Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive humor: Uses jokes and memes to share feelings, e.g. calling a character 'my idiot son whom i hate' in “my idiot son whom i hate”.
- Media passion: Shows deep enthusiasm for films, books, and shows, like locking in with Memento in “#nw memento it’s lock in time” and rereading Daredevil in “i needto rewatch daredevil so bad”.
- Principled ethics: Calls out antisemitism and uncomfortable fandom behavior in “This fandom is making me uncomfy” and “so many people say such casually antisemetic things”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages actively with oomfs, polls, and shared activities, like asking for tag permission in “can oomfs give me permission to tag them in the replies” and celebrating follower milestones in “guess who hit 300 oomfs overnight ?!”.
- Self‑aware introspection: Reflects honestly on gender and mental health, as in “i lowkey sometimes wish i wasn’t nonbinary” and acknowledging bad periods in “im not doing great rn”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self‑talk: Frequently uses suicidal or extreme language about self, like “maybe i don’t have to kms” and “i have to kill myself” about media.
- Online overreliance: Frames a lot of life around platforms and fandom, e.g. using reposts as bookmarks in “ive gotten to a point where i use my reposts as bookmarks” and tracking Strawpage views in “103 views on my strawpage and no gimmicks”.
- Emotional volatility: Mood swings show up in rapid shifts from excitement to despair, such as sobbing all day in “my mom walked in on me sobbing 3 times today” and being 'so freaking scared' about school in “first full day of school im so freaking scared rn”.
- Conflict sensitivity: Feels strongly hurt or frustrated by others’ actions, like classmates misgendering them in “why is someone Mad at me for correcting her when she misgendered me” and fandom discourse making them 'uncomfy' in “This fandom is making me uncomfy”.
- Self‑neglect habits: Shows patterns like poor eating and exhaustion, e.g. “6pm and all ive eaten today is 2 gummy bears and a bubble tea” and being 'not doing great' in “im not doing great rn”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, media-obsessed, politically aware, and frequently frustrated with how unfair or ignorant the world feels. Like Lisa getting mad at how others talk about causes she cares about, they call out their fandom for bigotry, e.g. “i dont like the way you guys talk about trans whitaker i dont like the way you guys talk about chaser robby i dont like the way you guys talk about robbys judaism This fandom is making me uncomfy” and “so many people say such casually antisemetic things about jewish characters without even realizing it and it makes me so angry”. They’re literate and artsy in a Lisa way, constantly talking about books and film—like “now that it ends is available on letterboxd video store can someone PLEASE put it on a 🏴☠️site” and “watched the sotr trailer and Immediately downloaded that book”. Their sensitivity and mental health struggles echo Lisa’s melancholy and introspection, as seen in “know im doing bad when i start playing neil young on loop” and “my mom walked in on me sobbing 3 times today and now she’s gonna take me to my fav restaurant tmrw maybe i don’t have to kms”. Even at school they feel out of place and hyper-aware, like Lisa often does, for example “first full day of school im so freaking scared rn” and “english teacher just hit us with 'you will never find happiness'”. Overall, they come across as an idealistic, thoughtful, pop-culture-nerd version of Lisa with a very online Gen Z twist.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: even though they’re very online, they talk about being scared of irl social life and school (“first full day of school im so freaking scared rn”, “irls have started asking me what i want for my bday this is so scary”) and use X mainly to connect with oomfs and vent, not to chase clout (“i feel like i should plug my priv more so. who wants it”). Their humor and interests are strongly iNtuitive: they fixate on themes, fandom meta, and abstract takes (e.g. critiquing fandom behavior and antisemitism in character discourse in “so many people say such casually antisemetic things about jewish characters” and “so tired of people who only interact with media through the fandom and never ever watch/read the actual thing itself”) rather than concrete day‑to‑day details. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking: they react from strong personal values and emotions, like discomfort with how fandom talks about identities (“This fandom is making me uncomfy”) and frustration with misgendering and the loss of gender‑neutral spaces (“why is someone Mad at me for correcting her when she misgendered me”, “the gender neutral bathroom at my school turned into a medical room”). Their timeline reads as Perceiving rather than Judging: it’s full of spontaneity, mood swings, and impulsive media locks (“sotr on the reaping so good i read 25% over the course of like 5 hours”, “i needto rewatch daredevil so bad”) rather than structured plans or carefully curated goals. Overall, the combination of introspective online presence, value‑heavy emotional reactions, strong imaginative fandom engagement, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can lock in and read 25% of SOTR in five hours, how about you lock in with me for a movie night—I'll bring the Wes Anderson symmetry, you bring the fatson Todd yearning.
