BautiMHH
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His tweet 'lpm no puedo ser tan gracioso y tan feo a la vez' showcases his ability to laugh at himself and bring humor to even mundane situations.
- Passionate: His unwavering love for River Plate, expressed in 'River y nada mas,' reflects his deep enthusiasm and commitment.
- Resilient: Overcoming a difficult year after a suicide attempt, as shared in 'hoy se cumple un año de mi último intento de suicidio,' shows his strength and determination.
- Loyal: His tweet '12 años de amistad y x una trola regalada ni me hablan cheee' highlights how deeply he values his friendships.
- Expressive: Bauti openly shares his emotions and struggles, as seen in 'que asco doy, no puedo verme y no sentir repudio de mi físicamente,' making him relatable and authentic.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Smoking an entire pack of cigarettes in one day, as he admitted in 'lpm de la bronca e impotencia que me dejaron de ayer me fume un atado de puchos,' shows a tendency to act on emotions.
- Self-Critical: His tweet 'que asco doy, no puedo verme y no sentir repudio de mi físicamente' reveals a harsh view of himself that can be limiting.
- Chaotic: Waking up on the street after partying, as shared in 'ayer fue de las mejores noches de mi vida,' highlights his unpredictable lifestyle.
- Financially Strained: Having to shave with scissors due to a broken razor, as in 'me tuve que sacar la barba con una tijera pq estoy sin un peso,' shows struggles with budgeting.
- Overly Vulnerable: His tweet 'solo te quiero amar yo pero vos no me amas' shows a tendency to wear his heart on his sleeve, which can lead to emotional hurt.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bauti mirrors Bart Simpson's chaotic energy, humor, and rebellious spirit. His tweet 'ayer fue de las mejores noches de mi vida, gano river y me puse tan en pedo que me desperte en la calle' reflects Bart's knack for getting into wild situations. Like Bart, Bauti is impulsive, as seen in 'lpm de la bronca e impotencia que me dejaron de ayer me fume un atado de puchos.' Both have a softer, loyal side, evident in 'te quiero bruno.'
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Bauti embodies ESFP: extraverted, sensing, feeling, perceiving. His extraversion shines in tweets like 'HOY ME PONGO RE EMPEDO DALEEEEEEEEE,' reflecting his love for socializing. Sensing drives his focus on immediate experiences, like partying and River Plate matches. Feeling is evident in his emotional tweets, such as 'que asco doy, no puedo verme y no sentir repudio de mi físicamente.' Perceiving keeps him adaptable and spontaneous, seen in 'ayer fue de las mejores noches de mi vida.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you River Plate? Because my heart races every time I think about you.
- Do you believe in love at first tweet, or should I post again?
- Are you scissors? Because you've cut straight to my heart, unlike my broken razor.
- Are you a Minecraft mod? Because I can't figure you out, but I want to spend all night trying.
- Are you ñoquis on the 29th? Because I want you to come over and make my life delicious.
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Your new Twitter bio
Chaotic River Plate fan | Humor, heartbreak, and nights out | Self-proclaimed Minecraft modding failure | Once shaved my beard with scissors | Vulnerable but always vibing 💔⚽– @BautiMHH
Your signature cocktail
River Plate Rumble
The 'River Plate Rumble' reflects Bauti's fiery passion and chaotic energy. Vodka symbolizes his wild nights out, as in 'HOY ME PONGO RE EMPEDO DALEEEEEEEEE.' Red Grenadine represents his love for River Plate, 'River y nada mas.' Lime Juice adds a tangy kick, mirroring his humor in 'lpm no puedo ser tan gracioso y tan feo a la vez.' Soda Water keeps it refreshing, much like his carefree spirit.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Bauti fits Hufflepuff with his loyalty, emotional openness, and love for community. His tweet '12 años de amistad y x una trola regalada ni me hablan cheee' shows a deep commitment to his friendships, a hallmark of Hufflepuff. His vulnerability in tweets like 'que asco doy, no puedo verme y no sentir repudio de mi físicamente' aligns with their emotional depth. Despite his chaotic moments, like waking up in the street post-party, Hufflepuffs value hard work and perseverance, which Bauti demonstrates in overcoming tough times.
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Creep - Radiohead
Creep resonates with Bauti's feelings of self-doubt and longing for acceptance, as expressed in 'que asco doy, no puedo verme y no sentir repudio de mi físicamente.' The song's emotional vulnerability aligns with tweets like 'solo te quiero amar yo pero vos no me amas.' Its raw, introspective tone mirrors his authentic and unfiltered personality.
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