Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-intense: Expresses deep feelings openly, like intense love for her partner in “i fucking love my girl! 💭⭐️💌” and “ela é o amor da minha vida.”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and care toward people she loves, as in “só penso em viver tudo isso com ela” and birthday messages like “jennie te amo muito feliz niver”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own patterns and flaws, calling herself out in “sou completamente patética” and reflecting on anxiety in “eu to sempre pensando sem parar nos piores cenários possíveis”.
- Romantic: Idealizes shared futures and experiences with her partner, like “i think you should come live with me and we can be pirates then you won't have to cry” and travel plans in “não vejo a hora de eu e minha pretty femme servirmos muito enquanto turistamos pelo rio”.
- Socially-conscious: Engages critically with gender and sexuality issues, as seen in “amore, não é a ‘comunidade lésbica’ kkk é o mundo inteiro...” and “a misandria existe e eu sou a prova viva disso”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently calls herself pathetic in “sou completamente patética” and “eu realmente sou patética”, suggesting harsh self-judgment.
- Catastrophic-thinking: Mentions constant focus on worst outcomes in “eu to sempre pensando sem parar nos piores cenários possíveis”, showing anxiety-driven thought patterns.
- Emotional-overload: Struggles to cope with intense feelings, as in “ano que vem vai ser tão 🤯 não sei como vou conseguir lidar com tudo ao mesmo tempo” and “slowly i will just accept that the whole thing isnt really for me”.
- Harsh-language: Resorts to aggressive or violent phrasing, like “eu vou matar a laysa” and “esse nojento falando to com vontade de vomitar….”.
- Avoidant-decisionmaking: Struggles to act on desires or questions, shown in “entre perguntar ou levar esse curiosidade para o caixão” and procrastinating about her board in “eu to a uns dois anos dizendo que quero pintar minha prancha nunca escolho como quero”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, idealistic, and a bit melodramatic in love and life. Their tweets show a strong inner world and anxious overthinking, like Lisa’s tendency to spiral into worst‑case scenarios, for example “eu to sempre pensando sem parar nos piores cenários possíveis” and “slowly i will just accept that the whole thing isnt really for me”. They are deeply romantic and attach huge emotional meaning to relationships, much like Lisa’s crushes and idealism, seen in “ela é o amor da minha vida.”, “só penso em viver tudo isso com ela”, and “i fucking love my girl! 💭⭐️💌”. Like Lisa’s feminist and critical streak, they openly express misandry and critique social expectations, as in “a misandria existe e eu sou a prova viva disso” and their reflection on lesbian community norms in “a diferença é que esperam que a gente, por ser lésbica, já esteja desconstruída…”. There is also a strong sense of sensitivity and grief, reminiscent of Lisa’s episodes about loss and memory, shown by “não consigo segurar o choro quando percebo que esqueci a voz dela…”. All of this adds up to someone highly sensitive, politically aware, and emotionally intense: a very Lisa Simpson energy, but grown, queer, and online.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their timeline centers on inner emotions and a tight circle rather than broad social energy, e.g. “sou completamente patética” and “eu to sempre pensando sem parar nos piores cenários possíveis”, which show intense self-reflection and anxiety rather than outward-focused engagement. Their language shows strong Intuition (N): they frame life in dreamy, metaphorical terms like “i think you should come live with me and we can be pirates then you won't have to cry” and “ano que vem vai ser tão 🤯 não sei como vou conseguir lidar com tudo ao mesmo tempo”, focusing on possibilities and overarching feelings instead of concrete details. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: their tweets revolve around love and hurt, such as “ela é o amor da minha vida.”, “i fucking love my girl! 💭⭐️💌”, and their criticism of systemic misogyny and lesbophobia in “a misandria existe e eu sou a prova viva disso” and “a diferença é que esperam que a gente, por ser lésbica, já esteja desconstruída…” is rooted in values and emotional impact. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P) rather than structured: they talk about indecision and going with the flow, like “eu to a uns dois anos dizendo que quero pintar minha prancha nunca escolho como quero” and feeling overwhelmed by the future in “não sei como vou conseguir lidar com tudo ao mesmo tempo”, which suggests spontaneity and open-endedness over rigid planning. Altogether, the dreamy romanticism, emotional intensity, and indecisive, possibility-focused style best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting that you’re ‘completamente patética’, but I’ve seen your ‘i fucking love my girl! 💭⭐️💌’ energy — if that’s pathetic, can I apply to be the girl you love like that?