- You said DC KO is surprisingly peak, but I think the real plot twist is us being Sambucky for Halloween next year—friends to lovers arc, Marvel-style.
- You’re transmasc nonbinary, obsessed with Red Hood, Matt Murdock, and gdt’s Frankenstein… statistically speaking, isn’t the next logical step developing a crippling crush on the person offering to rewatch Daredevil with you?
- Your school turned the gender‑neutral bathroom into a ‘medical room’ and your English teacher told you you’ll never find happiness—so I’m formally applying to be your Netflix-hate-tweet buddy, carp enthusiast, and emergency source of tiny pockets of joy.
- You said gdt Frankenstein is maybe the best movie made this year and that The Pitt and katabasis made you want to die—wanna compromise and just go watch something devastating together while I hold your hand and pretend it’s ‘suicide prevention day’ year‑round?
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Your new Twitter bio
Film student energy, letterboxd locked in, once survived a day on 2 gummy bears & bubble tea. They/he, transmasc NB, usually yelling about Red Hood.– @batsbloom1109
Your signature cocktail
The Transmasc Times I Saw the TV Glow
This cocktail is strong and a little chaotic, like someone who says “6pm and all ive eaten today is 2 gummy bears and a bubble tea” and then powers through movies, trailers, and fandom discourse all night. The smoky mezcal is for their intense media obsessions and slightly feral vibes, from “gdt frankenstein is perhaps the best movie made this year and im so serious” to “i needto rewatch daredevil so bad”. The cherry blossom syrup nods to their soft, earnest side that still gets excited about oomfs and milestones, like “guess who hit 300 oomfs overnight ?!” and “happy 200 oomfs to me ig”, as well as the springbloom in their name. Cold brew coffee represents their chronically-online, wired-brain energy and late-night fixations, perfectly summed up by “so chronically online that reading comics feels productive” and “does anybody else have the experience of going to add a movie to my watchlist only to find it’s already there”. The sparkling yuzu soda adds a sharp, bright, slightly sour note for their sharp takes and moral backbone calling out antisemitism and fandom weirdness, like “This fandom is making me uncomfy” and “so many people say such casually antisemetic things about jewish characters without even realizing it and it makes me so angry”. Finally, the black salt rim with popping candy is a dramatic, theatrical edge—salty, a bit dark, but literally crackling with life—echoing both their self-aware melodrama in “know im doing bad when i start playing neil young on loop” and their love of messy, emotional media like “times i saw the tv glow except transmasc version”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong pattern of curiosity and analytical engagement with media and ideas, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. They constantly dissect films, TV, and books in a reflective way, like when they say “so chronically online that reading comics feels productive” and “watched the sotr trailer and Immediately downloaded that book #lockedin”, suggesting they actively seek out texts to think about rather than just consume passively. Their frustration with shallow engagement — “so tired of people who only interact with media through the fandom and never ever watch/read the actual thing itself” — fits Ravenclaw’s value on knowledge and firsthand understanding. They also show a playful, slightly cerebral humor and self-awareness, e.g. “baby’s first last four watched” and their joking anxiety about movie discourse in “i never post anything from my letterboxd bc im scared it’ll get attention and Those movie fans will find it”. While they clearly care about fairness and identity politics (which could suggest Hufflepuff or Gryffindor), the most consistent throughline is their obsessive engagement with media, critique, and learning, which points most strongly to Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Boys Will Be Bugs - Cavetown
A great fit for them is “Boys Will Be Bugs” by Cavetown, which captures a transmasc, slightly feral teen vibe full of insecurity, humor, and tenderness. Their bio notes they’re “they/he 🏳️⚧️ transmasc nonbinary” and they often joke about self‑destructive feelings, like “my mom walked in on me sobbing 3 times today and now she’s gonna take me to my fav restaurant tmrw maybe i don’t have to kms” and “know im doing bad when i start playing neil young on loop”, which fits the song’s mix of depression and wry self‑awareness. The track is all about being a messy, anxious boy who covers vulnerability with sarcasm and aggression, similar to their posts like “my idiot son whom i hate” and joking “i hate gay people” about their own community “i hate gay people”. Their fixation on niche fandoms and feeling out of place—“so chronically online that reading comics feels productive” and “i don’t even go here”—mirrors the song’s theme of being an awkward kid trying to figure himself out. The combination of dark humor, gender angst, and sincere emotion in their tweets aligns closely with the emotional texture and lyrics of Boys Will Be Bugs.
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