Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly tracks weight and food, like sharing gw/cw in bio and posting detailed intake in “cal estimates pls wouldnt usually eat ts but its free school food”.
- Emotionally honest: Expresses feelings directly, such as frustration and shame around binging in “ive been binging all weekend… killing myself.”.
- Seeking-connection: Actively tries to engage with edtwt/shedtwt, asking for diets and slang help in “genuinely what does half of this shedtwt slang even mean 💔” and “can someone give me a diet…”.
- Detail-oriented: Includes specific numbers and descriptions (gw: 105, cw: 139, portion sizes, carbs count) in posts like “everyone point and laugh at how many carbs ive had today”.
- Humor-using: Uses self-deprecating humor and playful tone to cope, like “big apple, HUGE apple even” and joking about being new to twt in “its a club i wasnt invited to”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Strong focus on extreme weight goals, binge–restrict cycles, and #edtwt content in posts like “can someone give me a diet to try to achieve the lowest weight by january?”.
- Self-destructive: References self-harm and suicidal ideation, including cuts in replies in “old (as in fresh cuts, old pic) cuts in replies !! >_<” and “killing myself” after weight gain in this tweet.
- Body-dysmorphic: Harshly criticizes body and hands despite a normal BMI, calling self “🐷” and asking if weight loss will make hands prettier in “will losing weight make my hands any prettier 😓”.
- Substance-reliant: Shows dependence on nicotine and a plug, e.g., “me and my burnt vape against the world” and distress when the plug doesn’t reply in “i feel like im going actually fucking insane”.
- Validation-seeking: Frequently looks to others for judgment or guidance, such as asking people to react to carb intake in “everyone point and laugh at how many carbs ive had today” and requesting diets from edtwt in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-analytical and often painfully self-critical, much like this user obsessing over food, weight, and appearance, for example asking for calorie estimates on school breakfast: “cal estimates pls wouldnt usually eat ts but its free school food. two pieces of french toast w/ syrup and a mid size banana.”. The user’s focus on goals and numbers, such as listing “gw: 105,, cw: 139” in their bio and asking for a strict diet to hit a specific target, echoes Lisa’s perfectionism and fixation on measurable achievement: “can someone give me a diet to try to achieve the lowest weight by january? (cw: 140 gw: 120) :( #edtwt #ricecaketwt”. At the same time, there’s a lot of emotional turbulence and self-loathing, like calling themselves a pig for having a BMI of 23 and lamenting binging and weight fluctuations: “will losing weight make my hands any prettier 😓 for reference im bmi 23 (🐷)” and “ive been binging all weekend and i js weighed myself and i gained like 5 pounds no fucking way. killing myself.”. This mirrors the way Lisa often feels out of control or overwhelmed by her emotions even while trying to be rational and disciplined. The user’s participation in a niche online subcommunity and feeling like an outsider — “being new to twt is so odd like its a club i wasnt invited to” — also parallels Lisa’s sense of isolation and struggle to fit in socially despite being very self-aware.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: their tweets are more about their inner world (weight, self-harm, cravings, insecurity) than socializing, and even when referencing others it’s from a detached perspective, like feeling like an outsider on Twitter: “being new to twt is so odd like its a club i wasnt invited to”. They seem more Intuitive than Sensing, focusing on meanings and self-image rather than just facts; for instance, they’re preoccupied with how weight changes their aesthetic and self-concept: “will losing weight make my hands any prettier 😓 for reference im bmi 23 (🐷)”, and dramatize experiences like purging as “lifechanging”: “just learned how to purge this is lifechanging”. Their decisions and reactions are clearly Feeling-based, with strong emotional language and self-worth tied to body image: “ive been binging all weekend and i js weighed myself and i gained like 5 pounds no fucking way. killing myself.” and the self-deprecating tone in “everyone point and laugh at how many carbs ive had today”. They appear more Perceiving than Judging, as their eating and habits feel reactive and unstructured rather than strictly planned; they oscillate between wanting strict diets and losing control, shown by “how i feel eating way past my limit after saying id get back on my grind today ;( #edtwt” and the impulsive school-food choice in “cal estimates pls wouldnt usually eat ts but its free school food”. Overall, the heavy focus on inner feelings, idealized self-image, and emotional intensity with relatively unstructured behavior aligns most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we’re both at BMI 23 and still calling ourselves 🐷, maybe we should just hold hands and agree the real delusion is thinking you’re anything but stupid pretty.
