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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, dramatic, but ultimately soft and loyal to the people they care about. Like Bart, they oscillate between dark humor and genuine distress, e.g. “i was sobbing the whole day yesterday and was about to kill myself but like the whole time i was thinking of the fucking 'Queen never cry.' panel so i ended up backing out from killing myself 🥸🥸” and “im so fucking sad i cannot take it anymore this series of unfortunate events is gonna make me kiII myseIf”, which fits Bart’s tendency to dramatize pain while still pushing through. Their horny, chaotic humor and online mischief vibe like Bart’s prankster side, with tweets such as “drawing the most furslop shit on my classmates tablet oh my god” and “im going to draw him oiled up and naked soon”. At the same time, they’re a creative art kid under the chaos, often talking about drawing and commissions like “maybe i should consistently draw more” and “commish for @Ant_Toe_Knee999”, mirroring Bart’s hidden artistic streak. Finally, their intense affection for their boyfriend in posts like “guys i fucking love my boyfriend @JagShiro so much holy shit” shows a loyal, emotional core beneath the rebellious exterior—very Bart when you strip away the jokes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on inner feelings, art, and a small circle of close people rather than large social scenes, like when they say “i was sobbing the whole day yesterday and was about to kill myself…” or “im so tired”, and their love-focused posts about their boyfriend such as “guys i fucking love my boyfriend @JagShiro so much holy shit” feel intimate rather than performatively social. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they often dramatize emotions and spin inner narratives (e.g. “acting like idgaf but irgaf”, “it hurts to be something... but its worse to be nothing with you...”) instead of focusing on practical details. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they react to interpersonal drama and hurt, like “day ruined i saw a post with my ex in it” and moral/emotional judgments such as “dude is 47 years old shitting on teenagers when said teenagers make better art ctfuuu”, prioritizing how things feel over logic. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they frequently procrastinate or change plans in art and life (“maybe i should consistently draw more”, “i promise ill post again soon im cooking something up”) and complain about school and routine (“2nd day pa lang ayoko na pumasok”) rather than presenting themselves as structured or highly organized. Their emotional intensity, romantic fixation, creative focus on furry/character art, and tendency to dramatize inner experiences together map well onto INFP: the idealistic, feelings-driven, artist type who lives largely in their internal emotional world and shows it through art and confessional posts.

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19 • PH illustrator & furry art enjoyer. Known to vanish mid-project then return with 3 new styles. Currently juggling uni deadlines and big gay canvases.– @bearfluff_

Your signature cocktail
A soju + calamansi base channels their chaotic Filipino student life and late-night misery posts like “napaka miserable tlaga ng b0hai ko pokengina ayaw ko nang gumising (nang maaga)” while still staying bright and sharp. The blue curaçao float is for their gamer / anime / furry art brainrot and horny down-bad moments like “von lycaon doodle (im going to draw him oiled up and naked soon)” and “after workout selfie from ur musky furry bf”. Honey-lavender syrup brings a soft, romantic sweetness for how loudly and tenderly they love their boyfriend, as in “guys i fucking love my boyfriend @JagShiro so much holy shit”. The citrus soda + crushed ice keep it fizzy, messy, and energetic, echoing their dramatic mood swings from “MY ACCOUNT IS UNLOCKED IM FUCKING FREEEE” to “its so fucking over for me bro” in this meltdown. Overall it’s semi-strong, sweet-tart, and a bit unhinged—just like a furry artist who tweets “smug ass bro” after promising yet again “i promise i will be back” with new art.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show strong attachment and loyalty to the people they care about, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their timeline is full of open affection and devotion, especially toward their boyfriend, like when they say, “guys i fucking love my boyfriend @JagShiro so much holy shit” and “i miss my boyfriend i love him already ;(((”, and when they gush over his cooking in “my boyfriend's cooking is so fucking fire its so surprising he's self taught”. They also express affection and care for friends and pets, like “i love my bro...” and “i love my dog”. Their self-deprecating academic/art grind, such as “i wanna draw more soo bad but im getting murked by academic work” and repeated promises like “i promise ill post again soon im cooking something up”, shows a hardworking, quietly persevering side even when overwhelmed. While they have flashes of drama and dark humor, the dominant throughline is devotion, emotional sincerity, and a desire to show up for others—hallmarks of Hufflepuff rather than the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the detached wit of Ravenclaw.

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The song MONSTER fits them because it blends playful menace, queer desire, and intense emotion, all of which show up constantly in their timeline. They call themselves a “beautiful monster defender” in “i will forever be a beautiful monster defender”, directly echoing the song’s themes of being dangerously charming and hard to resist. Their dramatic highs and lows in love and mental health, like “i was sobbing the whole day yesterday and was about to kill myself but like the whole time i was thinking of the fucking 'Queen never cry.' panel so i ended up backing out from killing myself” and “it hurts to be something... but its worse to be nothing with you...”, mirror the song’s intense emotional swings. They’re unabashedly queer and horny in a fun, slightly unhinged way, as seen in “im so gay for this dude bro its crazy” and “von lycaon doodle (im going to draw him oiled up and naked soon)”, which suits the seductive, chaotic energy of the track. Even their art persona—posting furry, K-pop, and game fanart while saying “maybe i should consistently draw more”—matches the song’s confident, slightly dark, but stylish vibe.

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