Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Outspoken: Consistently expresses strong views without hesitation, e.g. harshly criticizing police violence and its defenders in “ilk sorunun saçmalığına bakın senin ben belki bebek sağlıklı değildi diyerek polis şiddetini aklama çabanın ortasına sıçarım. kıvrımsız beyinli asalaktan başka bi şey değilsiniz siz”.
- Political-awareness: Engages with politics and power structures, criticizing government and tax use in “vergilerin gittiği o mistik yer.” and mocking resignation about the country in “bu ülkeden bi bok olmaz perileri zuhur etti”.
- Feminist-solidarity: Shows concern for women’s issues and gendered spaces, as in “hmmm peki lezbiyen kadınlar hakkında ne düşünüyorsun lezbiyen kadınları da kadınlar tuvaletinden banlayalım mı” and the bio “women of the world, unite!”.
- Minority-empathy: Defends or highlights marginalized identities, e.g. criticizing ignorance about Alevis in “hiç alevi arkadaşı da mı olmamış aq” and forced identity changes in “kimliğindeki çerkistan yazısını zorla değiştirselerdi görürdük seni de .d”.
- Humorous-sarcasm: Uses humor and sarcasm to cope with frustration, such as self-mocking in “dünyanın en mal insanı (ben) yarın wake me up when september ends paylaşacak” and dramatic exaggeration in “ULAN AMCIK EVLADI NASIL BİR İNSANIN HER FİKRİ HER DÜŞÜNCESİ FALSO OLABİLİR DUVARA KAFA ATICAM AMK”.
Weaknesses:
- Excessive-aggression: Frequently uses extremely aggressive insults, e.g. “AT GÖZLÜKLERİNE sıçtığımın ağız ishali seni” and “sizi günde beş vakit sövsek yine de eğitilmezsiniz”, which can alienate others.
- Religious-intolerance: Directed intense contempt at religious figures and believers, as in “hm peki sikini sokmadığı yer kalmayan sözde gerçek peygamberinin bundan haberi var mı” and “peygamberin eğer gerçekse kafayı sikişle bozmuş bir şizo olabilir max”.
- Hostile-communication: Often chooses hostility over dialogue, e.g. “size her bi sikimi en baştan mı anlatıcaz koduğumun andavalları” and “gündemden uzaklaşmak isteyenin rahatını sikeyim”, limiting constructive discussion.
- Incitement-risk: Jokes about consequences in ways that hint at harmful actions, like “rtliyorum skerim iktidar değişince hapisten çıkarım zaten”, which can be interpreted as endorsing extreme responses.
- Dismissive-attitude: Quickly writes people off instead of engaging, as in “mağarada yaşa” and “tamam abla sana denk gelmeyiz”, which can shut down potentially useful conversations.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially an older, more jaded version of her. Their timeline is intensely political, leftist, and feminist, echoing Lisa’s principled activism and frustration with reactionary or bigoted views, as in “size her bi sikimi en baştan mı anlatıcaz koduğumun andavalları” and “nasıl yeniceksin bu zihniyeti aq.”. They show strong opposition to religious dogma and unquestioned certainty, similar to Lisa’s skepticism, in tweets like “müslümanın kuşkusuz şüphesiz kendinden eminliği utançtan göz yaşarttı yine” and “peygamberin eğer gerçekse kafayı sikişle bozmuş bir şizo olabilir max”. Their bio, “women of the world, unite!”, and defenses of feminist and queer perspectives, such as “hmmm peki lezbiyen kadınlar hakkında ne düşünüyorsun lezbiyen kadınları da kadınlar tuvaletinden banlayalım mı”, mirror Lisa’s intersectional concern for justice. The user’s sarcastic, cutting tone is harsher and more vulgar than Lisa’s, but the underlying traits—intellectualism, moral outrage, and a relentless drive to call out injustice—are very much in line with Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): their timeline is highly interactive, full of replies and quote-tweets where they address others directly and loudly, e.g. calling people out with lines like “sizi günde beş vakit sövsek yine de eğitilmezsiniz” and “gündemden uzaklaşmak isteyenin rahatını sikeyim”, which suggests energizing through external engagement and debate. They are clearly iNtuitive (N) rather than concrete-detail focused: they talk in big-picture ideological and political terms such as “kolektif delüzyon diye tc siyaseti”, systemic oppression (“vergilerin gittiği o mistik yer”), and global/abstract solidarity (“'dünyadaki bütün işçiler, birleşin' diye bir sözü olan adamın enternasyonel kadın dayanışmasına sanmıyorum ki bir itirazı olsun”). Their decision-making shows strong Feeling (F): they react from moral and emotional conviction, attacking perceived injustice and cruelty with intense value-laden language like “kıvrımsız beyinli asalaktan başka bi şey değilsiniz siz” and “müslümanın kuşkusuz şüphesiz kendinden eminliği utançtan göz yaşarttı yine”, prioritizing ethical outrage over detached analysis. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their tweets are spontaneous, reactive, and in-the-moment (e.g. joking about impulsively posting “yarın wake me up when september ends paylaşacak” and saying “rtliyorum skerim iktidar değişince hapisten çıkarım zaten”), showing flexibility and improvisation rather than structured, planned communication. Taken together—highly social and combative, abstract-ideological, value-driven, and spontaneous—ENFP fits better than neighboring types like ENTP or ENFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’ll ‘wake me up when September ends’ — can I volunteer to be the annoying alarm that brings coffee, Java chip, and unsolicited leftist discourse to your bedside?