- You said learning to purge was ‘lifechanging’—personally, I think the real lifechanger would be you teaching me shedtwt slang while I buy you french toast and a big apple you don’t have to calorie-count.
- You’re stressing over chubby hands at BMI 23, but honestly? Those are exactly the hands I’d want holding my burnt vape while we talk shit about carbs together.
- You: ‘everyone point and laugh at how many carbs I’ve had today.’ Me: pointing, laughing, and then asking if I can take you to Chick-fil-A so we can make those nuggets our shared villain arc.
- Your plug might not be replying and your scale might be rude, but if you ever need someone to spam with unhinged DMs between school food pics and vent tweets, I volunteer as tribute—no ghosting, just constant attention and bad jokes.
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Your new Twitter bio
Student surviving on school french toast, big apples & burnt vapes. Learning life (and slang) one tweet at a time. Hands still chubby, vibes still up.– @bathedinrue
Your signature cocktail
✧ Big Apple Delusion ✧
This cocktail mixes cozy breakfast comfort with chaos, starting from their free school meal in “cal estimates pls wouldnt usually eat ts but its free school food. two pieces of french toast w/ syrup and a mid size banana.”, so the base is a warm, cinnamon French toast–infused vodka. Cloudy apple juice and blackcurrant liqueur nod to their dramatic, food-focused posts like “big apple, HUGE apple even” and “mmmhh chickfil a chicken nuggets”, keeping it fruity but intense. A dash of saline gives it that slightly bitter, tear-salty edge, capturing the emotional swings of “ive been binging all weekend and i js weighed myself and i gained like 5 pounds no fucking way. killing myself.”. The foamed vanilla oat milk on top is soft and dreamy, echoing their aesthetic vibe in ✧. ɴᴇʀᴠ // shedtwt* and their dramatic flair asking “will losing weight make my hands any prettier 😓”. Overall it’s strong but dressed up as sweet and cute, much like “me and my burnt vape against the world” energy—comforting, addictive, and a little bit self-destructive.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest theme in their tweets is intense ambition around weight and appearance, even at significant personal cost, which aligns closely with Slytherin traits. They openly frame their goals in extreme, results-focused terms, asking for a diet “to achieve the lowest weight by january” with a specific cw and gw in mind in “can someone give me a diet to try to achieve the lowest weight by january? (cw: 140 gw: 120)”, showing a drive for rapid transformation rather than balanced self-improvement. There’s also a dark, almost ruthless self-directed mindset in tweets like “ive been binging all weekend and i js weighed myself and i gained like 5 pounds no fucking way. killing myself.”, which suggests a willingness to push themselves harshly to meet their own standards. Learning harmful behaviors and calling them “lifechanging” in “just learned how to purge this is lifechanging” reflects resourcefulness turned inward and a focus on tools that help them pursue their goals, even when dangerous. Even smaller moments like “everyone point and laugh at how many carbs ive had today” show that their internal narrative centers on control, discipline, and results—hallmarks of a Slytherin psyche, albeit manifesting in a self-destructive way rather than classic external ambition.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well-suited song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA because it captures the mix of self-loathing, dark humor, and aestheticized suffering that runs through their posts. Their bio quote “you’ll die of your delusions” mirrors the song’s fixation on destructive ideals and chasing a warped version of perfection. Their engagement with self-harm and body image, like in “old (as in fresh cuts, old pic) cuts in replies !! >_<” and “will losing weight make my hands any prettier 😓 for reference im bmi 23 (🐷)”, reflects the song’s themes of wanting to be “a beauty queen in tears.” Tweets like “ive been binging all weekend and i js weighed myself and i gained like 5 pounds no fucking way. killing myself.” and “everyone point and laugh at how many carbs ive had today” show the same mix of self-directed cruelty and irony that MARINA channels. Even their references to substances and chaos, such as “me and my burnt vape against the world” and “my plug hasnt been replying for weeks i feel like im going actually fucking insane”, fit the song’s portrayal of a messy, self-destructive youth trying to cope with dissatisfaction and emptiness.
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