BDG_ART
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly bounce off other people’s posts, thrive on public back‑and‑forth, and present themselves loudly and performatively, e.g. the bio and tweets like “WE HAVE 3 YEARS LEFT UNTIL THE END GO TO YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE AND STEAL EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!” and “i am teleporting to november 28 1999 to call Alex a pedophile”, which are designed for maximum audience reaction. Their humor and commentary lean heavily Intuitive (N): they jump to big concepts, satire, and patterns in culture and politics rather than concrete how‑to details, like “its so funny how are economy is basically a bunch of nerds who got 0 pussy in high school saying that they are building god and investors keep throwing money at them” and “we got about 2 more weeks optimistically before this AI shit got us cooked permanently”. They come off as Thinking (T): blunt, analytical, and often harsh or mocking rather than tactful, as in “political instincts of a wet dog” and “all this niggas 'knowledge' of trans women comes from porn…”, preferring pointed critique over soothing people’s feelings even when they clearly care about issues like racism and transphobia. Their timeline is highly Perceiving (P): impulsive, chaotic, and in‑the‑moment—jumping from games to politics to anime to wild hypotheticals with little sign of long‑range planning or structure, e.g. “starting to think im dead and this is hell” right alongside sudden gaming rants like “LIEUTENANT SURGE SHOULDVE DIED IN THAT FUCKING WAR IVE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS FUCKING PUZZLE FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES”. Taken together—the extroverted, combative joking, abstract social commentary, logic‑driven roasting, and improvisational chaos—ENTP (the provocative, debate‑oriented ‘shitposter philosopher’ type) fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You talking about racist states and Black population density got me thinking — if we lived in the same one, that’d statistically increase the number of fine Black people there by at least 1. Want to run the numbers together or you still ‘not good at math’? 😏
- You said you’ve been trying to cook up a mentor character with bandages over his eyes till you remembered Gojo — I volunteer as tribute: I’ll be the mentor who can actually see how fine you are, no blindfold required.
- You rage at Lieutenant Surge’s puzzle for 10 minutes but still didn’t give up — that’s the kind of persistence I need in someone who’s gonna keep trying to unlock my heart even when it’s on gym-leader difficulty.
- You said if you were mayor of NYC you’d purge all Eric Adams tweets — I’m just trying to be your first executive order: mandatory date night with you, no cops, just us and some affordable jollof a Ghanaian would materialize to co-sign.
- You talk about Pelinal Whitestrake, Garchomp speed tiers, and the holy knights like it’s casual conversation — I don’t know if Buggy’s the future Pirate King, but I do know I’d let you plunder my heart faster than an AI bubble popping in ‘2 weeks optimistically.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Cartoons, comics, and questionable opinions. Once rage-quit Lt. Surge’s puzzle and still drew fanart after. they/he– @BDG_ART
Your signature cocktail
The Kirkified Hard R-hattan
This drink hits like a timeline scroll through their feed: loud, political, and a little unhinged, so it needs overproof dark rum to match the 'WE HAVE 3 YEARS LEFT UNTIL THE END GO TO YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE AND STEAL EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!' energy from “WE HAVE 3 YEARS LEFT UNTIL THE END GO TO YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE AND STEAL EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!”. The bitter aperitif stands in for their constant disappointment with politicians and institutions, like when they yell “SELL CHUCK SCHUMER INTO WHITE SLAVERY” and roast Democratic failures in “im crying it took less than a week for the democrats to disappoint me”. Spiced kola nut syrup nods to Black diasporic flavor and their very Black, very online cultural commentary, from joking about jollof rice in “a ghanaian appeared from thin air the second she said its the best jollof rice im crying” to calling out racism in “the way japanese people talk about blackface you would think its completely foreign to them but there have been minstrel shows in japan since the late 1800s”. The charcoal-blackened citrus peel makes it literally dark and a little burnt, a visual wink to their apocalyptic AI posts like “we got about 2 more weeks optimistically before this AI shit got us cooked permanently” and their constant sense that this app is hell in “starting to think im dead and this is hell”. Strong, bitter-sweet, and theatrically chaotic, it’s a classic format warped into something cursed and hilarious, just like quoting 'kirkification' and assassination jokes in “kirkification part 2” and “the kirk assassination is pure comedy why that old man yell 'AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN' for no fucking reason”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
Alright - Kendrick Lamar
The song Alright fits them because it mixes raw frustration with dark humor and a resilient, political edge, just like their timeline. They constantly engage with anti-Black racism and history, from joking about algorithmic discrimination in “the shopper that has just entered is black, raise the prices of chicken by 12.64%” to calling out global blackface history in “there have been minstrel shows in japan since the late 1800s”. They’re openly hostile to racist systems and politicians, as seen in lines like “SELL CHUCK SCHUMER INTO WHITE SLAVERY” and “turn off the white house wifi right now”, echoing Kendrick’s critique of American power structures. At the same time, their humor and fatalism—like “starting to think im dead and this is hell” and “we got about 2 more weeks optimistically before this AI shit got us cooked permanently”—parallel the song’s balance of despair and defiant hope. Alright is political, Black-centered, angry, and still wryly optimistic, making it a natural soundtrack for their voice.
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