Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Frequently names and tracks their feelings, like “feeliny depressed and having loads of work to do.” and “ilove beinf happy ilove feeling euphoric i hope it lasts yayay”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care and love openly, e.g. “do oomfs know that ilove them dearly” and “missing oomf”.
- Hardworking: Takes on commissions and worries about quality, like “i gave two clients the preview sketches what if they hate my work” and mentions “loads of work” alongside low mood.
- Reflective: Thinks about life direction and meaning, as in “I don't think I look forward to anything… I have nothing to strive for” and revisits past experiences like “something happened to me at the age of 6 and it ruined me forever”.
- Creative: Regularly references art and commissions, such as “fav artwork of 2026” and “um i made something (?)”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Uses harsh language toward self, like “im such a fat fucking chud bro” and “im stupid sorry” (also in bio).
- Suicidal-ideation: Openly expresses wanting to die or disappear, e.g. “I don't want to be alive can I disappear and be nothing” and “im going to kill myself nothing is nice anymore”.
- Self-harm-impulses: Repeatedly mentions cutting, such as “iwant to slit my wristw😂😂😂😂😂” and “cutting deep toget attention hell yea”.
- Eating-disorder: Consistently fixates on calories and guilt around food, like “ive been restricting, like i try to eat 700 1000 cals most days” and “felt really guilty abtbthrowing moms food so itook it out from the trash and am eating it”.
- Social-anxiety: Fearful of bothering others and being hated, as in “everytime someone messages me idk how to reply because what if it really makes them hate me” and “ut feels like im bothering them im sorry”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, especially in her mix of intelligence, artistic drive, anxiety, and deep emotional turmoil. Like Lisa, they are very self-critical and feel misunderstood or overlooked, shown in tweets like “would someone just listen to me .” and “why does my teacher keep forgetting me, and alsays gets my name wrongntoo, literally i hosted an event and all the crdt went to some other student”. They clearly care about their creative work and how others perceive it, mirroring Lisa’s perfectionism and performance anxiety, as seen in “ppl are so scary what if i disappoint them with the art😢 especially because they paid” and “i gave two clients the preview sketches what if they hate my work and refuse to pay and kill me because my drawing jinja sucks”. At the same time, they struggle with intense sadness, suicidal thoughts, and feeling like life is empty or pointless, similar to Lisa’s more serious depressive episodes, as in “I don't want to be alive can I disappear and be nothing” and “I don't think I look forward to anything, I don't have a goal… its empty and temporary.”. Their mix of sensitivity, overthinking social interactions, and longing for validation—shown by “everytime someone messages me idk how to reply because what if it really makes them hate me”—fits well with Lisa’s anxious, hyper-aware inner life.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introvert (I): they repeatedly feel overlooked or forgotten and struggle with initiating/maintaining connections, e.g. “how does one even get more oomfs”, “would someone just listen to me .”, and “how am i supposed to be close friends withyou people,ilove you guys but idk how withoit being annoying”, which suggests craving connection but feeling socially anxious and inward-focused. Their heavy emphasis on feelings, meaning, and self-worth over concrete problem-solving points to Intuition (N) and Feeling (F): tweets like “I don't think I look forward to anything, I don't have a goal… its empty and temporary. I have nothing to strive for” and “this..everthying is like a competition, so inever feel valid” show abstract, existential reflection and value-based distress rather than practical, sensory focus. Their decisions and self-talk are framed in terms of guilt, worth, and others’ feelings—“family mad at eachother but smh it all feels like my fault”, “It really sucks because this is all my doing because I choose to not get better, so don't deserve nice things”—which is very F-coded. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): there’s little evidence of structured planning or follow-through and lots of being overwhelmed, impulsive swings, and self-criticism about inconsistency, for example “mised college because ioverslept, they will skin me alive” and chaotic, reactive posts like “Im frewkiny out what the fuck thwst the fuck pwople are scaru what the fuck”. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, idealistic/abstract rumination, social anxiety with desire for closeness, and low structure—INFP is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you once carved Scara’s constellation on your thighs… if you ever feel like drawing again, can I be the canvas you gently doodle on instead of your skin?
