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Your Simpsons character
Lisa is the best Simpsons match — intelligent, bookish, morally swayed and culturally engaged. Eric's philosophical quips, theatrical love, and earnest critique of the world mirror Lisa's combination of intellectual seriousness and heartfelt oddness, making them kindred spirits.

Your MBTI personality Type
Introverted: Eric's timeline centers on personal feelings, quiet habits and solitary pleasures like going to the cinema and ordering pizza ahead ('amo pedir pizza antes de festa'), and he often expresses a desire to 'sumir'. Intuitive: he plays with big ideas and symbolic systems — tarot and philosophy ('toda vez que eu vou ver meu arcano...', 'sartre tava 100% certo'). Feeling: his tweets are emotionally driven and value-laden — 'ansioso pra me formar sumir desaparecer' and karaoke memories that 'me causam dor fisica' are heartfelt. Perceiving: he prefers spontaneity and flexible plans — 'TINHA ESQUECIDO QUE AMANHA É FERIADO PQP EU AMO VIVER' and 'ja pensei em virar dj so pra forcar as pessoas a ouvir o que eu quero' show improvisational, open-ended instincts.

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Eric | drummer-emo, cinephile & musical junkie | tarot-enthusiast, storm-lover, pizza-before-parties pro | sarcastic reader of Sartre and bad customer service | living on Last Laugh Lane.– @bateristaemo

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The 'Last Laugh Lane' mirrors Eric: bitter-sweet Aperol nods to his Aperol-watching habits ('homem que bebe aperol...'), bourbon gives 70s musician warmth ('em alguma outra vida eu sou um musico nos anos 70'), blood orange and espresso echo cinematic night moods and his late-night playlists ('to o dia todo com beez in the trap na cabeça'), and a cheeky flamed garlic skewer references 'sempre boto um dente de alho a mais' for a savory twist. It's contemplative, a little theatrical and slightly edgy — just like his timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Eric fits Ravenclaw: he values ideas, art and clever bits of culture. He spews literary and philosophical references like 'sartre tava 100% certo' and 'o hegel sofre muito por nunca ter lido hegel', listens obsessively to music ('possivelmente a melhor musica da historia') and loves quirky, intellectual pastimes such as tarot ('as ultimas 5 vezes que eu tirei tarot saiu o enforcado'). His humor is erudite and ironic rather than seeking bravado, pointing to Ravenclaw's curiosity and wit.

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The elegiac, melancholic tone of 'Mad World' fits Eric's self-deprecating, reflective voice: tweets like 'ansioso pra me formar sumir desaparecer' and his love for heavy, mood-driven music ('possivelmente a melhor musica da historia') pair well with that wistful, emo-tinged song.

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