
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Baxxd shares Milhouse’s unique blend of being a frequent target of life’s misfortunes while maintaining a hopeful, albeit anxious, search for connection. Much like Milhouse’s constant yearning for recognition, Baxxd admits to “yearning to find something real and truly meaningful from online relationships” and feeling “riddled with anxiety from other’s perception of me.” Despite frequent bouts of “sad and tired” moods, they possess a goofy charm, joking about being a “twink ass” who stands at “5’5 cause he knew I’d be too powerful if I were taller.” Ultimately, their cycle of self-sabotage and the desire to be “acknowledged as a whole being” perfectly mirrors the tragicomic essence of The Simpsons’ favorite underdog.

Your MBTI personality Type
Baxxd exhibits Introversion through a self-professed “ineptitude to socialize in the digital age” and a recurring need to retreat from others for self-care. Their Intuitive side is seen in existential musings on identity, such as asking “Who do you want to be?” and referencing Sartre’s philosophy to explain their “anxiety from other’s perception”. As a Feeling type, they are highly sensitive to their “mood swings” and frequently share deep emotional vulnerability regarding their relationships and worthiness. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in a spontaneous, deadline-averse lifestyle where they “find it hard to draw” based on whims and frequently announce “short hiatuses” rather than sticking to a rigid schedule.

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23-year-old artist from PH 🇵🇭. Once tried White Monster for the aesthetic and it tasted like medicine; now I just stick to drawing hot men and grinding TF2.– @baxxdishere

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures Baxxd’s 'suggestive and 🔞' energy, mixing the chaotic energy of the Philippines with a “debauched” spirit. The base uses the white Monster energy drink he once tested “cause I keep seeing femboys pose with it,” paired with peanut butter syrup because he’ll “get my hit whenever I want” regardless of NNN. A dash of bitters represents his recurring “mood swings” and bouts of anxiety, while the salty fry garnish honors his dream of spending “disposable income” on a fuck ton of fries. It's a strong, experimental drink for someone who is “5’5 cause he knew I’d be too powerful if I were taller.”

Your Hogwarts House
BXXD demonstrates the Hufflepuff hallmark of immense dedication to their craft, often “grinding me bones to dust” to finish work for others. They show a deep sense of fairness and modesty regarding their identity, noting “I don’t have a smol pp it is quite average” and apologizing frequently for their absence, such as when they were “Busy just doing things for myself”. Their value for genuine connection is evident in their “yearning to find something real and truly meaningful from online relationships”, highlighting a core desire for Hufflepuff-style loyalty. Despite personal struggles, they remain steadfast in their commitment to their community, promising to “be better” for those sticking around.

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The user frequently expresses deep-seated feelings of inadequacy and self-sabotage, mirroring the song's themes of insecurity and social alienation. They explicitly mention struggling with “how self sabotaging and demeaning I am to myself; and how tiring it is to exist, and yet deny my own existence” while grappling with an “ineptitude to socialize in the digital age”. This existential dread is paired with an intense awareness of how others perceive them, admitting they are “riddled with anxiety from other’s perception of me”. Much like the Radiohead classic, their timeline oscillates between desire and a painful belief that they aren't “cut out being with anyone”.

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