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This user is most like Lisa Simpson: smart, politically and socially aware, but also openly emotional and self-questioning. They frequently show critical thinking and expertise, like when they correct misinformation about biology in “sou bióloga e posso afirmar que uma coisa não tem nada a ver com a outra” and call out racism in representation in “Mas juram que não é racismo”. They have strong progressive sensibilities, criticizing medical credential issues in “Quando vocês descobrirem que maioria dos profissionais de clínica médica não tem rqe…” and mocking conservatives and bigotry in “Aconteceu Concordei com motorista do Uber que bandido bom é bandido morto porque eu estava com medo”. At the same time, they’re introspective and openly struggling, as shown in the bio “I'm so hot n sexy, so why am i so depressed?” and in tweets like “dois dias sem meus remédios e eu chorando…”, which mirrors Lisa’s mix of competence and melancholy. Their intense love of media, from horror films to pop divas, and their tendency to overanalyze art and fandoms in “ainda bem que não faço parte de nenhum fandom de filme/ série e ator Todo mundo muito insuportável” also fits Lisa’s obsessive, opinionated fangirl energy.

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They read as strongly Extraverted: constantly interacting with friends, family, fandoms and Uber drivers, and openly narrating their social life and drama, e.g. joking about following a friend’s advice to take an Uber in the rain for sex in “não acredito que estou seguindo novamente os ensinamentos do meu amigo @JoaoFromPedro e pegando Uber na chuva só por causa de buceta” and complaining about friends not opening their Christmas TikTok card in “muito triste com minhas amigas que não abriram meu cartão de natal no tiktok!”. Their style is clearly iNtuitive, focusing on interpretations, symbolism and cultural commentary rather than concrete how‑to details, like analyzing character dynamics and subtext in media in “No filme clássico ela também recebe a carta referindo a ela como brasas de inverno , pra mim até de forma mais evidente Do caralhoooo” and making meta‑comments about fandom behavior in “ainda bem que não faço parte de nenhum fandom de filme/ série e ator Todo mundo muito insuportável”. They are heavily Feeling‑oriented, leading with personal reactions, values, and empathy or irritation, like admitting fear‑based moral inconsistency in “Concordei com motorista do Uber que bandido bom é bandido morto porque eu estava com medo” and critiquing racist representation in “Detallhe que a Cynthia é MENOR que a ariana… Mas juram que não é racismo”. Their tone is emotional and expressive rather than detached logic, such as being moved to tears by a performance in “o fato de nunca ter sido sone mas ter me arrepiado e chorado com isso aqui, Jessica você sempre será gigante”. Finally, they look quite Perceiving: impulsive, flexible, and often reacting in the moment instead of projecting structured long‑term plans, like binging Barbie movies overnight in “já estou no terceiro filme, sinto que vou madrugar assistindo todos como se eu não tivesse visto mil vezes” and openly changing their mind or contradicting prior stances (e.g., hating the idea of contraceptives until forced by a chronic condition in “sempre falava que não iria tomar anticoncepcional a qualquer custo… até descobrir uma doença crônica que me faz ter que tomar”). Taken together – energetic social presence, interpretive/media‑analysis bent, value‑driven emotional reactions, and spontaneous behavior – they most closely match ENFP.

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Biologist, pedagogy student & horror nerd. Once took an Uber in the rain for a crush and still made it home in time to binge Barbie and HBO Max.– @batatadopada

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This spritz leans strong but playful, like someone who says “I'm so hot n sexy, so why am i so depressed?” while still showing up to joke about life and love. The cachaça with chili is for the chaotic horny energy of tweets like “não acredito que estou seguindo novamente os ensinamentos do meu amigo @JoaoFromPedro e pegando Uber na chuva só por causa de buceta” and “dois dias sem meus remédios e eu chorando porque queria buceta KKKKKKK”. Pink grapefruit juice captures the bitter-sweet honesty when they admit things like “Odeio quando meu pai tem uma atitude ignorante e detestável que não só eu concordo, como eu sei que faria igual”. Sparkling rosé mirrors their dramatic, pop-culture showgirl side, hyping séries, filmes e divas in posts like “the life of a showgirl christimas version”. The passion fruit pulp is for the intense emotional investment in ships, fandoms and querer amar in tweets like “elas me fazem querer amar mds” and “quero amar mds”. Finally, a dash of saline solution nods to the tears and mental-health rollercoaster beneath the humor, from joking about remédios to moments like “quase me matando de verdade, o HBO Max sendo minha plataforma preferida”, making the drink hit just a little too real—exactly like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This user reads as a very sharp, analytical Ravenclaw with a strong streak of cultural and intellectual criticism. They frequently dissect arguments and expertise, like when they correct misinformation about hair care with professional detail in “Tem vários produtos intermediários na foto Se fosse pra recomendar um shampoo e condicionador com uma tecnologia melhor eu até concordaria…” and when they point out how many clinicians lack proper RQE in “Quando vocês descobrirem que maioria dos profissionais de clínica médica não tem rqe vocês teriam um surto PRINCIPALMENTE PSIQUIATRA”. They show an obvious love of media analysis, breaking down acting and writing quality in tweets like “off não gosto da atuação dela, em beleza fatal quase me virei do avesso” and “Estava com saudades de séries com personagens bem construídos assim e sem protagonismo exagerado”. Their curiosity and enjoyment of nuanced discussion show up in how they evaluate terror films and studios in “Ansiosa por esse por conta da Hunter que amo no terror… prefiro mil vezes os lançamentos da bloomhouse… enquanto bring her back considero um dos melhores do ano e é da A24”. Even when talking about biology and human behavior, they respond as a scientist—explicitly citing their background in “sou bióloga e posso afirmar que uma coisa não tem nada a ver com a outra Pessoas podem ter estranheza e fascínio ao mesmo tempo…”. The mix of wit, constant media/literary critique, and explicit value on knowledge and precision strongly aligns them with Ravenclaw over the other houses.

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A well‑suited song for them is girls by MARINA, which mixes sharp humor, self‑awareness, and frustration with gender expectations—very similar to this user’s tone. Their bio (“I'm so hot n sexy, so why am i so depressed?”) mirrors MARINA’s contrast between confidence and emotional turmoil. They joke openly about sexuality and desire, like in “não acredito que estou seguindo novamente os ensinamentos do meu amigo @JoaoFromPedro e pegando Uber na chuva só por causa de buceta” and “dois dias sem meus remédios e eu chorando porque queria buceta KKKKKKK”, which fits the song’s candid take on messy, contradictory feelings. Their critiques of beauty and femininity standards, such as “A verdadeira doença está em editar foto de alguém magra pra parecer mais magra” and “Não gosto quando artista mexe no dente, algp tão sutil que quando muda pra nivelar causa muita estranheza no povo”, echo MARINA’s commentary on how women are perceived. Finally, their mix of pop‑culture obsession, sarcasm, and vulnerability—seen in tweets like “elas me fazem querer amar mds” and “Humor de mulher hetero é tão duvidoso”—matches the song’s blend of irony and earnestness about being a woman in a messy world.

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