Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Goal-Oriented: He sets clear personal objectives, such as “Доучить итальянский до B2”, showing focus on self-improvement.
- Technical Proficiency: Demonstrates advanced software skills by “connecting to a remote WSL from Rider” through complex network configurations.
- Persistence: Spent months navigating bureaucracy for an “Italian digital nomad visa” despite changing rules.
- Entrepreneurial Initiative: Actively developing a medical software product and “seeking a cardiologist for paid consultation” to ensure quality.
- Appreciation for Beauty: Frequently shares aesthetic moments, from “summer scents” to the “bumblebee in a camellia”.
Weaknesses:
- Low Frustration Tolerance: Quick to use harsh language when software UIs or services don't meet his standards, calling developers “ебанаты”.
- Impulsive Consumption: Admits to a lack of self-control with food, fearing he will “eat a whole kilogram of strawberries at once”.
- Aggressive Communication: Uses derogatory terms like “Пидарасы” when publicly addressing corporate customer service issues.
- Resistance to Complexity: Dismisses popular tools like Obsidian as a “strange craft for geeks” because the UI isn't immediately intuitive.
- Cynical Outlook: Displays a sarcastic attitude toward professional recognition, mocking the “Honored IT Worker” award proposal.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Den matches Lisa Simpson due to his intellectual curiosity, tech-savviness, and high standards for how things should function. He displays Lisa's perfectionism and critical eye for design, such as when he asks why “UI ebay конечно же привет 90 ые” or complains that “UI просто никакой” in certain software. Like Lisa, he is a dedicated student currently working to “Доучить итальянский до B2” and possesses a sophisticated palate for the “Еда богов”. Finally, his work on a “софтину, связанную с датчиками ЭКГ” mirrors Lisa’s precocious nature and her tendency to engage in complex, scientific projects.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Den exhibits Introversion and Thinking through his focus on solitary technical pursuits, such as his blunt critique of “strange crafts by geeks for geeks” like Obsidian and his annoyance with inefficient “payment gateways on mongodb.” His Intuitive nature is shown in his long-term goal “to reach the stars” and his work on complex software involving “ECG sensors.” Finally, his Judging trait is evident in his structured approach to relocation, spending months on “collecting documents and translations” for his digital nomad visa and setting clear milestones like reaching “Italian level B2.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Samsung address field? Because you've passed all my validation regexes and I'm ready to hit 'submit'.
- I heard you're looking for a cardiologist to look at ECG sensor data—wanna skip the software and see if our heart rates can sync up in real time?
- If we were a complex Rider setup, I'd travel through any VPN and NAT just to connect to your WSL and run a project together.
- Forget the Italian digital nomad visa—I've already approved your permanent residency in my heart, no translated documents required.
- I promise I’m easier to handle than Obsidian; I won't leave your files lying around and my UI is much more user-friendly.
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Software dev in Lucca, Italy, building ECG tech and chasing B2 Italian. I once lived in Tbilisi and now trade Georgia's residency for world-class pasta.– @bchasio
Your signature cocktail
The Digital Nomad’s Bitter Spritz
This drink captures the chaotic transition from Georgia to Lucca, starting with a base of grappa to represent his goal to “Доучить итальянский до B2”. The muddled strawberries provide a sweet, dangerous lure, mirroring his admission that “единственное, что меня останавливает от покупки килограмма клубники — это то что я вточу её всю строго за один раз”. An espresso shot keeps the energy high for “vibe coding” and ECG software development. Finally, a heavy dash of bitters pays homage to his constant battle with terrible interfaces, like when he wonders “какие ебанаты это придумали” regarding ping sorting. It is a strong, experimental drink served in a glass as cold as his opinion of “Obsidian”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Den exhibits a strong Ravenclaw profile through his analytical approach to technology and his dedicated pursuit of new knowledge. He demonstrates a sharp, critical wit when evaluating software UI, such as his frustration with “sorting by distance instead of ping duration” and his technical deep-dive into “connecting to a remote Windows machine via VPN to use WSL inside Rider”. His intellectual curiosity is evidenced by his disciplined goal to “finish learning Italian to a B2 level” and his work developing complex “software related to ECG sensors”. This combination of professional technical rigor and a structured commitment to self-improvement perfectly aligns with the house of wit and learning.
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Your song
Fly Me to the Moon - Frank Sinatra
This classic perfectly encapsulates Den's journey from his Latin bio Per aspera ad astra (through hardships to the stars) to his literal relocation to Italy. His technical background and passion for innovation are evident as he praises “SpaceX посадили бустер heavy обратно на площадку”, mirroring the song's celestial themes. The song’s romantic, Mediterranean-adjacent flair matches his new life in Lucca where he enjoys local treats like “вкусность приехала из Cinque Terre” and experiences a climate where “На улице +18 и солнце и прямо ТАК пахнет летом”. Furthermore, the lyrics' sense of wonder aligns with his persistent pursuit of European residency, despite hurdles like when the “консульство буквально ПОД МЕНЯ закрутило ещё одну гайку”. Ultimately, Sinatra's sophisticated yet adventurous vibe mirrors Den’s blend of high-level coding, culinary appreciation, and his ambition to “Доучить итальянский до B2”.
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