Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic friend: Shows deep care for friends and loss, e.g. grieving ‘rachy’ in “hoje fazem 7 meses que a rachy foi embora :((” and mourning friendship endings in “fim de amizade é um saco”.
- Socially aware: Bio ‘aquela amiga too woke’ matches calling out xenophobia and prejudice, e.g. “mds parem de inventar coisas so pra incentivar xenofobia” and defense of abused or marginalized people in “a amanda q ficou biruta dps de ser abusada varias vezes…”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm and knowledge about media (Glee, Stranger Things, Dear Evan Hansen, Camila Cabello), e.g. defending Evan Hansen in “alguem gosta desse mentiroso… e é o evan hansen” and loyalty to Camila in “CAMILA CABELLO EU NAO VOU SOLTAR SUA MAO TA BOM”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses absurd, self‑deprecating humor and anecdotes, like the funeral haircut story in “quando eu cheguei no velorio… sandrao do tremembe” and chaotic running-in-heels narrative in “tava correndo de maluco no meio do asfalto molhado de chuva usando o salto mais alto do mundo”.
- Resilient personality: Even when distressed, frames herself as fighting on, e.g. “tava chorando e querendo morrer mas ai lembrei q sou muito punkrocker e eu nao vou dar esse gostinho pros normies”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward others, e.g. “filho da puta” and “mana so fala q nao quwr ir logo”, which can come off as aggressive.
- Emotional volatility: Tweets swing between humor and intense distress, including death‑related jokes like “gente minha fimose inflamo e eu vo morre fim do canal” and repeated crying posts such as “to aqui em casa chorando por causa da eleven”.
- Conflict-prone: Publicly rants when annoyed, e.g. “a proxima pessoa q vier encher o saco falando de bot cmg eu vou mandar tomar no cu” and frustration with people making excuses in “odeio quando a pessoa nao quer ir ai fica arrumando desculpa”.
- Self-deprecating: Makes negative jokes about herself and her appearance, e.g. mentioning people flagged her photo as gore in “da ultima vez q eu postei foto minha, denunciaram minha conta falando q era gore”, which may reinforce low self‑image.
- Attachment struggles: Strong fixation on lost friendships and grief (e.g. repeated ‘rachy’ posts like “saudades da rachy” and “2 meses” in this tweet), plus pain over ending friendships in “its such a shame our friendship had to end ; ;”, suggesting difficulty letting go.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-online, politically aware, and creatively ambitious. They call themself “aquela amiga too woke” and complain about xenophobia in posts like “mds parem de inventar coisas so pra incentivar xenofobia”, which fits Lisa’s socially conscious, justice‑oriented side. Like Lisa, they’re academically driven and theatrically inclined, bragging “1º lugar em teatro na ufmg, vou ser a primeira atriz do mundo”. They’re also deeply emotional and reflective about friendships and grief, shown in tweets like “fim de amizade é um saco” and “hoje fazem 7 meses que a rachy foi embora :((”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to feel everything intensely. At the same time, the mix of dark humor and self-awareness in posts like “tava chorando e querendo morrer mas ai lembrei q sou muito punkrocker e eu nao vou dar esse gostinho pros normies” mirrors Lisa’s blend of angst, irony, and resilience.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extravert (E): they constantly narrate social drama and friendships, e.g. lamenting ending friendships in “fim de amizade é um saco” and joking about being perceived on main like in “da ultima vez q eu postei foto minha, denunciaram minha conta falando q era gore”, showing comfort with attention and social chaos. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they jump between fandoms, metaphors and big-picture social takes, such as “nenhuma experiencia e individual ne” and political/media jokes like “Olá @realDonaldTrump este é o filho de Nicolás Maduro…”, focusing more on ideas and implications than concrete detail. They are clearly Feeling (F): emotions and values dominate, from intense parasocial/fandom protection like “ja perdi tantos amigos pra defender a millie q fico gag” and “mds parem de inventar coisas so pra incentivar xenofobia” to vulnerable posts such as “tava chorando e querendo morrer mas ai lembrei q sou muito punkrocker e eu nao vou dar esse gostinho pros normies”. Their behavior suggests Perceiving (P): they present as spontaneous, chaotic and last‑minute rather than structured or planned, like “voltei gente, tava correndo de maluco no meio do asfalto molhado de chuva usando o salto mais alto do mundo” and the way they let mood and hyperfixations (Glee, Dear Evan Hansen, Stranger Things, Camila Cabello) drive their timeline. The combination of expressive sociability, idea‑driven fandom takes, emotional intensity, and chaotic spontaneity fits best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You got 1st place in theatre at UFMG and said you’ll be the first actress in the world — can I audition to be your love interest, or is that role already cast?
- You keep defending Evan Hansen like it’s a full-time job… if you can love a messy, anxious liar that much, imagine how hard you’d stan someone who actually texts back.
- You said you were crying and wanting to die but remembered you’re too punkrocker to give normies that satisfaction — I’m just asking if I can be the normie you refuse to die for and insist on kissing instead.
- You once said your routine on vacation would be just watching stuff and doing nothing — I volunteer as tribute to lie on the couch next to you and argue about Glee ships and Stranger Things theories all day.
- If friendship breakups hurt that much and you’re still this loyal to Camila Cabello, Millie, and Rachy… I don’t want to be your crush, I want to be the person you write deranged, overprotective threads about in two years.
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Theatre student at UFMG, vegetarian, defending Evan Hansen and Camila Cabello since forever. Once had my selfie reported as gore and still logged back in.– @bbpinkcxo
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a very strong Gryffindor energy: intense emotions, impulsive behavior, and a tendency to dramatize their own pain as a kind of heroic struggle. They openly talk about running “in the middle of wet asphalt in the rain wearing the highest heels in the world” as a casual anecdote, which is a very reckless, bravado-filled choice: “voltei gente, tava correndo de maluco no meio do asfalto molhado de chuva usando o salto mais alto do mundo”. Their self-description as “too woke” in the bio and callouts of xenophobia and prejudice show a willingness to loudly stand up for what they believe is right, as in “mds parem de inventar coisas so pra incentivar xenofobia” and when they defend Millie and other women in heated terms: “ja perdi tantos amigos pra defender a millie q fico gag”. They frequently frame themselves as embattled but defiant, e.g. “tava chorando e querendo morrer mas ai lembrei q sou muito punkrocker e eu nao vou dar esse gostinho pros normies”, which is classic Gryffindor martyr/hero language. There is some Hufflepuff-style loyalty in their grief over “rachy” and friendships ending, and some Slytherin-style sharpness in their insults, but the dominant pattern is fiery, emotional fearlessness and a dramatic readiness to fight for people and causes they care about—hallmarks of Gryffindor.
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Your song
Complicated - Avril Lavigne
A song that best suits them is Complicated by Avril Lavigne, because it mixes angst, sarcasm, and sensitivity in a way that matches their online persona. They openly talk about friendship drama and endings, like when they said “fim de amizade é um saco” and “its such a shame our friendship had to end ; ;”, which mirrors the song’s frustration with people changing and relationships getting messy. Their bio “aquela amiga too woke” and jokes about being punky or edgy, like “tava chorando e querendo morrer mas ai lembrei q sou muito punkrocker e eu nao vou dar esse gostinho pros normies”, fit Avril’s pop‑punk energy and refusal to conform. They’re dramatic, emotional, and a bit theatrical — from “1º lugar em teatro na ufmg, vou ser a primeira atriz do mundo” to crying over characters and shows — just like the heightened emotional world of the song. Overall, Complicated captures their mix of vulnerability, teenage/young adult chaos, and sarcastic commentary on people and relationships.
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