Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and absurd humor like wanting to be “the first serial killer on Mars” in “vou ser o primeiro serial killer de marte” and joking about buying flowers via iFood in “me segurei ontem pra n pedir flores no ifoodKKKKKKKKKKK”.
- Emotionally-aware: Openly reflects on feelings and bad days in posts like “ontem foi só um dia ruim slk” and the introspective rant in “tudo oq vc vive é uma mentira… o presente que vive agora que é só ilusão”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong affection for people and pets, e.g., wanting to love again in “quero amar denovo” and declaring “eu amo meus gatos eu amo gatos em geral só gatos me entendem” in this tweet.
- Hardworking: Mentions constant effort and work, such as “sigo trabalhando e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho” and planning to work hard to buy a Kamen Rider outfit in “vou trabalhar bastante pra comprar uma roupa do kamen rider”.
- Creative: Talks about composing and valuing music-writing in “eu não escrevo musica/ componho melodia pra qualquer um isso é fato” and references multiple artistic inspirations like Bowie in “eu queria ser o ziggy stardust”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Frequently uses harsh or hostile phrasing, e.g., calling Courtney Love “maior vagabunda do rosque” in this tweet and wishing death on the Gallagher brothers in “eu odeio os irmãos gallagher e eu espero qur eles morram atropelados”.
- Resentful: Expresses lingering bitterness toward people, such as being happy with someone’s misfortune in “eu fico é feliz com a desgraça dessa pessoa” and declaring “apartir de hj só pago coisa pra gente q é meu sangue” in this tweet.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about feeling like a fool or invisible, as in “eu sou muito é trouxa puta que pariu eu n acredito nisso” and “e eu so o homem invisivel 🕶”.
- Social-withdrawal: Shows desire to cut off contact and abandon social spaces, e.g., “é agora q eu sumo mesmo vsfd eu não quero contato com ngm mais” and “desisto de qualquer rede social bixo”.
- Impulsive-thinking: Mentions impulsive tendencies like almost ordering flowers on iFood in this tweet and dreaming about spending R$200 impulsively on an Overwatch skin in “sonhei q gastei 200 reais no impulso com skin do overwatch”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, but with a surprisingly soft core. Like Bart, they lean into mischief and dark humor, talking about things like being “o primeiro serial killer de marte” and joking that “eu sonho acordado com mãe de amigo”. There’s a rebellious, metalhead energy in tweets such as “sobre mim • idade: 20 • sexo: metal • sexualidade: heavy metal” and the bio “hail to the kaiju !”, which fits Bart’s countercultural streak. At the same time, they show unexpected sensitivity and longing, saying things like “quero amar denovo” and “eu amo meus gatos eu amo gatos em geral só gatos me entendem”, mirroring Bart’s occasional vulnerable moments. They’re dramatic and impulsive (e.g. “é agora q eu sumo mesmo vsfd eu não quero contato com ngm mais”), but also creative and expressive about music and art, just like Bart when he puts his chaotic energy into something he loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are reflective, about their own feelings, work, and inner world rather than big social scenes, e.g. “sigo trabalhando e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho” and “eu não tenho medo de mudar”, and they often talk about wanting to disappear or avoid people like “eu não quero contato com ngm mais”. They favor Intuition (N) over concrete sensing, frequently drifting into abstract or existential thoughts such as “tudo oq vc vive é uma mentira… vc mesmo escreveu a sua história e o presente que vive agora que é só ilusão” and using symbolic images like wanting to be Ziggy Stardust in “eu queria ser o ziggy stardust”. Their priorities and reactions show Feeling (F): they focus on emotional experiences (love, loneliness, hurt) more than logic, for instance “quero amar denovo”, “to cansado de viver sempre a dama e o vagabundo slk”, and their anger is value‑driven like “o seu assédio constante sobre o sexo feminino me da nojo”. They appear Perceiving (P) rather than structured: they show spontaneity and impulse (e.g. “sonhei q gastei 200 reais no impulso com skin do overwatch” and “me segurei ontem pra n pedir flores no ifoodKKKKKKKKKKK”), mood swings, and little emphasis on planning or rigid organization. The mix of introspective melancholy, idealism about love and art, and impulsive, emotionally raw tweeting aligns most with INFP: the sensitive, value‑driven introvert who lives largely in their inner imaginative world while wrestling openly with feelings and personal meaning.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re gonna work hard to buy a Kamen Rider suit, I volunteer to be your goofy sidekick in the Insta photos. We can be the Setor Antares version of Jaspion and his number one fangirl.