- You said you’re always stuck between asking or taking the curiosity to the grave… so, in the spirit of science: would you like to come be pirates with me so you don’t have to cry alone anymore?
- You’re out here gender envying people, forgetting her voice, and still planning tourist looks in Rio with your ‘pretty femme’ — if you ever need someone to hold your hand through the chaos of next year, I volunteer as emotional support himbo/lesbian hybrid.
- As a fellow misandry enthusiast who mourned when Rio got eliminated and celebrates Jennie and Jisoo’s birthdays, I think the universe is telling us to form a BLACKPINK-less, man-less, extremely gay super duo.
- You said you ‘can’t wait’ for you and your pretty femme to serve in Rio — given how often you talk about her being the love of your life, I don’t want to steal your girl, but I am submitting my resume to be your second braincell on those trips.
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Your new Twitter bio
Lesbian with misandry, gender envy & a surfboard I still haven’t painted. Once screamed ‘NO’ in the shower when asked if I was happy.– @beabcdoobee
Your signature cocktail
Pretty Femme Brainstorm
This cocktail is strong and a little chaotic, like someone who screams sad songs in the shower while insisting they’re absolutely not okay, as in “berrando a música mais deprimente do mundo no banho… ‘tá feliz, meu amor?’ … ‘NÃO’”. Cachaça with lime brings Brazilian energy and bite, echoing the sharp humor of “a misandria existe e eu sou a prova viva disso” and the casual threat of “eu vou matar a laysa” said with love. Pink guava juice is soft, sweet, and a little dreamy, just like all the devotion in “ela é o amor da minha vida.” and “i fucking love my girl! 💭⭐️💌”. A shot of espresso captures their overthinking, anxious brain that’s always running worst-case scenarios, as in “eu to sempre pensando sem parar nos piores cenários possíveis” and feeling that next year will be too much in “ano que vem vai ser tão 🤯 não sei como vou conseguir lidar com tudo ao mesmo tempo”. The sea salt & sugar rim mirrors their mix of softness and bite—tender and romantic in “só penso em viver tudo isso com ela”, yet self-dragging in “sou completamente patética”. Finally, a dash of bitters nods to the melancholy of forgetting someone’s voice in “não consigo segurar o choro quando percebo que esqueci a voz dela…” and the resigned vibe of “slowly i will just accept that the whole thing isnt really for me”, making this drink a perfect mix of love, angst, and slightly unhinged lesbian charm.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center love, attachment, and emotional constancy, which are hallmarks of Hufflepuff loyalty. Their affection for their partner shows up repeatedly, as in “i fucking love my girl! 💭⭐️💌”, “só penso em viver tudo isso com ela”, and the emphatic “ela é o amor da minha vida.”. They imagine shared futures and experiences together—“i think you should come live with me and we can be pirates then you won't have to cry” and “não vejo a hora de eu e minha pretty femme servirmos muito enquanto turistamos pelo rio”—which shows a strong desire to care for and accompany others through life. Even when reflecting on broader issues, their focus is on fairness and how people are treated, as in the thoughtful critique about expectations on lesbians in “a diferença é que esperam que a gente, por ser lésbica, já esteja desconstruída…”. Taken together, these tweets paint a picture of someone defined by devotion to loved ones, emotional supportiveness, and a strong sense of relational justice—core Hufflepuff traits more than the ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the bold heroics of Gryffindor.
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Your song
She - Dodie
A well‑suited song for them is She by Dodie, a tender, sapphic love song full of yearning, softness, and overthinking. They tweet about their girlfriend with intense affection, like “i fucking love my girl! 💭⭐️💌” and “ela é o amor da minha vida.”, mirroring the song’s focus on quietly consuming love for a girl. The song’s bittersweet vulnerability fits tweets such as “não consigo segurar o choro quando percebo que esqueci a voz dela…” and “eu to sempre pensando sem parar nos piores cenários possíveis”, which show emotional fragility and anxious attachment. Their identity and politics as a lesbian are explicit in posts like “mas no final tudo sempre cai no cu das lésbicas”, aligning with the explicitly queer perspective of the song. And lines of dreamy escapism in their tweets, such as “i think you should come live with me and we can be pirates then you won't have to cry”, echo the same imaginative, romantic warmth that runs through She.
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