwriting, and lifestyles, and uses strong insults for public figures and strangers online.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
This user feels closest to Moe Szyslak: a bitter, darkly funny bartender who swings between bleak depression, rough humor, and a strange, persistent faith in something better. The self-destructive humor and alcohol use are constant, like “Deus criou a ressaca para não me deixar ser feliz todo o momento” and “Tomei meia garrafa de whiskey em um sia só 👍”, which echo Moe’s barfly existence. There’s also a strong suicidal and depressive undertone in tweets like “Sinto que podia terminar tudo aqui e agora Acabar logo com o sofrimento” and “EU ODEIO SER BIPOLAR EU ODEIO SER BIPOLAR…”, very reminiscent of Moe’s canon struggles with mental health. At the same time, he mixes cynicism with odd tenderness and spirituality, e.g. “Bom domingo Deus abençoe” and “Jesus jamais vai me deixar parar num hospício Eu sei que ele me ama”, just like Moe vacillates between nihilism and wanting connection. Finally, his abrasive, vulgar commentary on society and politics, such as “Meus antepassados que me perdoem Mas o nível de merda de país que a França é hoje em dia é absurdo”, matches Moe’s grumpy, rant-prone, yet oddly insightful personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean introvert (I): many tweets show social fatigue, isolation and dark late‑night introspection rather than seeking constant company, like feeling abandoned and trapped in a "poço fundo" and wanting only a quiet life with cats in a cabin far away, and describing talking with "meus amigos mortos" at certain hours. Their style is strongly intuitive (N): they generalize from specific events to broader ideas about society, politics, human nature and community (e.g. reflecting that the "desire to be part of a community is the biggest weakness of man" and connecting individual experiences to systemic critiques of capitalism, water treatment, or geopolitics). They are clearly thinking (T) over feeling: despite having intense emotions, they argue in a blunt, analytical, often harsh way about music tastes, political figures, neighbors beating a drug-addicted thief, and people who are happy about cheating, focusing on what is logically or morally consistent rather than on being nice or tactful. Finally, they appear perceiving (P) rather than judging: their life is messy, spontaneous, driven by mood and impulse—heavy drinking, smoking, last‑minute decisions, chaotic driving, complaining about grades and university bureaucracy, and joking that "cada coisa que acontece comigo" is unbelievable—showing low structure and weak long‑term planning. Overall, the combination of introverted brooding, abstract and philosophical commentary, detached but sharp analysis, and disorganized, improvisational lifestyle best fits INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your journey is 'paved by nicotine and disappointment' — if you ever want to add coffee, tonic water and a questionable life decision involving me, I’m available.
- You drive 'like a drunk old man about to flip the car' and still thanked God for the new ride — if you ever need a co‑pilot to pray and change the Sewerslvt playlist, I volunteer as tribute.
- As a fellow hater of people who don’t respect the turn signal, I promise I’d treat your heart better than Brazilian Uber pricing treats your wallet — always clear intentions, no hidden fees.
- You talk about bipolar swings, hangovers, and feeling like your life is a 'deep well' — yet you still post jazz, books, engineering memes, and love for your cats. That mix of chaos and tenderness is exactly the kind of person I’d risk a cheap whiskey hangover with.
- You said the desire to be part of a community is man’s biggest weakness — so how about we exploit that weakness together, form a tiny two‑person cult of grão‑de‑bico, jazz and complaining about League toxicity?
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Civil engineering student in the land of red soil. Coffee > tonic, Winston hater, jazz & LoL enjoyer. Once apologized after punching my boxing coach.– @basedluanp
Your signature cocktail
Ashborn Dustdeath Old-Fashioned
A heavy, smoky base of peated whiskey mirrors his booze-soaked nights and self-awareness, like when he says “Tomei meia garrafa de whiskey em um sia só 👍” and dreams of “Caralho agora era só um whisky e um charutinho...”. Cold brew coffee concentrate nods to his love of caffeine after declaring “Agua tônica é a melhor bebida do mundo (Depois de café)”, fueling long, depressive, and introspective nights. A tonic water reduction adds a bittersweet edge, matching his mix of cynicism and tenderness in tweets like “Um homem viciado em drogas aqui do bairro foi espancado... eu não consigo ficar feliz com uma coisa dessa”. The dash of menthol liqueur riffs on his curiosity and mockery toward vices in “Comprei um daqueles cigarros mentolados pra ver como era Gostosinho Só é fraco e gay”, giving a cool, ironic finish. Finally, the lemon peel ash rim honors his bio “ashborn dustdeath” and his flirtations with darkness and despair, like “Sinto que podia terminar tudo aqui e agora Acabar logo com o sofrimento” and the manic spiral of “EU ODEIO SER BIPOLAR EU ODEIO SER BIPOLAR...”, making this drink strong, bitter, and strangely comforting.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong sense of fairness and compassion that leans more Hufflepuff than any other house. When a local drug-addicted man is beaten by neighbors for stealing, they write that they "can't be happy with something like this" and call the beating "just barbarism," emphasizing that the man "clearly needs help" and that it's "bizarre seeing neighbors celebrating" in the group chat (“Um homem viciado em drogas aqui do bairro foi espancado...”). They also condemn people who laugh at someone being cheated on, stressing that infidelity "should be something really bad" and that mockery should at least be aimed at the person who betrayed, not the one who was betrayed (“Nunca vou entender gente que acha engraçado/fica feliz quando descobre que alguém foi traído/corno...”). Their frustration with economic injustice—criticizing how desalination is unprofitable despite being technically possible (“The amount of opinions in this post emitted by people that don't have ANY idea how water treatment works...”)—reflects a grounded, fairness-oriented worldview rather than detached intellectualism or raw ambition. Even amid personal misery and bipolar struggles, they still express longing for a simple, peaceful life with their cats in a cabin (“Deus eu só queria morar numa cabana isolada com meus gatinhos Nada mais me faria feliz”), suggesting a Hufflepuff-like desire for quiet stability and emotional safety over glory or dominance.
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Your song
Nights - Frank Ocean
Frank Ocean’s Nights fits them because it swings between manic nights of excess and crushing introspection, mirroring their oscillation between partying, alcohol, and depressive reflection. They talk about heavy drinking and chaos, like "Caralho ontem tava tão bebado que eu tava dançando na pista e simplesmente derrubei uma menina no chão e nem percebi" and "Tomei meia garrafa de whiskey em um sia só 👍", but also about hangovers as almost divine punishment in "Deus criou a ressaca para não me deixar ser feliz todo o momento". There’s a strong depressive undercurrent and explicit suicidal ideation in "Sinto que podia terminar tudo aqui e agora Acabar logo com o sofrimento" and the raw mental health struggle in "EU ODEIO SER BIPOLAR...", which resonate with the song’s fragmented, late-night emotional landscape. At the same time, their nostalgia and sense that a past period "tainted" how they see the world, as in "This was the best time of my life It tainted my comprehension of the world forever I wish I could go back.", parallel the song’s split-structure reflection on a life divided into before and after. The blend of urban grit, loneliness, and quiet spiritual searching in "Deus por favor se tu existe me ajude a escapar desse poço fundo Minha vida miserável só será decente em seu próprio fim" is very much in line with the emotional tone and late-night soul-searching of Nights.
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