- You said you’d be happy in both timelines on that tweet—how about a third one where it’s just you, me, Half-Life 2 co‑op reruns, and a Godzilla 1954 marathon?
- You dreamt about impulse-buying 200 reais of Overwatch skins… I’d rather we waste that money on flowers ordered by iFood and bubble wrap to pop together.
- For someone whose flag is ‘white, I give up’, you still write songs, love your cats, and keep going after bad days. I don’t want you to give up—I just want a chance to be the person you text when the day’s been ‘only a bad day, só isso’.
- You may be ‘sexo: metal’ and ‘heavy metal sexuality’, but every time you talk about missing love, taking flowers, or only having eyes for one person, you sound way more James Sunderland in love than serial killer on Mars. Let me be the one person you keep those eyes on.
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20 • riff dealer & kaiju enthusiast • once almost ordered flowers on iFood at 2am • composing riffs, working hard & dreaming of Mars and Kamen Rider suits– @bathorass
Your signature cocktail
Kaiju Heartbreak Highball
The cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans hits as hard as their grind and chaotic energy, echoing lines like “sigo trabalhando e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho” and “hj vou chegar em casa vo ta só a morte do marat”. Red vermouth with a splash of Campari brings a bittersweet, carmesin tone for the romantic frustration of “quero amar denovo” and the self‑drag of “eu sou muito é trouxa puta que pariu eu n acredito nisso”. Guava nectar is sticky, funny sweetness on the chin, straight out of “tem goiabada no meu queixo” and their goofy, affectionate vibe in “eu sou amável”. Sparkling water lightens the chaos, a fizzy reset button for when they say “desisto de qualquer rede social bixo” yet keep coming back louder, like shouting “WOOOOOAAAAHHHH LIVE AND LEAAARRNNNN”. Finally, the lime twist cuts through everything like their sharp, sarcastic side in “courtney love maior vagabunda do rosque” and their absolute kaiju swagger from “hail to the kaiju !”. Strong but playful, bitter yet sweet, it’s the kind of highball you’d drink in Setor Antares while planning to be “o primeiro serial killer de marte” and cosplaying Kamen Rider at the same time.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, hard work, and a quietly soft core under the rough humor. Loyalty and devotion show up repeatedly, like when they define themselves as "joao 'fiel' granado" in “joao 'fiel' granado esse é meu nome” and complain about only paying for people who are truly family in “apartir de hj só pago coisa pra gente q é meu sangue”. Their work ethic comes through in “sigo trabalhando e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho e trabalho” and in the determination to keep trying despite setbacks in “se hoje não deu certo amanhã eu levanto cedo e tento denovo”. Under the abrasive language, they show a gentle, caring side: they gush about their pets in “eu amo meus gatos eu amo gatos em geral só gatos me entendem”, call themselves kind in “eu sou amável”, and worry about being misread when they’re just being nice in “sigo com medo de confundirem gentileza com flerte”. Even their frustrations with people who romanticize chaos in “enquanto tu romantiza o caos o tempo te engole em silencio” and with performative behavior around substances in “as vezes não dá pra segurar quando a personalidade da pessoa gira em torno dela não estar sóbria” reflect a grounded, fair, down‑to‑earth perspective rather than ambition or ego. Taken together, this mixture of loyalty, perseverance, quiet kindness, and dislike of posturing aligns them much more with Hufflepuff than with the flashier traits of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.
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Your song
Heroes - David Bowie
Their mix of nerdy pop-culture love, melancholy, and stubborn hope fits Heroes perfectly, especially with direct Bowie references like “ground control to major tom” and wishing they were “ziggy stardust”. There’s a constant feeling of fighting through bad days while still believing in trying again, like “se hoje não deu certo amanhã eu levanto cedo e tento denovo” and “ontem foi só um dia ruim slk”, which mirrors the song’s stubborn, fleeting optimism. Their romantic frustration and desire to love again, shown in “quero amar denovo” and the loneliness of “to cansado de viver sempre a dama e o vagabundo slk”, echo the bittersweet love in Heroes. Even when they feel invisible or fed up with people, as in “e eu so o homem invisivel 🕶” and “é agora q eu sumo mesmo vsfd eu não quero contato com ngm mais”, there’s still a strong, dramatic flair to how they narrate their life that fits Bowie’s theatrical style. Their blend of metalhead intensity, kaiju worship “hail to the kaiju !”, and deep attachment to art and music makes them feel like someone who’d cling to the idea of being "heroes, just for one day."
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