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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Beans's artistic side shines through in his love for drawing and his sewing projects, like 'This piece of my sewing project looks like moldy sewn up flesh.'
- Authentic: Beans shares his raw emotions openly, such as 'so when im depressed to the point of being suicidal i still help raise two kids.'
- Humorous: His sharp humor is evident in tweets like '“ ‘Yup!’ She said, popping the p” SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. BAD. BAD WATTPAD AUTHOR.'
- Quirky: His love for unconventional pets like snails ('This is nettle, one of my three adult snails') and plushies highlights his unique interests.
- Empathetic: Despite his struggles, Beans shows empathy, as seen in 'so when im depressed to the point of being suicidal i still help raise two kids.'
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Dropping a razor blade in front of his grandma ('PLEASE I HAD MY RAZOR BLADE IN MY POCKETAND I FORGOT') shows a lack of foresight.
- Chaotic: Tweets like 'brb guys gonna lose my mind in a walmart bathroom' reveal a tendency toward disorganization and impulsiveness.
- Self-Critical: Beans often struggles with self-perception, as seen in 'i have a picture of Me and I was like damn I wish I were that weight again.'
- Overwhelmed: His tweet 'I’m not exactly sure what to do. I dont Have anyone who would believe me about anything my mother does' shows he often feels unsupported.
- Reckless: Beans casually mentions dangerous behavior, like 'I wanna slice open my thighs and press ice cubes against it.'
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Beans's chaotic, impulsive energy mirrors Bart Simpson's antics. Tweets like 'brb guys gonna lose my mind in a walmart bathroom' and 'PLEASE I HAD MY RAZOR BLADE IN MY POCKETAND I FORGOT' showcase a penchant for trouble. Like Bart, Beans also has a softer, more introspective side, as seen in his care for others ('so when im depressed to the point of being suicidal i still help raise two kids').
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Beans exhibits traits of an INFP: introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. His introspection and emotional depth are evident in tweets like 'so when im depressed to the point of being suicidal i still help raise two kids.' His creativity ('I want to draw but it feels like all the creativity in me is strapped down to a table') and empathy align with this type. His chaotic energy and impulsivity ('PLEASE I HAD MY RAZOR BLADE IN MY POCKETAND I FORGOT') reflect the perceiving trait.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a shark plushie? Because I want to add you to my collection of things I adore.
- Are you one of my snails? Because you’ve been crawling into my heart.
- Are you a sewing needle in the dark? Because I somehow found you, and it feels like magic.
- Are you a Song of the Day? Because I can’t stop replaying you in my mind.
- Are you lighter fluid? Because you’ve left a taste I can’t forget.
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Artist | Collector of plushies and snails | Chaotic energy + dark humor | Lover of House MD, Criminal Minds, and The Last of Us | Navigating life with memes, music, and impulsivity | He/It.– @beanzlovestoast
Your signature cocktail
The Chaotic Snail
The Chaotic Snail captures Beans's quirky, creative personality. The blue raspberry vodka reflects his love for bold, unconventional choices, while lime juice adds a tangy kick, much like his sharp humor. Edible glitter mirrors his artistic flair, and the club soda represents his chaotic yet refreshing energy ('IM FUCKING LOSING IT CHAT I HAVE SO MUCH UHHHHHHH').
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Beans embodies Hufflepuff traits like loyalty and empathy. Despite his struggles, he takes care of others, as seen in 'so when im depressed to the point of being suicidal i still help raise two kids.' His quirky love for snails and plushies ('This is nettle, one of my three adult snails') reflects a kind, nurturing nature. While chaotic, his open-heartedness and dedication to his pets and loved ones make him a true Hufflepuff.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
This song's themes of loneliness and introspection resonate with Beans's emotional tweets, like 'I HATE feeling lonely I want someone to come sit w me and just talk abt random shit.' The mix of melancholy and resilience in the song reflects his ability to find humor and creativity even in dark times.
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