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While seemingly opposite, Bazooka Joe's personality resonates with Ned Flanders, despite their contrasting views. Both are deeply religious, 'About to go to my room temperature IQ prot church.', yet struggle with faith, 'My preacher just said 'Don't hand kids chick tracks on halloween'. Lol'. Both are prone to naive optimism, 'I believe that Gods plan for me is to stand in traffic so someone important can get out of harms way.', while simultaneously experiencing deep pessimism, 'Depressed, and lonely.' This duality, coupled with their shared struggles with faith and their attempts to find meaning in a chaotic world, makes them surprisingly similar.

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Zendaya's #1 Hater. Movie buff, Dune enthusiast, and lover of all things ironic. (But seriously, I'm just a lonely guy trying to make sense of the world.)– @bazooka_jew

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Bazooka Joe's personality aligns with the traits of Slytherin, known for ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. His cynical outlook, 'The 'wretched refuse' part of the Statue of Libery plaque seems more true these days.', and his desire to accumulate wealth, 'New Years Resolution: Accumulate as much money as I can to insulate myself from the incoming regime of satan.', reflect the Slytherin ambition for power and control. His ability to see through facades, 'The fuuuuture🤯 ', and his strategic thinking, 'I for one am torn between optimism, or for depthless cynicism. Can't decide', showcase the cunning and resourcefulness associated with this house. While he might not be overtly malicious, his cynicism and self-interest align with the Slytherin tendency to prioritize personal gain.

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The song 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails captures Bazooka Joe's emotional state and struggles. The lyrics, 'I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel, I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real', reflect his depression and self-destructive tendencies. His desire for peace, 'Please pray for my sister who died from an alchohol induced liver failure, that she, and I may find peace.', resonates with the song's longing for solace and release. The song's raw and emotional intensity mirrors Bazooka Joe's vulnerability and his search for meaning in a world that feels increasingly chaotic and meaningless.

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