BayShitpost
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Nostalgic: His frequent references to 'NOSTALGIA IS A MENTAL ILLNESS AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME' show a deep appreciation for the past.
- Intellectually Curious: His references to 'Everyone remembers Agartha, or Hyperborea' shows he has an interest in esoterica and history.
- Self-Aware: He recognizes his own tendencies towards irony with 'Irony is all I know though', showing some introspection.
- Loyal: He states that 'Most of my best friends aren’t White…' showing that he doesn't let race dictate his relationship.
- Empathetic: His sadness about the dog getting hit by a car, 'I feel so bad', reveals a capacity for compassion.
Weaknesses:
- Extremist Views: His statement 'Mussies are evil. I hope the israelis destroy palestine' is a clear indication of prejudice and hate.
- Insecure: His lament about his height and eye color, 'I’m 5’8 with poop eyes and my cousin is 6’1 with blue eyes I might kill myself bro', shows a lack of self-confidence.
- Provocative: His assertion that 'Antisemitism should’ve been gatekept more' is intentionally inflammatory and offensive.
- Pessimistic: His belief that 'Reject modernity, embrace nostalgia. (all we can do it remember because it will never be like this again.)' suggests a bleak outlook on the future.
- Aggressive: His statement 'Absolutely tragic. These people need to either be eradicated or deported' is a violent and dehumanizing sentiment.
Your Simpsons character
Nelson Muntz
BayShitpost shares similarities with Nelson Muntz. Both exhibit a cynical and often cruel sense of humor. Nelson's signature 'Ha-ha!' mocks others' misfortunes, echoing BayShitpost's sometimes callous remarks. While Nelson occasionally shows a softer side, his default is often one of mockery and indifference, similar to BayShitpost's blend of controversial opinions and occasional expressions of empathy. Both characters seem to struggle with expressing vulnerability, often masking it with sarcasm or aggression. Nelson's outsider status and rebellious attitude also resonate with BayShitpost's contrarian views.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
BayShitpost exhibits traits of an INTP: Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Perceiving. His intellectual curiosity, shown in his references to historical and philosophical concepts, aligns with the INTP's love for exploring complex ideas. His critical thinking and skepticism are evident in his questioning of mainstream narratives and his willingness to challenge conventional wisdom. The INTP's tendency towards introspection and self-analysis is reflected in BayShitpost's expressions of self-loathing and vulnerability. However, his lack of tact and tendency to express controversial opinions may stem from underdeveloped social skills, a common trait among INTPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 'truth nuke'? Because I hate saying that, but you've been gentrified by my woke heart.
- Is your name Coke Zero? Because you're God's third greatest gift to mankind... after Jesus and free will, of course.
- Are you a 'chosen one'? Because you're my favorite trope in any piece of entertainment.
- Do you believe in free speech? Because I'm about to say something that might get me criminally punished for 'hate speech'... but only if you report me.
- Are you a talking Ben video? Because seeing you made my heart explode in a gory mess of guts and blood... in a good way, of course.
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Your new Twitter bio
Nostalgic High School Senior | White & Native | Wrestling with Reality & Delusions | Seeking Lost 'Gems' from My Nuked Account | Occasional Walks & Dog Encounters | Warning: May Express Controversial Opinions– @BayShitpost
Your signature cocktail
The Alt-Right Old Fashioned
The 'Alt-Right Old Fashioned' captures BayShitpost's complex and controversial persona. The rye whiskey represents his traditional values and his rejection of modern trends. The Angostura bitters add a bitter edge, reflecting his cynicism and disillusionment. The sugar cube symbolizes his longing for simpler times and a sense of nostalgia. The orange peel provides a hint of citrus, representing his occasional moments of empathy and compassion. The absinthe rinse adds a touch of darkness and danger, reflecting his willingness to explore controversial ideologies.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
BayShitpost would likely be sorted into Slytherin. His ambition is evident in his desire to 'protect this' by deporting people, showing a ruthless determination to achieve his goals, however misguided. His 'Antisemitism should’ve been gatekept more' suggests a cunning and strategic approach to maintaining his worldview, even if it means gatekeeping knowledge. While he expresses nostalgia, his actions often prioritize his own vision of the future, aligning with Slytherin's focus on self-preservation and ambition. His controversial and often inflammatory statements demonstrate a willingness to defy social norms in pursuit of his own agenda.
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (covered by Johnny Cash)
The song 'Hurt,' especially Johnny Cash's version, captures BayShitpost's underlying pain and self-destructive tendencies. The lyrics speak of regret, self-harm, and a longing for something lost, mirroring BayShitpost's expressions of self-loathing and nostalgia. The song's raw emotion and vulnerability contrast with BayShitpost's often aggressive online persona, revealing a deeper sense of hurt and isolation. The line 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel' resonates with BayShitpost's provocative statements, possibly as a way to elicit a reaction and feel something.
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