bbgeutz
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Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson is known for his self‑destructive habits, chronic overeating, heavy drinking and frequent bouts of depression, which mirror the user’s tweets about gaining weight ('i gained two pounds oml'), love of day‑drinking ('Four and a half drinks and now we heading home'), and feeling hopeless ('i hate myself im gonna die alone'). The user’s frequent references to neglecting medication ('i havent been taking my meds oops') and suicidal thoughts ('if he doesnt reply within the next hour i will kill myself') echo Homer’s occasional suicidal moments after losing his job or feeling worthless. Both exhibit impulsive behavior like cutting or fasting ('gonna try to fast tonight', 'to cut or not to cut thats the question') and a chaotic emotional state ('i think my emotions are getting to me over small shit'). These patterns of self‑sabotage, low self‑esteem and a reliance on food and alcohol make Homer the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is dominated by personal feelings and self‑reflection, e.g., "i hate my body today" and "i hate myself im gonna die alone," indicating an introverted focus. Their tweets revolve around concrete, sensory experiences such as "i feel nauseous while eating is this a sign to stop eating" and "i gained two pounds," suggesting a sensing preference. They make decisions based on how they feel rather than logical analysis, as shown by emotionally charged statements like "i think my emotions are getting to me over small shit" and "if he doesn’t reply within the next hour i will kill myself." Their lifestyle is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive actions like "cutting tonight for no reason" and "broke my fast feeling pathetic," reflecting a perceiving orientation. Overall, these patterns align best with an ISFP type.

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Trans creator & self‑care nerd 🌈 | I once fasted for 24h, napped through it. Coffee, avocado & memes keep me sane. #MentalHealthMatters– @bbgeutz

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail mixes the creamy richness of avocado (a nod to the 🥑 in the bio) with the sharp bite of lime to echo the tweet "i feel nauseous while eating is this a sign to stop eating". The splash of Monster energy captures the frantic "drank a smirnoff and now imma drink a monster" vibe. A dash of simple syrup adds the sweet‑to‑danger contrast of "i feel like such a fatass eating a THIRD slice of cake kill me". Vodka brings the "i <3 day drinking" energy, while the overall turbulent flavor mirrors the user’s roller‑coaster of self‑esteem, hyper‑sexuality, and playful chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets reveal a strong focus on personal gain and self‑preservation, hallmark traits of Slytherin. They openly ask others to benefit them, for example saying 'if any women wanna take advantage of me im available' and requesting 'someone buy me nitro tahnks'. Their ambition for resources shows up in 'ill believe these paypig accs when i get money in my cashapp at random'. They also use dramatic threats for attention, as in 'if he doesnt reply within the next hour i will kill myself', illustrating a self‑serving, cunning approach. Overall, the pattern of seeking advantage, chasing resources, and prioritizing personal needs aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The song "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails (famously covered by Johnny Cash) captures the intense self‑destructive urges and deep sadness evident in bbgeutz's timeline. The lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" mirrors tweets like 'i cut or to goon thats the question [picture]' and 'i haven't been taking my meds oops [picture]'. Their repeated expressions of self‑hate and suicidal thoughts—'i hate myself im gonna die alone' and 'if he doesnt reply within the next hour i will kill myself'—align with the song’s theme of confronting inner pain. Additionally, the refrain "what have I become?" reflects their struggle with body image and disordered eating, as seen in 'i feel like such a fatass eating a THIRD slice of cake kill me [picture]'. Overall, the raw, confessional tone of "Hurt" matches the user’s ongoing battle with depression, self‑harm, and a yearning for relief.

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