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Your Simpsons character
Personality-wise, this user is closest to Lisa Simpson: politically aware, morally opinionated, but also extremely online and snarky. They show strong social and political consciousness, e.g. criticizing government and extremism in “america is such a joke you have the fucking government twitter accounts posting neo nazi shitter edits like what is going onnn” and calling out religious hypocrisy in “religion is so silly because you'll see verses in religious scriptures condoning the most horrible things and yet I'm expected to respect it like #nothankyou”. Their empathy toward women and minors being harassed or groomed appears in tweets like “It’s so sad that she had to turn her comments off because creeps can’t control themselves 💔💔” and “there's a big difference between leaking dms of someone self admitting to being a loser and leaking dms of A MINOR BEING GROOMED!!!”, echoing Lisa’s strong protective streak. At the same time, they mix this with sharp, often cutting sarcasm, like “you people like nothingggggggGGGGGGGGG” and “oh my god please just accept your ban and get off twitter you morbidly obese cow creature who lives off forbidden dumpster juices I'm soserious”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to be judgmental and exasperated when she feels others are being stupid or cruel. Their love of niche media/gacha discourse and feeling like the ‘target audience’ in “i love being the #targetedaudience” also lines up with Lisa’s identity as a slightly alienated, hyper-opinionated nerd who cares a lot about the media and art she consumes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they mention going private and needing distance from the app, e.g. “private because something happened and i can be bothered with this app for a moment”, and most of their content is commentary from the sidelines (media, politics, fandom) rather than talking about a big offline social life. They seem iNtuitive: they jump quickly from specific events to broad takes about culture and power, such as “america is such a joke you have the fucking government twitter accounts posting neo nazi shitter edits like what is going onnn” and “People can never diss a chinese game without bringing it up as if it's an inherently negative it's so weird”, which shows an abstract, pattern‑spotting style. Their value‑heavy, moral language points to Feeling over Thinking: they react strongly to injustice and boundaries, for example “It’s so sad that she had to turn her comments off because creeps can’t control themselves 💔💔” and “there's a big difference between leaking dms of someone self admitting to being a loser and leaking dms of A MINOR BEING GROOMED!!!”. At the same time, they are blunt rather than diplomatic, as in “oh my god please just accept your ban and get off twitter you morbidly obese cow creature who lives off forbidden dumpster juices I'm soserious”, which fits the stereotype of an idealistic but sharp‑tongued Fi user. Finally, they look Perceiving: their timeline shows lots of in‑the‑moment emotional reactions and shifting stances—praising and then quitting a game, e.g. “FINISHED WUWA 2.8 STORY 9.3/10 NO COMPLAINTS” versus later “wuwa tanking, kuro making applications for ai artists, the story is shit as always” and “QUITTING WUWA AND WUWATWT, A 🧵”, which suggests flexibility and reacting as things unfold rather than a fixed, structured plan.

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Minor • he/him • once skipped hanging out with friends for a Roblox Lil Nas X concert and I stand by it • games, media, and unsolicited opinions– @bayaurnettar

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This drink swings as hard as their timeline: the high-proof dark rum matches the unfiltered, explosive takes like “oh my god please just accept your ban and get off twitter you morbidly obese cow creature who lives off forbidden dumpster juices I'm soserious” and “YOU PEOPLE LIKE NOTHINGGGGGGGGGG”. Yuzu lemonade brings a bright, slightly sour edge that fits their playful but cutting fandom opinions, from “this game is sooo asss 😭😭😭” to the sudden joy of “FINISHED WUWA 2.8 STORY 9.3/10 NO COMPLAINTS”. The blackberry-chili syrup is sweet but burns a bit, like their horny, dramatic stan energy in “i lavvv wuwa yuri #chisellya 🤤🤤🤤” and “my chisellya artwork that i commissioned is rteady im so exciteddddddddddddddddddddddd”. A splash of activated charcoal nods to their goth-sleepy bio vibe “🌒💤” and all the doomscrolling like “twitter is so fun when it's doomscrolling through stupid shit to laugh at and not arguing with losers who have a 99% change of doxxing you”. Finally, a light soda water mist on top keeps it from being too heavy, echoing that underneath the rage and rants, there’s a joking, self-aware softness in posts like “ok im kinda starting to understand the more men craze because every time they look rlly good 😭” and “I’m sooo ugly 👀👀👀... i’m so so chopped 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows strong self‑preservation and a ruthless, strategic way of engaging with others that fits Slytherin. They talk about going private due to drama, prioritizing their own safety and peace of mind over discourse in “private because something happened and i can be bothered with this app for a moment”, and they openly manipulate platform tools for advantage in “me hiding replies that ratio me on my own tweet because I can”. Their language is often cutting and confrontational, like “oh my god please just accept your ban and get off twitter you morbidly obese cow creature who lives off forbidden dumpster juices I'm soserious”, which shows a willingness to go for the throat socially instead of aiming for harmony or gentle fairness. They are also acutely aware of clout dynamics and monetization, noting in a very calculating way that “I see why people with check marks ragebait wuwa so much it's free money 😭😭😭😭”, which reflects Slytherin’s interest in exploiting systems. While they do have strong opinions and a sense of justice (e.g. calling out grooming differences in “there's a big difference between leaking dms of someone self admitting to being a loser and leaking dms of A MINOR BEING GROOMED!!!”), the dominant pattern is sharp, self‑protective, and opportunistic rather than idealistic Gryffindor courage, Hufflepuff warmth, or Ravenclaw detachment.

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A well-suited song for them is brutal by Olivia Rodrigo, which captures frustrated, hyper-online teenage angst and sarcasm. Their timeline is full of sharp rants and exasperation, like “i hate men because why the fuck did you not listen im annoyed” and “yall are soooooooooo annoying”, echoing the song’s “I’m so tired that I might quit my job” energy. They’re openly a minor ("he/him minor" in bio) and oscillate between self-deprecation and over-the-top reactions, such as “I’m sooo ugly 👀👀👀… i’m so so chopped 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀” and “GIRL BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…”. Their feed mixes genuine grievances (calling out creepy behavior and politics) with messy, dramatic fandom discourse like “this game is sooo asss 😭😭😭” and “all this loser does is coke rant about wuwa on their page holy shit get a job mf 😭😭😭”, which fits the song’s chaotic, everything-sucks teenage worldview. Overall, brutal matches their combination of online burnout, sharp tongue, and emotional whiplash between being sincerely invested in media and utterly over it.

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