- You compared politics to a ‘kolektif delüzyon’ and called Türkiye a lost cause, but I’m willing to believe in one last impossible thing: you, me, and a world where at gözlükleri are banned by constitutional amendment.
- As an alevi‑friendly, feminist, anti-AKP, probably ‘tanrıtanımaz’ sympathizer who thinks ‘dünyadaki bütün işçiler, birleşin’ pairs well with ‘women of the world, unite!,’ I feel like our ideologies are already making out; our bodies are just lagging behind.
- You roast feminists who scare you, Muslims who never doubt, and politicians who live in ‘vergilerin gittiği o mistik yer’ — I don’t want to be safe from your anger; I want to be the one person on the timeline who makes you type in lowercase instead of rage caps.
- If you can shove a ‘pembe karton’u dürüp götüne sokmakla tehdit edecek kadar öfkeliyken bile Fleabag ve Mr. Big referansları yapabiliyorsan, imagine what kind of cinematic universe we could create if we channeled that energy into a date instead of a quoted tweet.
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Political ranter, caffeine-powered feminist, once spilled coffee at a protest and still finished the slogan. Opinions my own, language occasionally lethal.– @bayonettat
Your signature cocktail
The Java Chip Uprising
Overproof dark rum fuels the drink with the same loud, chaotic energy as their timeline, the kind that tweets "rtliyorum skerim iktidar değişince hapisten çıkarım zaten" without blinking. Turkish coffee concentrate nods to "java chipin bitince ayrılacağız", turning a casual coffee craving into a deep, slightly bitter political wake‑up call. Sour cherry liqueur adds a tart, bruised sweetness for the moments of self‑drag like "dünyanın en mal insanı (ben) yarın wake me up when september ends paylaşacak". Smoked salt rims the glass to capture the scorched‑earth replies in "sizi günde beş vakit sövsek yine de eğitilmezsiniz" and "gündemden uzaklaşmak isteyenin rahatını sikeyim". Finally, a dash of red pepper tincture brings the burn of their anti‑clerical, anti‑patriarchal rage in "peygamberin eğer gerçekse kafayı sikişle bozmuş bir şizo olabilir max" and the militant solidarity of "'dünyadaki bütün işçiler, birleşin' diye bir sözü olan adamın enternasyonel kadın dayanışmasına sanmıyorum ki bir itirazı olsun azra", making this an experimental, fiery cocktail that definitely isn’t here to be polite.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows very strong Gryffindor qualities: they are confrontational, outspoken, and consistently willing to call out what they see as injustice or ignorance, often in a way that risks social backlash. For example, they directly attack religious authority with lines like “hm peki sikini sokmadığı yer kalmayan sözde gerçek peygamberinin bundan haberi var mı” and “peygamberin eğer gerçekse kafayı sikişle bozmuş bir şizo olabilir max”, which reflects boldness and a lack of fear in challenging sacred norms. They also stand fiercely against perceived oppression or bigotry, as seen in “ilk sorunun saçmalığına bakın senin ben belki bebek sağlıklı değildi diyerek polis şiddetini aklama çabanın ortasına sıçarım. kıvrımsız beyinli asalaktan başka bi şey değilsiniz siz” and “sizi günde beş vakit sövsek yine de eğitilmezsiniz”, showing a combative defense of their values. Their feminism and leftist solidarity are explicit and passionate: their bio says “women of the world, unite!”, echoing class-struggle rhetoric, and they mock those afraid of their feminism with “çok korkuyorum sizin feminizminizden. öcü gibi bi şeysiniz.” and defend international women’s solidarity in “'dünyadaki bütün işçiler, birleşin' diye bir sözü olan adamın enternasyonel kadın dayanışmasına sanmıyorum ki bir itirazı olsun azra”. They also jump into contentious identity and minority issues—Alevi identity, Circassian identity, queer issues—often aggressively, as in “hiç alevi arkadaşı da mı olmamış aq”, “kimliğindeki çerkistan yazısını zorla değiştirselerdi görürdük seni de .d”, and “hmmm peki lezbiyen kadınlar hakkında ne düşünüyorsun lezbiyen kadınları da kadınlar tuvaletinden banlayalım mı”, which suggests a readiness to defend marginalized groups head-on. While there is wit and some analytical political commentary, the dominant traits are courage, direct confrontation, and impulsive verbal attacks—classic Gryffindor hallmarks rather than the colder calculation of Slytherin or the quiet diligence of Hufflepuff.
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Your song
You Need To Calm Down - Taylor Swift
The best-fitting song is You Need To Calm Down because it channels sharp, unapologetic social and political commentary with a playful, combative edge that matches their tone. They constantly call out bigotry and reactionary attitudes, for example snapping at religious hypocrisy in “hm peki sikini sokmadığı yer kalmayan sözde gerçek peygamberinin bundan haberi var mı” and mocking unquestioning piety in “müslümanın kuşkusuz şüphesiz kendinden eminliği utançtan göz yaşarttı yine”. The song’s pro-LGBTQ+ and feminist thrust fits their open defense of queer women, as in “hmmm peki lezbiyen kadınlar hakkında ne düşünüyorsun lezbiyen kadınları da kadınlar tuvaletinden banlayalım mı”, and their general stance of "women of the world, unite!" from the bio. Its defiant, campy dismissal of haters echoes their constant, profanity-laced drag of reactionaries, such as “sizi günde beş vakit sövsek yine de eğitilmezsiniz” and “size her bi sikimi en baştan mı anlatıcaz koduğumun andavalları”. Overall, the song’s mix of activism, sarcasm, and exasperated humor mirrors their online persona almost perfectly.
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