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Your Simpsons character
Ximena shares Lisa’s intense academic drive and perfectionist tendencies, often tying her self-worth to her performance and discipline. She notes, “I perform better academically when heavily restricting, don't know why,” reflecting a bleak version of Lisa's need for control through achievement. Like the middle Simpson child, she feels isolated and misunderstood by her peers, lamenting that “there’s nothing sadder than seeing how all my friends from here recovered... while I’m still here, years later, just being left behind.” Her tweets reveal a cynical, high-brow interiority—similar to The Simpsons' resident intellectual—where she struggles with the “deepest parts of my mind that I will never be able to cut or burn out of my brain.”

Your MBTI personality Type
Ximena displays Introversion through her preference for solitude and internal struggle, noting how she “disappeared and deleted” from social circles and values her “privacy” by gaslighting others to avoid social interference. Her Intuition is evident in her focus on the “deepest parts of my mind” and her desire for “mental clarity” over physical sensations. She demonstrates a Thinking preference through her blunt, often cynical logic, such as treating calories as a “monetary unit” and critiquing the “romanticism” of fiction. Finally, her Judging trait is highlighted by her highly structured approach to her life and goals, seen in her “Thread on how I lost 10kg” and her frustration when she “programmed my fast” poorly.

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Engineering student from Argentina. When I’m not studying or drawing, I’m listening to girly pop and baking enough carrot cake to keep my entire family fed.– @BcalsNyx

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is bone-dry and sharply sophisticated, reflecting a user who feels “hunger hurts but starving works” while maintaining a chic Argentine edge. The base of sparkling wine nods to her love for her country and her 'girly pop' ritual of “putting random shit on my face... listening to music”, while the bitter yerba mate represents her academic grind and the “noise in my head” that fuels her restriction. A singular drop of sweetness mirrors her rare moments of indulgence, like her “bizcochuelos de 12 huevos”, served in a glass chilled to the temperature of her “nostalgia” for a lower BMI. It’s an experimental, high-functioning drink for someone who claims to “perform better academically when heavily restricting”.

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Ximena demonstrates a classic Slytherin focus on self-preservation and resourcefulness, noting how she “trato como unidad monetaria” her daily intake to achieve her goals. She shows a calculating, almost cunning nature when it comes to social interactions, admitting she will “go on an insane gaslighting curve” to keep her private life hidden from others. Her ambition is intense and self-directed, evidenced by her desire for “an abnormally large amount of dedication” so she could “simply decide I want something and do it with no mental obstacles.” Furthermore, her dark wit and blunt honesty about her internal competition with others, such as being “annoyed by most that are skinnier than me,” aligns with the house's characteristic pride and drive for status.

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The song's themes of body dissatisfaction and the obsession with achieving a specific physique mirror Ximena's constant monitoring of her BMI and physical features. She expresses a painful longing for a lower weight, stating, “Each time I feel bad and can’t do anything because of the noise in my head, I look at my thinspo from when I was at BMI 16.8 and feel better.” The lyrics' focus on the struggle with eating habits aligns with her admission that “Hunger hurts but starving works” and her observation that “nothing makes me feel fatter than being able to shave my armpits with a razor.” Ultimately, the song captures the exhaustion of a self-destructive cycle that she feels trapped in, noting that while others recovered, she is “still here, years later, just being left behind.”

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