- You keep worrying your commission clients will hate your art and ‘kill’ you, but honestly, if you drew me, I’d be the one dying—of jealousy—that I don’t look as pretty as your sketches.
- You called yourself a ‘fat chud’ after waking up and eating 500 cals in two hours; meanwhile I’m over here consuming your entire timeline in one sitting and still wanting seconds.
- You get scared your ice cream will melt or that people will be ‘disappointed’ in you—but real talk, even if the ice cream melted and your tweets were 90% typos, I’d still choose you on my TL every single time.
- You said you don’t have a goal or anything to strive for… so how about a new one: let me be the person who proves ‘nobody cares’ was a lie, one annoying, affectionate DM at a time.
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Your new Twitter bio
Sleep‑deprived art gremlin | Commissioning doodles between classes & ice cream crises | Once carved a constellation; now trying to draw brighter ones instead– @BeanzJellyz
Your signature cocktail
♡ Jellybean Paranoia Float
This cocktail is light and deceptively sweet, matching their fragile energy and BMI-conscious vibes while nodding to treats like ice cream and low-cal indulgence from posts like “ilove icecream igot myself the low cal one yayayayayyayayy” and “craving thr 100 cal icecream but i have no money #sad”. The lychee soju is soft and slightly dreamy, mirroring their aroace softness and self-effacing bio, "im stupid sorry (◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ )", while still being a real kick underneath all the cuteness. Hyper-fizzy yuzu soda represents their anxious, jittery timelines and spirals like “imso anxious ane jittery need to breathe” and “theyre gonna skin me alive if igo”. Blue curaçao swirls in like late-night paranoia and depressive waves from tweets such as “I don't want to be alive can I disappear and be nothing” and “die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die fuck you die ihate iwant tk die fuck them”, turning the glass into a little galaxy of feelings. The tiny low-cal vanilla ice cream float on top is their fleeting euphoria and comfort, like “ilove beinf happy ilove feeling euphoric i hope it lasts yayay”, always at risk of melting away. Finally, the crushed salted peanuts on the rim (meant to be skipped or ‘picked off’) symbolize fear-food guilt and self-punishment from posts like “peanust are so scary iinged on them like 600 cals then threw up anything barely” and “woke up and already ate 500 cals its been only 2 hours”, turning the drink into a bittersweet, anxious little celebration of their entire timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show deep care and loyalty toward others, even while struggling. They worry intensely about disappointing people who trusted and paid them for art, saying things like “ppl are so scary what if i disappoint them with the art😢 especially because they paid, aaahdh i try my best but what if” and “i gave two clients the preview sketches what if they hate my work and refuse to pay and kill me because my drawing jinja sucks”, which reflects a Hufflepuff-like sense of responsibility and fairness. They feel guilty about wasting their mother's food to the point of retrieving it from the trash, writing “felt really guilty abtbthrowing moms food so itook it out from the trash and am eating it....wgat ever that is wrong with me”, which shows strong conscientiousness and gratitude. Even when overwhelmed, they express affection and a desire for connection, as in “do oomfs know that ilove them dearly” and “would someone just listen to me .”, highlighting their relational, heart-forward nature. While they struggle with self-worth and dark thoughts, their core pattern is caring, guilt over hurting others, and wanting to do right by people—hallmark Hufflepuff traits more than the ambition of Slytherin, the showy bravery of Gryffindor, or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-fitting song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which circles around intrusive thoughts, self-destructive urges, and feeling like a monster to yourself. They repeatedly express wanting to die or disappear, like in “I don't want to be alive can I disappear and be nothing” and “im going to kill myself nothing is nice anymore”, mirroring the song’s fixation on death and self-erasure. Their struggles with self-harm and dark humor about it, such as “iwant to slit my wristw😂😂😂😂😂” and “cutting deep toget attention hell yea”, echo the song’s eerie, detached tone toward pain. The paranoia and sense of being haunted, like “someones there in my room who made the noise” and “m really paranoid bad things will happen to me”, line up with the track’s creepy, unsettling soundscape. Finally, their deep self-loathing and emptiness, shown in “I hate being alive” and “I have nothing to strive for”, fit the song’s central question of why keep going when you feel like the villain in your own story.
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